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Just settled a case for $900k in fees

Filed in January. LJL when they said epah will never mae...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
any guides for filing CA class actions?
harvardug
  07/12/18
Never done a state court one Edit: forgot one actually. W...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
fuck yea man. good times
Muscadine wine
  07/12/18
what kind of case?
harvardug
  07/12/18
Antitrust. Single plaintiff
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?
harvardug
  07/12/18
Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monop...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
congrats
michael doodikoff
  07/12/18
hell yes my bitch
big dick boogie down
  07/12/18
Let it do what it do well done
longwangpoontang
  07/12/18
fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/12/18
Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complain...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)
,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
1. Show them the draft FAC. 2. Tell them, “it’s best for b...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
damn that's even more clever than I thought.
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/12/18
in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that ...
,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC
Sir Incelot
  07/12/18
wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK? edit: i literal...
Meddle Up Your Ass
  07/12/18
truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into m...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/12/18
Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/12/18
“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and l...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
Fucking 180
Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood
  07/12/18
...
J Dilla
  07/12/18
Get money.
beckersted.
  07/12/18
nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug d...
So Rainbow Rhythms
  07/12/18
that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......:,.;,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
Castro?
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......:,.;,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/12/18
The Marin County part actually
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
How much second wife does that buy
Metaphysics
  07/12/18
I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy th...
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
the fuck
Metaphysics
  07/12/18
? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
oddly wmtp-esque
american space force
  07/12/18
wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like...
J Dilla
  07/12/18
Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?
Wheeling over Syringes in San Fran
  07/12/18
how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?
Meddle Up Your Ass
  07/12/18
How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead...
Bedroom Bully
  07/13/18
180 friend. 1 fucking 80.
chandler (friend of Corp slave)
  07/12/18
havent you been a millionaire since like 1988
boner police?
  07/12/18
2016 tho
Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford
  07/12/18
prole
boner police?
  07/12/18
Congrats! Link to the statute?
one more chance
  07/12/18
Lol
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  07/12/18
180^180
Hombre 3000
  07/13/18


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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Filed in January.

LJL when they said epah will never maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413275)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: harvardug

any guides for filing CA class actions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413282)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Never done a state court one

Edit: forgot one actually. We lost class cert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413298)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Muscadine wine

fuck yea man. good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413279)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: harvardug

what kind of case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413284)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Antitrust. Single plaintiff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413294)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: harvardug

how do you find these cases? howd you get to 900k in fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413365)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Have a network of clients who continually get raped by monopolists. A “harem,” if you will.

This was contingency plus 300 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413525)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: big dick boogie down

hell yes my bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413289)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Let it do what it do

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413290)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

fma. is this the same statute you first noticed when u were in biglaw? They haven't closed whatever loophole you found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413520)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Yep. And no, we fly under the radar by filing dummy complaints then settling. Obv the defendants don’t want to publicize these either. I think this will last forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413564)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


wtf? more details plz (w/o outing your cash cow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413600)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

1. Show them the draft FAC.

2. Tell them, “it’s best for both of us to avoid copycat cases.”

3. “So we should engage in some informal discovery to see what happened.”

4. Suggest mediation ==> sign settlement.

We may have fucked up by going back to the well against one D, with a group of four new Ps. But the evidence is so tight we couldn’t resist. They might fight and blow this thing up idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413630)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

damn that's even more clever than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413640)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


in what sense is it a loophole? is there a possibility that a judge might not agree with your interpretation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413644)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

A trial judge would be constrained by precedent. But if this asswipe SCOTUS gets ahold of it, they would rule that GC has a constitutional right to do whatever it wants to small businesses, because the Founders intended for corporations to fuck over mom & pop.

Watch: if Rach keeps this shitbort running for 10 years, I’ll out myself in SCOTUS arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414880)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Sir Incelot

Youre a faggot, but I respect you fucking GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416408)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Meddle Up Your Ass

wait, you literally have ONE|WEIRD|TRICK?

edit: i literally couldn't read one poast below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416701)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

truly in awe that you have one-weird-tricked your way into million$. an inspiration to us all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413601)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Tbcf, it was a partner at my firm who suggested the cause of action. But we developed it and found the clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413641)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

does he know you are raking in million$ in your pajama pants while he bills away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413653)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

“Zher” actually. Became an AUSA, and I always text her and lol about each settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414863)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Jean Jacques Jingleheimerdood

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416472)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: J Dilla



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416443)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: beckersted.

Get money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413541)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: So Rainbow Rhythms

nice, maybe now you can marry a crack whore who sucks thug dicks for rocks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413542)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......:,.;,:.:.,:.::,.


that should pay your rent in the Castro for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413551)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

Castro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413567)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......:,.;,:.:.,:.::,.


or Haight-Ashbury or whatever faggy SF neighborhood you live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413573)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

The Marin County part actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36413594)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Metaphysics

How much second wife does that buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414867)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

I’ll probably drop $2k on SA for 4-5 20 yo WOCs. Then buy the queen a $10k bag. No problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414894)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Metaphysics

the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414916)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

? $10k seems like a lot for a Fendi, but not for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416357)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: american space force (sellcuck)

oddly wmtp-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416364)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: J Dilla

wish i never clicked this thread because im starting to like you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416461)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Wheeling over Syringes in San Fran

Aren't most of the WOC on SA around here pros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416554)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Meddle Up Your Ass

how big of a bag of china white does $10k get you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Bedroom Bully (All poasts are performance art )

How much will you be paying your bull to fuck your crackhead wife, cucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36417896)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: chandler (friend of Corp slave)

180 friend. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36414878)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: boner police?

havent you been a millionaire since like 1988

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416363)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Emotionally & Physically Abusive Halford ((EpahTP))

2016 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416466)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: boner police?

prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416491)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: one more chance

Congrats!

Link to the statute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416702)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36416717)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Hombre 3000

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024168&forum_id=2#36418194)