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A good associate makes a partners life easier

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when I was a first year a partner sat me down and said, your...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
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Did he touch your penis after that talk
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Non sequitur
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Maori woman performing defiant haka
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cannon
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
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"penis"
Cisbigot
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corporate slave posting from a bathroom
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The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan
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i lateraled to a firm as a senior three years ago and the pa...
zurichisstained
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U copped brikkfuss tho didnít u. It was worth it
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yea, not complaining but it was rather entertaining/annoying...
zurichisstained
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Lmao, youíre one of them now. Jesus
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Iím pretty chill tho man
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Naomi Bat Osaka
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Lol at any biglawyer ďsolving problems.Ē Your job is to m...
nutella
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Cr. The better you are at solving a clients problems, the le...
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cannon
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This is the TTT aspect of being a lawyer. As a solo, itís on...
Martin Prince
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It's worse if you actually do care about their problems. I'...
IronMonkey
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Easier to not care in corporate biglaw
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A good associate can make you dizzy, like you been drinking ...
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A great associate can tie a cherry stem in their mouth
cornhusker
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A partner's job is solving clients problems. The clients jo...
ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)
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By fucking his wife?
Gregor
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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.




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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.




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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

when I was a first year a partner sat me down and said, your job is to solve problems. Right now, you solve the problems of senior associates. In a few years, you will solve my problems. When you get to be my age, you will solve the clients' problems.

At the time I didn't realize how true and how awful this all was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404418)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Did he touch your penis after that talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404435)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Non sequitur



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36405078)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Cisbigot

"penis"

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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: The Mandarin Pandering Academy that Dripped Yuan



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: zurichisstained (Jordan Petersonís Fans are Massive Faggots with Daddy Issues)

i lateraled to a firm as a senior three years ago and the partner i did all my work for told me that he was my most important client.

i sucked his dick and swallowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404457)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


U copped brikkfuss tho didnít u. It was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404555)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: zurichisstained (Jordan Petersonís Fans are Massive Faggots with Daddy Issues)

yea, not complaining but it was rather entertaining/annoying at the time to have someone say that to me. i also hated the guy when i started but warmed to him later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406966)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Lmao, youíre one of them now. Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36407496)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: zurichisstained (Jordan Petersonís Fans are Massive Faggots with Daddy Issues)

Iím pretty chill tho man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36408633)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404603)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: nutella

Lol at any biglawyer ďsolving problems.Ē

Your job is to make money for the partners. The partnerís job is to make money for the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404952)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Cr. The better you are at solving a clients problems, the less money you generally make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36405024)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36405083)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

This is the TTT aspect of being a lawyer. As a solo, itís only amplified. I spend most of my waking hours pretending to care about, and then attempting to fix, other peopleís stupid problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406419)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: IronMonkey

It's worse if you actually do care about their problems. I'm such a sucker sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36407553)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:17 PM
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Easier to not care in corporate biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36407560)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:55 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36404827)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Judas Jones

A good associate can make you dizzy, like you been drinking jack and coke all morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36405090)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406402)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: cornhusker

A great associate can tie a cherry stem in their mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406460)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: ETH dunking on Skadden Assoc (joeybank)

A partner's job is solving clients problems. The clients job is solving their customer's problems. Is this supposed to be insightful?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406492)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Gregor

By fucking his wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022950&forum_id=2#36406493)