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Does Mario ever get to fuck Peach? She's taller than him, so...friendzone?

He's a little Italian plumber, she's a hot princess, you'd t...
exciting slippery half-breed base
  07/14/18
height matters less when ur a constant -damsel in distress- ...
twinkling geriatric double fault
  07/14/18
lmao good thing we EMPOWERED women
Overrated Aquamarine Patrolman
  07/14/18
if height matters it means Mario isn't getting laid at all, ...
exciting slippery half-breed base
  07/14/18
(some kind of gender relations master man)
twinkling geriatric double fault
  07/14/18
Wilbur and SAD desperately searching for some damsels in dis...
mauve talented yarmulke
  07/14/18
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Overrated Aquamarine Patrolman
  07/17/18
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exciting slippery half-breed base
  07/17/18


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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: exciting slippery half-breed base

He's a little Italian plumber, she's a hot princess, you'd think she would go for someone taller. For example, Luigi is somewhat taller. Are there a lot of potential male suitors in the kingdom where they live? Maybe Peach just doesn't have a lot of options.

Also if Mario gets to fuck her, then who does Luigi fuck? Does he just beat off thinking about Peach all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426745)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: twinkling geriatric double fault

height matters less when ur a constant -damsel in distress-

Weegee gets it on w classy A cup Daisy, thought this was well known established canon

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Date: July 14th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Overrated Aquamarine Patrolman

lmao good thing we EMPOWERED women

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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: exciting slippery half-breed base

if height matters it means Mario isn't getting laid at all, despite saving Peach over and over again, which means that he is completely and utterly head-over-heels in love with her, and yet also completely in the friendzone. Kinda sad really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426768)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: twinkling geriatric double fault

(some kind of gender relations master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426769)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: mauve talented yarmulke

Wilbur and SAD desperately searching for some damsels in distress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4025969&forum_id=2#36426783)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Overrated Aquamarine Patrolman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: exciting slippery half-breed base



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