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SEXTING TIPS FOR GUYS: 3 DIRTY TEXTS YOU SHOULD SEND A GIRL

Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone) ...
fuchsia space incel
  07/15/18
ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders wh...
razzmatazz station goal in life
  07/15/18
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Milky Adventurous Corner
  07/16/18
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lime laughsome home
  07/30/18
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floppy shitlib
  01/09/19
smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses
Misunderstood Deer Antler
  07/15/18
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fuchsia space incel
  07/15/18
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razzmatazz station goal in life
  07/15/18
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Snowy antidepressant drug
  07/15/18
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Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction
  07/15/18
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Umber Area Multi-billionaire
  01/09/19
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territorial kitchen
  01/09/19
I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve...
exciting peach state
  07/15/18
JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight
offensive institution trust fund
  07/15/18
RATE THIS EXCHANGE https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg
violent startled parlour
  07/15/18
alpha
harsh haunting church
  07/15/18
It's a strange time we live in
violent startled parlour
  07/15/18
presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to tex...
Vermilion disgusting preventive strike temple
  07/15/18
met her in person before texting
violent startled parlour
  07/15/18
strong 6am texting game im assuming she came over, sucked...
Umber Area Multi-billionaire
  07/30/18
Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from
Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Resort
  07/15/18
r/autism
Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction
  07/15/18
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violent startled parlour
  07/15/18
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Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Resort
  07/15/18
*puts on my robe and wizard hat*
Indecent tantric range
  07/15/18
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Abnormal soul-stirring pisswyrm plaza
  07/15/18
RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTE...
Odious ape
  07/15/18
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Gold den
  07/15/18
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Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction
  07/15/18
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Walnut orchestra pit gaming laptop
  07/15/18
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razzmatazz station goal in life
  07/15/18
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Misunderstood Deer Antler
  07/15/18
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Jade Theatre
  07/15/18
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big brunch kitty
  07/15/18
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cream spectacular casino wrinkle
  07/15/18
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fuchsia space incel
  07/16/18
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trip national
  07/19/18
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Angry Salmon Main People
  07/30/18
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Umber Area Multi-billionaire
  07/30/18
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Aquamarine deranged heaven weed whacker
  01/07/19
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fuchsia space incel
  01/09/19
Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you
Milky Adventurous Corner
  07/16/18
cheeky little fuzzy chicken
Abusive Native Persian
  01/09/19
...
Magical trailer park international law enforcement agency
  01/09/19
Cringed multiple times
chestnut ticket booth idiot
  01/09/19
rolf this is fucking awful
wine keepsake machete market
  01/09/19


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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: fuchsia space incel

Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)

Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x

You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x

Her: What kind of excitement? :)

You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x

Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x

You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry.

Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x

You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl.

Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.

The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)

You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x

Her: Get some ice ;) x

You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish

Her: And if I don’t? x

You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore.

Her: See you at 10… x

The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)

You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x

Her: Oh yeah? x

You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo

Her: You got the hots for Batman? x

You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x

Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x

You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour…

Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x

You: On my way miss…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432164)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz station goal in life

ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Milky Adventurous Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM
Author: lime laughsome home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: floppy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood Deer Antler

smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: fuchsia space incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Snowy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Umber Area Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: territorial kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: exciting peach state

I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: offensive institution trust fund

JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: violent startled parlour

RATE THIS EXCHANGE

https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432313)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: harsh haunting church

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: violent startled parlour

It's a strange time we live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Vermilion disgusting preventive strike temple

presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: violent startled parlour

met her in person before texting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: Umber Area Multi-billionaire

strong 6am texting game

im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521163)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Resort

Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction

r/autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: violent startled parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Painfully Honest Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Indecent tantric range

*puts on my robe and wizard hat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Abnormal soul-stirring pisswyrm plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Odious ape

RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!

*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432474)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Gold den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful locus dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Walnut orchestra pit gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Jade Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: big brunch kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: cream spectacular casino wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: fuchsia space incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: trip national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM
Author: Angry Salmon Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: Umber Area Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Aquamarine deranged heaven weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: fuchsia space incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Milky Adventurous Corner

Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Abusive Native Persian

cheeky little fuzzy chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Magical trailer park international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: chestnut ticket booth idiot

Cringed multiple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: wine keepsake machete market

rolf this is fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244)