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Does Mario ever get to fuck Peach? She's taller than him, so...friendzone?

He's a little Italian plumber, she's a hot princess, you'd t...
Pungent slimy degenerate parlour
  07/14/18
height matters less when ur a constant -damsel in distress- ...
Racy address toaster
  07/14/18
lmao good thing we EMPOWERED women
sadistic telephone pit
  07/14/18
if height matters it means Mario isn't getting laid at all, ...
Pungent slimy degenerate parlour
  07/14/18
(some kind of gender relations master man)
Racy address toaster
  07/14/18
Wilbur and SAD desperately searching for some damsels in dis...
Tan know-it-all dopamine theater
  07/14/18
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sadistic telephone pit
  07/17/18
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Pungent slimy degenerate parlour
  07/17/18


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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Pungent slimy degenerate parlour

He's a little Italian plumber, she's a hot princess, you'd think she would go for someone taller. For example, Luigi is somewhat taller. Are there a lot of potential male suitors in the kingdom where they live? Maybe Peach just doesn't have a lot of options.

Also if Mario gets to fuck her, then who does Luigi fuck? Does he just beat off thinking about Peach all day?

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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Racy address toaster

height matters less when ur a constant -damsel in distress-

Weegee gets it on w classy A cup Daisy, thought this was well known established canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426752)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: sadistic telephone pit

lmao good thing we EMPOWERED women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426757)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Pungent slimy degenerate parlour

if height matters it means Mario isn't getting laid at all, despite saving Peach over and over again, which means that he is completely and utterly head-over-heels in love with her, and yet also completely in the friendzone. Kinda sad really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426768)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Racy address toaster

(some kind of gender relations master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426769)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Tan know-it-all dopamine theater

Wilbur and SAD desperately searching for some damsels in distress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426783)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: sadistic telephone pit



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Pungent slimy degenerate parlour



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