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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM Author: lake theater prole http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: Know-it-all Generalized Bond Telephone they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197) |
Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM Author: lake theater prole Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants” 3/26/13 – 7/6/18
My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias My birthday is: I am 5 years old My address is: I am a Bulldog! My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer
My favorite people are: • Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina), • The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger), • The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias), • My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie, • My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger), • Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor) • Batman!!
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)
When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!
Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla
Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones
Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa
Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset
A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM Author: Deep Gold Brunch Ratface i'm crying here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: Bistre regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM Author: boyish hot den god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM Author: boyish hot den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429450) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM Author: supple rusted rehab indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418356) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM Author: lake theater prole i need the joel osteen take on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: walnut depressive Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film kid's family didn't pray hard enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423833) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418372) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM Author: Deep Gold Brunch Ratface perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM Author: Deep Gold Brunch Ratface brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office Good idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Trip Topaz Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419741) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Deep Gold Brunch Ratface dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM Author: contagious national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418429) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM Author: Lemon Alpha Candlestick Maker "Stinky Uncle Andy"
Sounds Trumpian |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM Author: exhilarant chapel Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418572) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM Author: electric garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419383) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: Honey-headed passionate sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM Author: ruby orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM Author: Bistre regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM Author: Lavender property hominid 180 kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM Author: sooty balding halford bawdyhouse a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: autistic transparent stage really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM Author: pink codepig hissy fit Hard to argue with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film hasn't more than one poaster died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house only the good die young (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM Author: aqua abode Me, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM Author: contagious national The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,
what is his port? |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM Author: lake theater prole implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM Author: exhilarant chapel Chemo med implant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM Author: Lavender property hominid Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Coral Unhinged Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Stirring white jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: Awkward ceo www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: swashbuckling box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members
you can't keep something like that a secret
like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: thriller embarrassed to the bone corn cake mad-dog skullcap scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: supple rusted rehab indirect expression just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: contagious national ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM Author: supple rusted rehab indirect expression I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: walnut depressive Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Trip Topaz Windowlicker https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: Slimy Parlour Shitlib If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce Sure. Why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: milky harsh library Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM Author: Titillating Sanctuary Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM Author: electric garrison man this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: mentally impaired brass internal respiration associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: wine doctorate locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM Author: beady-eyed corner "When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM Author: wonderful costumed address this reeks of parental attention-whoring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM Author: Coral Unhinged Cruise Ship you reek of ducksauce and virginity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: mildly autistic floppy mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM Author: boyish hot den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Dun mind-boggling shrine Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Narrow-minded idiot legal warrant Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: wonderful costumed address xo's emo naivete is endearing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM Author: Anal provocative ticket booth background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: cerebral fishy piazza mental disorder "A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Dun mind-boggling shrine JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Learning Disabled Home Rigor Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Narrow-minded idiot legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: buck-toothed black woman parlor :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: buff karate Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too..... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: Sadistic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM Author: Anal provocative ticket booth background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: mauve death wish messiness God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: aromatic green elastic band How the fuck would you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Stirring white jewess http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: mauve death wish messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: Henna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Dead claret space pervert I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: aromatic green elastic band Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: crawly preventive strike multi-billionaire My reaction as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: Narrow-minded idiot legal warrant *you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: Nofapping Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: wonderful costumed address AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Saffron Hairy Legs Partner I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM Author: walnut depressive You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM Author: Sadistic headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Multi-colored faggotry set Absurd screed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: lake theater prole happy friday!
https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM Author: Saffron Hairy Legs Partner The fuck man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field jfc that macabre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: ivory angry dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: Titillating Sanctuary Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Yellow alcoholic nursing home kitty RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.
I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead. |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field whoa. describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Concupiscible mint resort the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Concupiscible mint resort soul cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: light abnormal feces that's the worst kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM Author: Nofapping Hospital that's amazing. life is a gift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM Author: Honey-headed passionate sandwich very strong post / moniker synergy here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: walnut depressive Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce Ewing's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field how old were most of them when they died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM Author: bearded theater stage lettuce 10-16
The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :( |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner "dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: Ruddy irradiated pocket flask Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM Author: electric garrison mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict. If you get yourself killed, you deserve it |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab. Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: Dead claret space pervert i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.
can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor? |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM Author: Concupiscible mint resort how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up. I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Concupiscible mint resort oh i see. you're a hero. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: contagious national what kind of pain is involved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Sadistic headpube lol don't make him change his mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film "HS...2009"
what the FUCK |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM Author: Narrow-minded idiot legal warrant Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution "When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"
Um... |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film cockroach?
don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform? |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: electric garrison I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM Author: insanely creepy infuriating indian lodge circlehead Tough but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM Author: Ruddy irradiated pocket flask You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: wonderful costumed address that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.
it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it. |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Onyx galvanic gunner What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM Author: Deep Gold Brunch Ratface he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution Wtf, that would be sad too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM Author: Puce senate kitty cat Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM Author: curious pit goal in life wtf dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: Concupiscible mint resort i thought he was black you disgusting racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film i couldn't tell since i don't see race (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM Author: walnut depressive Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: swashbuckling box office true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Bespoke Boltzmann Twinkling Uncleanness wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: lake theater prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: Orchid Geriatric Field hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film a peek experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: glittery effete toaster institution Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: pink codepig hissy fit Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house harsh but completely true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015) |
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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Cerise vibrant stag film He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM Author: Anal provocative ticket booth background story Embarrassing thread for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.
Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer. |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM Author: Filthy Temple Where did you get that from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145) |
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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Cracking Black Dopamine 90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM Author: mildly autistic floppy mexican He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM Author: Drab charismatic step-uncle's house poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle. |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM Author: boyish hot den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: Razzle offensive tanning salon Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188) |