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Just settled a case for $900k in fees

Filed in January. LJL when they said epah will never mae...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
any guides for filing CA class actions?
pontificating razzle range
  07/12/18
Never done a state court one Edit: forgot one actually. W...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
fuck yea man. good times
aqua aphrodisiac hospital
  07/12/18
what kind of case?
pontificating razzle range
  07/12/18
Antitrust. Single plaintiff
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?
pontificating razzle range
  07/12/18
Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monop...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
congrats
Dashing Generalized Bond
  07/12/18
hell yes my bitch
Sinister Double Fault
  07/12/18
Let it do what it do well done
Black Cerebral Meetinghouse
  07/12/18
fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were...
slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin
  07/12/18
Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complain...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)
flatulent school
  07/12/18
1. Show them the draft FAC. 2. Tell them, “it’s best for b...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
damn that's even more clever than I thought.
slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin
  07/12/18
in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that ...
flatulent school
  07/12/18
A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC
orange abode
  07/12/18
...
mustard mewling locale
  12/18/18
wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK? edit: i literal...
big church building
  07/12/18
truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into m...
slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin
  07/12/18
Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants...
slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin
  07/12/18
“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and l...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
Fucking 180
Fishy Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/12/18
...
hideous burgundy yarmulke casino
  07/12/18
Get money.
Hairraiser Senate People Who Are Hurt
  07/12/18
nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug d...
Bisexual Vermilion Marketing Idea Filthpig
  07/12/18
that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months
Galvanic drab alpha
  07/12/18
Castro?
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live...
Galvanic drab alpha
  07/12/18
The Marin County part actually
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
How much second wife does that buy
pea-brained bossy stead
  07/12/18
I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy th...
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
the fuck
pea-brained bossy stead
  07/12/18
? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
oddly wmtp-esque
Soggy pink potus principal's office
  07/12/18
wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like...
hideous burgundy yarmulke casino
  07/12/18
Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?
ebony violent church
  07/12/18
how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?
big church building
  07/12/18
How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead...
medicated opaque hunting ground pit
  07/13/18
180 friend. 1 fucking 80.
Motley genital piercing garrison
  07/12/18
havent you been a millionaire since like 1988
contagious flesh stage
  07/12/18
2016 tho
Mahogany Resort Sandwich
  07/12/18
prole
contagious flesh stage
  07/12/18
Congrats! Link to the statute?
boyish brindle toaster ratface
  07/12/18
Lol
khaki gas station
  07/12/18
...
mustard mewling locale
  12/18/18
...
slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin
  12/18/18
180^180
Maroon Parlour Mental Disorder
  07/13/18
and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.
razzmatazz son of senegal
  12/18/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Filed in January.

LJL when they said epah will never maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413275)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: pontificating razzle range

any guides for filing CA class actions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413282)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Never done a state court one

Edit: forgot one actually. We lost class cert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413298)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: aqua aphrodisiac hospital

fuck yea man. good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413279)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: pontificating razzle range

what kind of case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413284)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Antitrust. Single plaintiff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413294)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: pontificating razzle range

how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413365)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monopolists. A “harem,” if you will.

This was contingency plus 300 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing Generalized Bond

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413525)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Sinister Double Fault

hell yes my bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413289)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Black Cerebral Meetinghouse

Let it do what it do

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413290)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin

fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were in biglaw? They haven't closed whatever loophole you found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413520)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complaints then settling. Obv the defendants don’t want to publicize these either. I think this will last forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413564)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: flatulent school

wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413600)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

1. Show them the draft FAC.

2. Tell them, “it’s best for both of us to avoid copycat cases.”

3. “So we should engage in some informal discovery to see what happened.”

4. Suggest mediation ==> sign settlement.

We may have fucked up by going back to the well against one D, with a group of four new Ps. But the evidence is so tight we couldn’t resist. They might fight and blow this thing up idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413630)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin

damn that's even more clever than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413640)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: flatulent school

in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that a judge might not agree with your interpretation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413644)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this asswipe SCOTUS gets ahold of it, they would rule that GC has a constitutional right to do whatever it wants to small businesses, because the Founders intended for corporations to fuck over mom & pop.

Watch: if Rach keeps this shitbort running for 10 years, I’ll out myself in SCOTUS arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414880)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: orange abode

Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416408)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: mustard mewling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427463)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: big church building

wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK?

edit: i literally couldn't read one poast below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416701)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin

truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into million$. an inspiration to us all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413601)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of action. But we developed it and found the clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413641)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin

does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants while he bills away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413653)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and lol about each settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414863)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Fishy Scourge Upon The Earth

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416472)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: hideous burgundy yarmulke casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416443)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Senate People Who Are Hurt

Get money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413541)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Vermilion Marketing Idea Filthpig

nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug dicks for rocks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413542)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Galvanic drab alpha

that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413551)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

Castro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413567)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Galvanic drab alpha

or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413573)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

The Marin County part actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413594)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: pea-brained bossy stead

How much second wife does that buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414867)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy the queen a $10k bag. No problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414894)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: pea-brained bossy stead

the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414916)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416357)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Soggy pink potus principal's office

oddly wmtp-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416364)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: hideous burgundy yarmulke casino

wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416461)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: ebony violent church

Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416554)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: big church building

how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: medicated opaque hunting ground pit

How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead wife, cucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36417896)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Motley genital piercing garrison

180 friend. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414878)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: contagious flesh stage

havent you been a millionaire since like 1988

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416363)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Resort Sandwich

2016 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416466)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: contagious flesh stage

prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: boyish brindle toaster ratface

Congrats!

Link to the statute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416702)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: khaki gas station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416717)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: mustard mewling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427468)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: slate flickering step-uncle's house cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427456)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Maroon Parlour Mental Disorder

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36418194)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz son of senegal

and yet your wife still fucks and sucks indigent criminals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#37427470)