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Compilation of Joel Osteens best messages

This thread is for Joel Osteen’s best messages, that are gua...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/13/18
i like his little jokes at the start of the sermon...a coupl...
sepia dilemma psychic
  07/15/18
Never heard of him. Assume he was good. I like Osteen becaus...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/15/18
tilton was the top tv preacher in the 80s and early 90s...go...
sepia dilemma psychic
  07/15/18
Osteen’s father was a (poor) preacher and his son is startin...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/15/18
Here’s a critical difference. I see Tilton has been married ...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/15/18
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Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/13/18
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brilliant well-lubricated turdskin
  07/13/18
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Stimulating Stage
  07/13/18
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aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown
  07/13/18
"let go of things you dont understand quickly" ...
aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown
  07/13/18
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iridescent electric theater yarmulke
  07/13/18
Also, check out all the YouTube comments. Joel Osteen is ama...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/13/18
feel free to not respond to my first challenge but what does...
aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown
  07/13/18
Happiness is a feeling, so it has everything to do with this...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/13/18
happiness is one of many feelings whose priority would need ...
aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown
  07/13/18
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Underhanded godawful rehab sex offender
  07/15/18
180
Curious harsh becky
  07/15/18
Anyone who listens to this shit should be lobotimized.
know-it-all mildly autistic macaca
  07/15/18
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Underhanded godawful rehab sex offender
  07/15/18
Updated with some really good ones I heard over the past wee...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/20/18
Bump for a nice day outside.
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/21/18
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Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/22/18
I know that a couple of people have listened to some of thes...
Flatulent Church Nowag
  07/24/18
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Flatulent Church Nowag
  08/11/18


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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

This thread is for Joel Osteen’s best messages, that are guaranteed to make you happier if you internalize them. Feel free to add suggestions:

Living content (bad vid quality but perfect audio quality, and one of my favorites) - TARGETED for XO:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b7a6p

Living joyful:

https://youtu.be/5xsb7wWCEX4?t=1s

The two you's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

Empty out the negative:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gRmi3cQ2hBw

Peace with yourself:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BXIvrF2kARE

Beating bitterness:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kGSbqGBNjF4

The power of "I am":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kjSK-PcU9o

Become a miracle:

http://sermons.love/joel-osteen/3253-joel-osteen-become-a-miracle.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36420489)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: sepia dilemma psychic

i like his little jokes at the start of the sermon...a couple years ago I wanted (and still do want) to write sermons for the new transhumanist/cryonics religions that are springing up everywhere, and so I listened to a bunch of top preachers...osteen was the top preacher at the time...but I still think the best is perhaps robert tilton...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431185)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Never heard of him. Assume he was good. I like Osteen because what he says is so practical to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431269)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: sepia dilemma psychic

tilton was the top tv preacher in the 80s and early 90s...got rich...then 20-20 busted him throwing away mailed in prayer requests in the trash...now he is a mere shadow of himself...but still really talented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431398)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Osteen’s father was a (poor) preacher and his son is starting to too. Think he’s the real deal.

Tilton sounds interesting. Used his talents but didn’t really believe in it I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431540)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Here’s a critical difference. I see Tilton has been married 3 times.

Osteen has only been married once, for 31 years. Also, as I’ve said, he NEVER solicits money and always urges people to join a “good Bible-based church” and get involved. He’s not some huckster and really believes in it. I think that’s part of why he’s so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431567)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: brilliant well-lubricated turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421695)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Stage



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown

"let go of things you dont understand quickly"

ding fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421772)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: iridescent electric theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36422543)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Also, check out all the YouTube comments. Joel Osteen is amazing and anyone who is intrigued should listen to the first 5 min and then see how they feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421782)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown

feel free to not respond to my first challenge but what does feeling have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421798)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Happiness is a feeling, so it has everything to do with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421832)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: aromatic pearly bawdyhouse clown

happiness is one of many feelings whose priority would need to be demonstrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36421841)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Underhanded godawful rehab sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431295)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Curious harsh becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431313)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: know-it-all mildly autistic macaca

Anyone who listens to this shit should be lobotimized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36431579)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Underhanded godawful rehab sex offender



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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Updated with some really good ones I heard over the past week. This guy has so many 180 messages, it's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36468824)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

Bump for a nice day outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36470795)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36476659)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag

I know that a couple of people have listened to some of these messages, and found them incredibly powerful, even life-changing.

If you listen, you'll understand. Do yourself a favor and hear some of Osteen's 180^180 messages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36489908)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025149&forum_id=2#36598358)