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Watching CLEs on mute Hiding in bathroom stall to post/text...
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Whoa, look at Bill Gates over here with the window.
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Devastating
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Plum Becky Queen Of The Night
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i do all of these. LJL
balding piazza
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insane party of the first part dog poop
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curious idiotic resort
  07/12/18
Cr except for the Skype example
curious idiotic resort
  07/12/18
spending 75% of your waking life in a soulless office or, ev...
balding piazza
  07/11/18
alright this thread is too much for me i'm leaving
irradiated stead
  07/11/18
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curious idiotic resort
  07/12/18
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Swollen cruise ship
  07/11/18
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Cyan sandwich corner
  07/11/18
>>Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your ...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
u need to establish yourself as a noskypemo. just respond t...
Mustard space
  07/11/18
Skype is required and used ALL THE TIME by one of the 50s pa...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
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appetizing vermilion prole
  07/11/18
doesn't it show up as mobile then?
Mustard space
  07/11/18
Yep, and it's still harassment. The problem is people who d...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
just call her when she messages you. say you prefer direct c...
Mustard space
  07/11/18
jfc
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  07/11/18
lol, you work for a girl? how is that not emasculating beyo...
slap-happy senate double fault
  07/11/18
There are a few partners, but one is female. I'm paid well ...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/12/18
Is she or was she hot
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/12/18
Above average. In shape.
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/12/18
Cr. At my firm a handful of junior associates just turned of...
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/11/18
What kind of shiTTTfirm has partners who skype? At my V10...
Anal Spot
  07/11/18
Boutique where a bunch of us work remotely. The main offend...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
Install mousejiggle.. it's a free program you can download
comical trust fund kitchen
  07/12/18
Watching CLE on mute does not seem credited EDIT: I mean it...
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  07/11/18
it is. its something everyone does, everyone knows it happen...
balding piazza
  07/11/18
You are going through makework for no reason other than to s...
Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm
  07/11/18
It's strictly a money racket
curious idiotic resort
  07/12/18
there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but ...
Fiercely-loyal Domesticated Personal Credit Line
  07/12/18
'there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but...
razzle-dazzle site
  07/12/18
When you leave the office after working in front of your wor...
wonderful circlehead
  07/11/18
the debtcuck to wagecuck pipeline
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  07/11/18
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saffron parlor
  07/11/18
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Vigorous Fantasy-prone Messiness
  07/12/18
Thanking people after doing work for them
wonderful circlehead
  07/11/18
4:54 a.m.: Please find attached the first draft of the Me...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE
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  07/11/18
Thank.
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  07/11/18
you can also move to a no thanking policy unless you're actu...
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  07/11/18
Warmest regards hehe
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putting fake meetings on your calendar so people don’t think...
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Tbf, OPs posted some credited tips for surviving office life...
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  07/11/18
I installed a Raspberry Pi in my office that I can use as a ...
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Lol, good one. In my home office I used to have it rigged so...
Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm
  07/11/18
Taking 7 days off per year when you have unlimited PTO
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  07/11/18
I'm convinced people with unlimited PTO take less than those...
Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm
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That is known to be true. Companies offer unlimited PTO so t...
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Studies show that's the case at most companies with unlimite...
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You go to the break room for a coffee but there’s 30 Indian ...
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Logging on to your work computer at home at 945 pm to send a...
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Jfc,
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LJL lawyers
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inspired work
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sup me
Diverse Box Office
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Get a MOUSE CLICKER off Amazon, for the SKYPE bros out there...
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official name is mouse JIGGLER https://www.amazon.com/Wie...
Mustard space
  07/11/18
Does this require SW to be installed?
Puce soul-stirring french chef locus
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No, but if your IT guy is a nazi he'll be able to see it on...
bright fluffy masturbator toilet seat
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this happened to me and I simply said I didn't like when I w...
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I recently developed a sore jaw from clenching it every time...
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>>I mastered the art of walking around hallways fluste...
Dashing Forum Incel
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I don’t use the public stalls anymore because the guy who co...
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/11/18
He's probably been REAMED by some important partner with a P...
Dashing Forum Incel
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As a tech bro none of this makes sense to me (though tech as...
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We need to account for every 6-minute block of our day. We ...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
but don't you do sexy VC work?!?
Histrionic hospital cuckold
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Ha, yes, almost forgot! Balancing 35 active deals, each wit...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
so close to all that entrepreneurial energy!!
Histrionic hospital cuckold
  07/11/18
Some companies won’t let employees take partial vacation or ...
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LJL. My boutique law firm doesn't consider it a vacation da...
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GC's nonstop proliferation of "review" sessions wi...
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Mods
Ebony Insanely Creepy Yarmulke
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lol fuck
Diverse Box Office
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Using every 5 minutes of free time to check emails / look ac...
Dashing Forum Incel
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Having to listen to 5-10 minutes of “roll call” bullshit on ...
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/11/18
Lol this happens all the time internally even on small stupi...
Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm
  07/11/18
Yep. Then always some bitch who joins 8 mins late: "H...
Dashing Forum Incel
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“Hey Christine. I think with Christine we have a quorum on o...
erotic faggotry ceo
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Can whomever has their line open go on mute? Thanks
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Meeting with a partner or senior associate and having to loo...
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/11/18
At 9 p.m. smelling warm mayo that's been in the garbage sinc...
Dashing Forum Incel
  07/11/18
Watching their diets fluctuate is lulzy. Once was on a confe...
erotic faggotry ceo
  07/11/18
Kind of sad. I judge fats, but can understand how it happ...
Dashing Forum Incel
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It's all a choice but your identity is too wedded to money a...
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money is necessary to buy food and shelter
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  07/12/18
Also booze and women
Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm
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Fag
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(20 year old)
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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

Watching CLEs on mute

Hiding in bathroom stall to post/text

Staying at work til the evening out of some sense of obligation even though you aren't actually doing any work

Leaving to lunch early every day so you can take a long lunch without it looking weird (otherwise you'd be coming back after 1 pm)

Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your Skype show you as "away"

Scheduling an appointment at 2 pm so you can take a half day without taking any vacation time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404750)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Swollen cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405737)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Nofapping gay wizard

Commuting every day to a windowed box from another windowed box for a pittance that allows you to afford food and basic necessities, with a little left over for GC circuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404775)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: irradiated stead

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404792)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: carmine zippy fanboi associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404884)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Gold bawdyhouse kitty

Whoa, look at Bill Gates over here with the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405104)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: irate sienna bbw

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405435)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Nofapping gay wizard

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405438)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Arousing Henna Hunting Ground Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405838)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: excitant orchid dopamine background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406291)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: insane party of the first part dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406294)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Bateful bipolar old irish cottage school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406437)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling ape temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409689)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:29 AM
Author: carnelian soggy factory reset button tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417313)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate startling jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405810)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: excitant orchid dopamine background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406293)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Plum Becky Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408187)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: balding piazza

i do all of these. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404785)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: insane party of the first part dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404788)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: curious idiotic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411547)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: curious idiotic resort

Cr except for the Skype example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411649)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: balding piazza

spending 75% of your waking life in a soulless office or, even worse, a cube or hot desk, knowing that this is the one chance you get to live on this beautiful earth and that soon you will return to dust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404795)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: irradiated stead

alright this thread is too much for me

i'm leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404816)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404914)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: curious idiotic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411551)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Swollen cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405740)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Cyan sandwich corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405960)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

>>Moving your mouse occasionally to avoid having your Skype show you as "away"

This one is the absolute worst. Thankfully my employer lets me change the settings from 5 minutes, but then some people get antsy when you don't immediately reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404814)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Mustard space

u need to establish yourself as a noskypemo. just respond to messages through regular email. or pick up the phone and actually call them, then watch them never message you again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404843)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Skype is required and used ALL THE TIME by one of the 50s partners (female) I work for. This wouldn't fly. It's incredibly disruptive -- no less so than barging into the office talking -- but some people don't see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404862)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing vermilion prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404882)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Mustard space

doesn't it show up as mobile then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405354)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Yep, and it's still harassment. The problem is people who don't know how to use it, not whether it pings phone or desktop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405376)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Mustard space

just call her when she messages you. say you prefer direct communication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405366)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital cuckold

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405850)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: slap-happy senate double fault

lol, you work for a girl? how is that not emasculating beyond your capacity to bear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409675)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

There are a few partners, but one is female. I'm paid well and don't really care whose clients they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36410134)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Is she or was she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411696)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Above average. In shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412006)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Cr. At my firm a handful of junior associates just turned off Skype and nobody said anything. The senior partners don’t care, the junior partners use Skype but who cares, they are service bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404863)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Anal Spot

What kind of shiTTTfirm has partners who skype?

At my V10 no one uses it except JR associates and litigation support people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405310)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Boutique where a bunch of us work remotely. The main offender is a partner in her 50s who eats, drinks, and sleeps work. It's constant Skype harassment. It's really invasive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405368)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: comical trust fund kitchen

Install mousejiggle.. it's a free program you can download

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412352)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Chocolate medicated mexican

Watching CLE on mute does not seem credited

EDIT: I mean it is not a credited sign of corporate slavery, unless you mean being a lawyer is corporate slavery, which I would agree with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404856)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: balding piazza

it is. its something everyone does, everyone knows it happens but you have to go through the motions and make that effort just to make the suystem appear legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404864)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

You are going through makework for no reason other than to satisfy some BS requirement from bureaucratic overlords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: curious idiotic resort

It's strictly a money racket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411693)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Domesticated Personal Credit Line

there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but for recording the same fucktarded seminar for whatever cut they get off the bullshit requirement i have running on mute but keeping an eye on that 3 min warning!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412048)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle site

'there's hundreds of lawyers who would be on food stamps but for...'

Legal profession in a nutshell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412098)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: wonderful circlehead

When you leave the office after working in front of your work terminal all day, carrying around a mini version of your work terminal in your pocket just in case someone tells you to work some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404877)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: carmine zippy fanboi associate

the debtcuck to wagecuck pipeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404887)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: saffron parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405458)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Fantasy-prone Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411803)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: wonderful circlehead

Thanking people after doing work for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404898)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

4:54 a.m.:

Please find attached the first draft of the Merger Agreement. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404904)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: abnormal violet garrison

PLEASE, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404957)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Gold bawdyhouse kitty

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405116)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Swollen cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405743)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Mustard space

you can also move to a no thanking policy unless you're actually thanking someone. it will be ok.

I switched my email sig to just my first name instead of thank, first name and it did wonders for my psyche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406280)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: carnelian soggy factory reset button tank

Warmest regards hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417316)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: marvelous opaque home mother

putting fake meetings on your calendar so people don’t think you’re free and try to schedule other meetings with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404900)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: brilliant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405133)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Tbf, OPs posted some credited tips for surviving office life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404903)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: bright fluffy masturbator toilet seat

I installed a Raspberry Pi in my office that I can use as a personal computer. I added a USB switch so I can switch my keyboard and mouse between my work computer and the Raspberry Pi, a VPN, and now I'm way happier than before. I recommend everyone does the same. You can poast way more efficiently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404960)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

Lol, good one. In my home office I used to have it rigged so I could easily toggle between PC and work comp. Sometimes I got confused about which I was using though and then was paranoid that I accidentally watched porn through work comp ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404991)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: laughsome alpha

Taking 7 days off per year when you have unlimited PTO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404968)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

I'm convinced people with unlimited PTO take less than those who get 4 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404995)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: laughsome alpha

That is known to be true. Companies offer unlimited PTO so they don't have PTO liabilities in case they get acquired, and because they know employees will work the same or more days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405121)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Gold bawdyhouse kitty

Studies show that's the case at most companies with unlimited pto. And you don't get paid out your unused PTO when you leave because you don't have any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405127)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Bearded range digit ratio

You go to the break room for a coffee but there’s 30 Indian men standing in front of the Keurig speaking in tongues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36404980)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Gold bawdyhouse kitty

Logging on to your work computer at home at 945 pm to send a more complete reply and attachments to a work email than you'd be able to send from your phone.

Bringing your work computer on the one week long vacation you have all year.

Setting an alarm for 3:50 am Bali time so you can dial into that conference call you won't meaningfully participate in.

Accurately and completely recording every six-minute increment you worked and logging it online by 5 pm on the next business day.

Abruptly getting off the phone with a junior colleague whenever a senior colleague calls.

Starting a new reply all email response when someone else replies all to the email you were responding to before you hit send.

Entering another man's scrawled, handwritten comments into the redline of a document even when you know those comments don't improve the draft.

Getting to work when it's still dark out. Leaving work later that day when it's dark again. Having that happen in October or March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405093)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Jfc,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405246)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Light chapel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405336)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Ebony Insanely Creepy Yarmulke

LJL lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406415)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Racy liquid oxygen

inspired work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409684)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling ape temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409799)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Diverse Box Office

sup me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412307)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: brilliant love of her life

Get a MOUSE CLICKER off Amazon, for the SKYPE bros out there, HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405154)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Mustard space

official name is mouse JIGGLER

https://www.amazon.com/WiebeTech-Programmable-Mouse-Jiggler-MJ-3/dp/B00MTZY7Y4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405397)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Puce soul-stirring french chef locus

Does this require SW to be installed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405806)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: bright fluffy masturbator toilet seat

No, but if your IT guy is a nazi he'll be able to see it on the list of devices attached to your comp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405809)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Self-absorbed step-uncle's house

this happened to me and I simply said I didn't like when I was reading something having my computer go to sleep and they were like "oh ok"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408185)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Topaz native national security agency

I recently developed a sore jaw from clenching it every time a new email or text pings demanding your immediate attention.

I have a stomach ulcer.

I feel too guilty to use sick time during work days for medical appointments.

I also have to grab my mouse & look interested at the screen every time someone walks by my office (also ready to close tab of non-work webpage).

Can’t close office door because people get suspicious.

I mastered the art of walking around hallways flustered long before I saw George do it on Seinfeld.

Also, having two monitors, & tilting one with non-work webpage away from door, & work related window on other monitor tilted to the door.

Also considering as inauspicious shoes as possible to avoid bathroom stall detection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405496)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

>>I mastered the art of walking around hallways flustered long before I saw George do it on Seinfeld.

Yep. This plus leave work carrying a ton of shit: I'd just grab a stack of papers, closing set, whatever from my desk and walk out to my car with it. Always look unapproachable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405734)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

I don’t use the public stalls anymore because the guy who comes around to refil the toilet paper will literally wait outside your stall until you finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405739)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

He's probably been REAMED by some important partner with a POOPY ASS because of the one time he didn't refill the TP because the stall was occupied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405943)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: snowy nudist locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408785)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic primrose milk striped hyena

As a tech bro none of this makes sense to me (though tech as its own issues)

I am dressed in a t shirt, cotton shorts and flip flops today and sitting in our game room with my dir and VP to watch the england croatia game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405680)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

We need to account for every 6-minute block of our day. We are fungible billing units, and are here to serve our clients. Turnaround time demands are routinely ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405723)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital cuckold

but don't you do sexy VC work?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405875)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Ha, yes, almost forgot! Balancing 35 active deals, each with a fee cap and an insane too-big-for-his-britches founder involved on one of the sides. Fun fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405959)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital cuckold

so close to all that entrepreneurial energy!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405970)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Puce soul-stirring french chef locus

Some companies won’t let employees take partial vacation or sick days. If you have a 1pm appointment, you need to log your time as having taken off the entire day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405812)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: bright fluffy masturbator toilet seat

LJL. My boutique law firm doesn't consider it a vacation day if I bill more than 2 hours in a day. They also give me 20 use-them-or-lose-them days of vacation per year. You people need to find new jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405842)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital cuckold

GC's nonstop proliferation of "review" sessions with your boss which are framed as improving communication but unavoidably feel like you spinning your "performance" into a sales pitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405898)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Passionate startling jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405946)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Rose hairraiser brunch

Barking/huffing at wife, gf, or mother of child because you need to focus on the email that just popped up on your iPhone at 9:18 pm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405930)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Ebony Insanely Creepy Yarmulke

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406404)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Diverse Box Office

lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412331)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Using every 5 minutes of free time to check emails / look active (or feeling like you should). Kid taking a shit? Waiting in line at cashier? Wife pausing movie to pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36405974)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Rose hairraiser brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36409781)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Having to listen to 5-10 minutes of “roll call” bullshit on conference calls at the beginning of conference calls for big deals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406191)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

Lol this happens all the time internally even on small stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406245)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Yep. Then always some bitch who joins 8 mins late: "HI CHRISTINE IS HERE HI CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406276)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

“Hey Christine. I think with Christine we have a quorum on our side. Are we waiting for anyone else from paul weiss?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36406397)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: self-centered odious casino twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412055)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Puce soul-stirring french chef locus

Can whomever has their line open go on mute? Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36407588)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Meeting with a partner or senior associate and having to look at their gross half eaten several hours old seamless or cafeteria food sitting on their desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36407573)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

At 9 p.m. smelling warm mayo that's been in the garbage since 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408176)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Watching their diets fluctuate is lulzy. Once was on a conference call at lunch and the partner was eating black beans and broccoli from the cafeteria salad bar. Went back for another call that evening and he was eating some kind of deep fried chicken wrap, of course with a Caesar salad on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408191)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Dashing Forum Incel

Kind of sad.

I judge fats, but can understand how it happens to people who've sat at a desk with irregular sleep patterns and takeout for 20-25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36408250)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: razzle kitty cat

It's all a choice but your identity is too wedded to money and status you cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411751)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: blue point stock car

money is necessary to buy food and shelter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411866)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Milky Swashbuckling Blood Rage Business Firm

Also booze and women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411874)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: razzle kitty cat

Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417436)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital cuckold

(20 year old)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36411884)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: razzle kitty cat

I am truly sorry that your identity is tied to keeping one step ahead of your peers and you would psychologically implode if you felt that you had been left behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417441)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: carmine zippy fanboi associate

nothing worse than facetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36412013)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: carnelian soggy factory reset button tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417317)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling ape temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36418318)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36556727)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: erotic faggotry ceo

Having to make just enough small talk in an elevator to not be awkward, but not so much that it’ll be awkward when someone gets off. The tension and suspense of not knowing what floor someone’s getting off at too

“Oh haha no this isn’t me, I’m actually going to 32!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36417968)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4022992&forum_id=2#36556744)