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How do I get employee to be self sufficient?

I have six direct reports. Five of them seem to do a good jo...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
Yeah, tell me what to do asshole. I'm at least 1.5x smarter ...
lake fat ankles home
  07/09/18
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outnumbered mother
  07/09/18
put his penis in your mouth and stimulate it with your lips ...
lemon codepig
  07/09/18
Assign one of your other direct reports to give this guy shi...
olive startling famous landscape painting gaping
  07/09/18
In a sane world I could do that. But this is at a larger cor...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
Lmao I know that. You know what else I know? That I've accum...
lake fat ankles home
  07/09/18
This person is not lazy or disagreeable. They just lack some...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
why are you continuing to pretend that "metaphysics fir...
Idiotic cruise ship goal in life
  07/09/18
Honestly this is a huge part of the problem. He's completely...
lake fat ankles home
  07/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o
lemon codepig
  07/09/18
(CSLG)
Metal menage
  07/09/18
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Buff spot nibblets
  07/09/18
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Carmine infuriating boltzmann
  07/09/18
ur fukt.
useless marketing idea
  07/09/18
Have him deliver to you a daily agenda at 9 am each day, and...
Passionate navy doctorate
  07/09/18
She would ping me at the start of every day to ask about exa...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
"it is part of your job responsibility to identify proj...
Passionate navy doctorate
  07/09/18
women need to be COMMANDED
electric stead
  07/09/18
i notice you used "them" and "they" inst...
Demanding coral whorehouse
  07/09/18
It's a she
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
ur fucked
Demanding coral whorehouse
  07/09/18
Ur fucked
lake fat ankles home
  07/09/18
you are fucked
Idiotic cruise ship goal in life
  07/09/18
fucked, are you
carnelian stock car
  07/09/18
take the above advice about sucking his cock
glittery orchid den
  07/09/18
assign them a fucking task jfc
Spruce talking filthpig
  07/09/18
I do. It's neverending!
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
This is your job
olive startling famous landscape painting gaping
  07/09/18
I don't have to do this with any of the others
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
So you got lucky and only have to do 1/6 of your job and you...
olive startling famous landscape painting gaping
  07/09/18
...
claret voyeur digit ratio
  07/09/18
Then how do you know they're doing their jobs?
Primrose theater stage
  07/09/18
Cuz I get copied on shit or otherwise looped in at some poin...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
This woman is probably working 50 times harder than the othe...
silver alcoholic dilemma
  07/09/18
Imagine you had a real job, like managing a restaurant or a ...
Primrose theater stage
  07/09/18
...
clear immigrant shitlib
  07/09/18
OP and this thread is pretty much a parody of itself
cheese-eating azure resort
  07/09/18
...
Idiotic cruise ship goal in life
  07/09/18
Consult the extensive INTP threading on this board.
vigorous puce plaza
  07/09/18
What kind of CORP job do you have? How'd you get it? H...
carnelian stock car
  07/09/18
Inhouse tranny lawyer. She makes low 100s I make higher 100s...
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
is she a lawyer too?
carnelian stock car
  07/09/18
Yeah
Ocher Center
  07/09/18
Kind of ironic that you’re asking us for direction on this.
Excitant theater really tough guy
  07/09/18
What is her job title?
aggressive slimy public bath
  07/09/18
assign her a month's worth of tasks
thriller bull headed water buffalo legend
  07/09/18
Why would she do work she’s not assigned?
spectacular jew
  07/09/18
Yeah someone please answer why I would do this
lake fat ankles home
  07/09/18
...
Carmine infuriating boltzmann
  07/09/18
Exactly. Imagine doing work you weren't assigned and then ge...
Spruce talking filthpig
  07/09/18
she's hot, isn't she?
diverse church
  07/09/18


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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Ocher Center

I have six direct reports. Five of them seem to do a good job just self directing. But one of them every day I have to give them specific tasks or they will do nothing. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390753)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: lake fat ankles home

Yeah, tell me what to do asshole. I'm at least 1.5x smarter than you. If I'm not running shit I have no interest in doing things right then hearing you explain why the wrong way is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390760)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: outnumbered mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390797)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: lemon codepig

put his penis in your mouth and stimulate it with your lips and tongue until semen shoots out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390761)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: olive startling famous landscape painting gaping

Assign one of your other direct reports to give this guy shit to do - problem solved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390763)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Ocher Center

In a sane world I could do that. But this is at a larger corp where I can't have a peer over a peer like that. I basically have no real power other than to give mean performance reviews and withhold a small bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390786)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: lake fat ankles home

Lmao I know that. You know what else I know? That I've accumulated more knowledge working here 2 years than you have in 10, which means I'm indispensable. How's it feel knowing a shitmillenial has got you by the balls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390801)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Ocher Center

This person is not lazy or disagreeable. They just lack some kind of instinct to find things to do without a specific list of tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390831)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Idiotic cruise ship goal in life

why are you continuing to pretend that "metaphysics first day" tp is not the online alias of the employee you are having trouble with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390876)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: lake fat ankles home

Honestly this is a huge part of the problem. He's completely non confrontational and things take a long time to get done because of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391179)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: lemon codepig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390794)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Metal menage

(CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390765)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Buff spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391169)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Carmine infuriating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391177)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: useless marketing idea

ur fukt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390806)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Passionate navy doctorate

Have him deliver to you a daily agenda at 9 am each day, and a report on progress each day before leaving. Won't take 5 minutes total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390810)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Ocher Center

She would ping me at the start of every day to ask about exactly what she should be working on. This is basically the song and dance we do now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390843)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate navy doctorate

"it is part of your job responsibility to identify projects for yourself. Keep me updated daily on your progress and I will redirect you if needed. Please have your agenda to me by 915. Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390935)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: electric stead

women need to be COMMANDED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391312)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Demanding coral whorehouse

i notice you used "them" and "they" instead of specifying the gender, any reason why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390813)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Ocher Center

It's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390836)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Demanding coral whorehouse

ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390839)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: lake fat ankles home

Ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390845)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Idiotic cruise ship goal in life

you are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390879)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: carnelian stock car

fucked, are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391171)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: glittery orchid den

take the above advice about sucking his cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391903)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Spruce talking filthpig

assign them a fucking task jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390840)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Ocher Center

I do. It's neverending!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390850)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: olive startling famous landscape painting gaping

This is your job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390855)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Ocher Center

I don't have to do this with any of the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390865)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: olive startling famous landscape painting gaping

So you got lucky and only have to do 1/6 of your job and you're still complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390889)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: claret voyeur digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390923)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Primrose theater stage

Then how do you know they're doing their jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390905)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Ocher Center

Cuz I get copied on shit or otherwise looped in at some point. Do I know if they're working hard every day? No and I really don't care. Just get your shit done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390999)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: silver alcoholic dilemma

This woman is probably working 50 times harder than the other 5 employees and getting shitted on because OP is a shitty boss and can’t communicate his expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391135)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Primrose theater stage

Imagine you had a real job, like managing a restaurant or a construction site. Would you just sit in your office and expect everything to take care of itself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390916)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: clear immigrant shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391163)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating azure resort

OP and this thread is pretty much a parody of itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36390917)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Idiotic cruise ship goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391003)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: vigorous puce plaza

Consult the extensive INTP threading on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391017)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: carnelian stock car

What kind of CORP job do you have?

How'd you get it?

How much do you make?

How much does *she* make?

Do you seriously make sure they're in by 9am every single day and not 9:30 just cause?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391176)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Ocher Center

Inhouse tranny lawyer. She makes low 100s I make higher 100s. No I don't monitor everyone's time. I guess I would notice if someone was consistently coming in at like 11 but otherwise everyone just acts like a professional. I've never questioned anyone about their hours but everyone is responsible and everyone gives me a FYI if they're going to be out half a day or whatever, even though I don't ask them to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391418)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: carnelian stock car

is she a lawyer too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391425)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Ocher Center

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391427)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Excitant theater really tough guy

Kind of ironic that you’re asking us for direction on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391181)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: aggressive slimy public bath

What is her job title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391198)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: thriller bull headed water buffalo legend

assign her a month's worth of tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391274)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular jew

Why would she do work she’s not assigned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391459)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: lake fat ankles home

Yeah someone please answer why I would do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391464)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Carmine infuriating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391512)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Spruce talking filthpig

Exactly. Imagine doing work you weren't assigned and then getting yelled at over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36391509)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: diverse church

she's hot, isn't she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021295&forum_id=2#36393729)