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I still don't know what the fuck a "Project Management Professional" does
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:45 PM Author: mint stage What the fuck is an Agile or a Jira? Why does "Lean Six Sigma" sound like some kind of trendy diet that's popular among thirtysomething shrews? What the fuck do these people do all day? Can I learn it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413717) |
Date: July 12th, 2018 4:46 PM Author: bateful bull headed jap chapel It's my understanding companies give them projects and they manage them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413723) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:47 PM Author: mint stage Would you say that they manage them professionally? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413725) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: Puce crackhouse alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413769) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: bateful bull headed jap chapel Not flame, buddy of mine has MBA in "project management". Now helps manage construction, renovations and other "projects" for a hotel company. I think it's mainly about improving efficiency in terms of time and cost and keeping moving parts on task. I think? I don't know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413777) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Cheese-eating Property this is accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413962) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:47 PM Author: Racy deer antler ladyboy It's a role that exists because software "engineers" are faggots who need to be tortured. It is the one thing that tech gets right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413726) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:49 PM Author: Flatulent Forum Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413753) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:47 PM Author: Irate onyx newt boiling water Ive worked woth many Six Sigma/Lean certified people. All were useless in improving processes. They just created more work for everyone but got credit for “improving” the process (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413727) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: Flatulent Forum Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413741) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: mint stage I don't even know what they do. Do they just manage a team of software engineers? Why aren't the software engineers being managed by, oh I don't know, a slightly more senior software engineer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413742) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: at-the-ready lake locus you clearly don't work in tech. Agile is just corporate speak that signals a communication process between development, operations, and management. Jira is software that tech professionals use to track and request edits to the codebase and infrastructure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413736) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:49 PM Author: mint stage >you clearly don't work in tech.
if i worked in tech, why in the fuck would i spend all my time posting on a racist law board |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:50 PM Author: at-the-ready lake locus wait then why am i here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413758) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:50 PM Author: mint stage the call of race realism keeps you here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413765) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: Puce crackhouse alpha titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413773) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: Flatulent Forum Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413737) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:48 PM Author: Lascivious yellow dysfunction lead conference calls where they tell people doing actual work what to do and then send e-mails to remind people to complete tasks . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413739) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:50 PM Author: mint stage that sounds amazing, can i do that for a living? i can send emails for a living. i'm good at emailing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413760) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:52 PM Author: Motley field masturbator you need good social skills and have to be organized enough to keep track of what everyone is doing. managing a bunch of people is tough for aspies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413780) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: mint stage i actually have good social skills (yes i know, i post on a racist chatboard, how is it possible that i have good social skills). i kind of want to look into the profession now.
also--i know two PMPs, and both of them have extremely mediocre social skills. like, they're not completely useless, but they pretty much can't hold a conversation on their own. both make good $$ though. |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: nighttime parlor police squad Lol "the profession" of being a secretary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413863) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: mint stage for >100k a year i'll be a secretary. certainly beats revising contracts for 12 hours a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414258) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: nighttime parlor police squad Just to be clear secretary isn't a profession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414394) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 9:09 PM Author: Bonkers quadroon Not anymore since it got feminized, but it doesn't have to be that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36415462) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: Puce crackhouse alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413774) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:57 PM Author: chrome disturbing toilet seat nursing home Yup, they basically have a spreadsheet of who's doing what, what the agreed upon deadlines are for each thing, and keeps track of what is on time and what isn't.
In my experience they often have almost no knowledge of the industry or the project.
Basically a PTA mom for the corporate world or something. |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: mint stage I really want to do this job. I feel like I would be good at it. I'm good at hassling people and keeping track of shit. Those are my two main skills, honestly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413836) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Thriller carnelian ticket booth hairy legs Agile is not a scam you retards. Lol, please stop discussing things you dont understand. Tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413786) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: bateful bull headed jap chapel (condescending wagecuck specializing in Agile) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413791) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: Thriller carnelian ticket booth hairy legs My job has nothing to do with project management. But I do work in tech and calling Agile a "scam" is just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36413831) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: pontificating brilliant resort ratface (Certified Scam Master) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414349) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Cheese-eating Property i'm a PM. 1/3 of the time we're just professional babysitters, 1/3 of the time we're doing logistics, 1/3 of the time we're poasting on our internet forum of choice
i enjoy it, you get to do a lot of different stuff at work |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 4:56 PM Author: Fear-inspiring judgmental cruise ship travel guidebook Project Management forms a substantial component of my job, though not 100% of my job. I have a Project Management Professional (PMP) certification from the Project Management Institute (PMI).
The guy above got it mostly right. My most important duty is to lead a conference call or meeting once or twice a week, which everyone who is doing work on the project attends. I then ask them all for an update on what they're doing and see if the project is still on schedule, if any risks have materialized, etc. I also meet with key executives once or twice a week and brief them on the status of each of my projects. |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:01 PM Author: Irate onyx newt boiling water Lmao at this “job” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414284) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Fear-inspiring judgmental cruise ship travel guidebook ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414294) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 6:17 PM Author: Vigorous dun brunch hissy fit is your wife indian? is she fat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36414389) |
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Date: July 12th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: rose faggot firefighter i work in tech in an agile/jira environment. they do all the work that the developers can do but dont want to do. I dont want to host meetings and take fucking notes/minutes. or constantly be "following up" with people. i dont want to maintain some stupid spreadsheet and worry about "deliverables". they add a degree of value, but are overpaid for what they actually "do". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024222&forum_id=2#36415388) |