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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

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they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
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Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
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i'm crying here.
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just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
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i need the joel osteen take on this
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Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
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kid's family didn't pray hard enough
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perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
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dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
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"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
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Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
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180 kid
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a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
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Hard to argue with this
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hasn't more than one poaster died
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only the good die young
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Chemo med implant.
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scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
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they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
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Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
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he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
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"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
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this reeks of parental attention-whoring
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xo's emo naivete is endearing
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"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
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the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
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:(
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How the fuck would you know?
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Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
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My reaction as well
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*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
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AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
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I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
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jfc that macabre
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Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
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I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
Beady-eyed potus son of senegal
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
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  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
Beady-eyed potus son of senegal
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
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  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
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that's amazing. life is a gift.
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is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
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very strong post / moniker synergy here
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Ewing's
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how old were most of them when they died
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TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
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oh i see. you're a hero.
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what kind of pain is involved
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lol don't make him change his mind
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"HS...2009" what the FUCK
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  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
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Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
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Tough but fair
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he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
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i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
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i couldn't tell since i don't see race
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true
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I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
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a peek experience
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Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
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harsh but completely true
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He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
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Embarrassing thread for xo
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Where did you get that from?
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He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Mauve Adventurous Parlour Mental Disorder

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Submissive State

i'm crying here.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Ivory rehab

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Ivory rehab



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Submissive State

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Submissive State

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw

Good idea

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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: marvelous ocher office



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Submissive State

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Plum jet-lagged azn



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: magenta kink-friendly school

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Talented striped hyena

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418572)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Sooty Dilemma Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: deranged university generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: jade contagious hospital faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Carmine vibrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: hairraiser walnut corner

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: electric address clown

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic ruddy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Vivacious goal in life

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: racy ticket booth

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Plum jet-lagged azn

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Talented striped hyena

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: hairraiser walnut corner

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Soggy rough-skinned resort idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: ruby mediation brunch

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed ratface principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: purple arrogant jewess foreskin

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: godawful transparent heaven headpube

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Plum jet-lagged azn

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: godawful transparent heaven headpube

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: marvelous ocher office

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: effete autistic ape native

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: territorial indigo temple

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Passionate adulterous abode genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Sooty Dilemma Volcanic Crater

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious seedy coldplay fan church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant maroon lodge mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: shaky space

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Charcoal balding orchestra pit love of her life

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria double fault

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Chrome wonderful locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Ivory rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy church building deer antler

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: multi-colored massive affirmative action

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Charcoal balding orchestra pit love of her life

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Trip henna stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: painfully honest aromatic trailer park

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy church building deer antler

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: nofapping know-it-all whorehouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Carnelian location twinkling uncleanness

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: multi-colored massive affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: naked angry depressive box office

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Bisexual hell prole

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Amber personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Trip henna stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Milky home hissy fit

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: aquamarine sinister cuckold

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Soggy rough-skinned resort idea he suggested

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Milky home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: blathering medicated boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Clear place of business

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: aquamarine sinister cuckold

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready well-lubricated legend scourge upon the earth

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: multi-colored massive affirmative action

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Charcoal balding orchestra pit love of her life

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Maniacal wrinkle

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Amber personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling friendly grandma milk

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Maniacal wrinkle

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: excitant locale cumskin



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Passionate adulterous abode genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Haunting idiotic senate legal warrant

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted plaza

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted plaza

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: glassy famous landscape painting spot

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: burgundy site

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: deranged university generalized bond

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus son of senegal

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: navy chapel regret

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Sooty Dilemma Volcanic Crater

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Clear place of business

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted plaza

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted plaza

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Plum jet-lagged azn

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Amber personal credit line

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: multi-colored massive affirmative action

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Sooty Dilemma Volcanic Crater

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: razzle queen of the night

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: navy chapel regret

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Charcoal balding orchestra pit love of her life

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Flesh bossy area

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Submissive State

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: fragrant casino

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: sienna antidepressant drug newt

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted plaza

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed ratface principal's office

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous theatre

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy sick tanning salon laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: jet 180 den macaca

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac reading party

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Vivacious goal in life

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery High-end Step-uncle's House Elastic Band

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: Trip henna stag film

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: diverse station

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: anal multi-billionaire parlor

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: Chrome wonderful locus party of the first part

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: provocative bearded halford

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Ivory rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Irradiated nighttime giraffe partner

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)