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SEXTING TIPS FOR GUYS: 3 DIRTY TEXTS YOU SHOULD SEND A GIRL

Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone) ...
Spectacular theater shitlib
  07/15/18
ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders wh...
heady idiot
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gold house old irish cottage
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Maize cruise ship gunner
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Honey-headed mischievous church
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smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses
racy violent address
  07/15/18
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Spectacular theater shitlib
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heady idiot
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turquoise shivering hospital
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Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster
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Amethyst jap
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sooty hairraiser factory reset button
  01/09/19
I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve...
abusive wonderful home striped hyena
  07/15/18
JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight
beady-eyed theater stage
  07/15/18
RATE THIS EXCHANGE https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg
hideous sweet tailpipe
  07/15/18
alpha
Coral zippy business firm
  07/15/18
It's a strange time we live in
hideous sweet tailpipe
  07/15/18
presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to tex...
razzle dilemma
  07/15/18
met her in person before texting
hideous sweet tailpipe
  07/15/18
strong 6am texting game im assuming she came over, sucked...
Amethyst jap
  07/30/18
Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from
Lake trip hell partner
  07/15/18
r/autism
Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster
  07/15/18
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hideous sweet tailpipe
  07/15/18
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Lake trip hell partner
  07/15/18
*puts on my robe and wizard hat*
costumed disturbing round eye
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Jet telephone
  07/15/18
RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTE...
Fiercely-loyal fanboi casino
  07/15/18
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razzmatazz henna ape
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Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster
  07/15/18
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Fragrant emerald masturbator volcanic crater
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heady idiot
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racy violent address
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plum floppy area
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charcoal office travel guidebook
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Misunderstood depressive
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Spectacular theater shitlib
  07/16/18
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Exhilarant Juggernaut
  07/19/18
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Shaky skinny woman kitty
  07/30/18
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Amethyst jap
  07/30/18
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concupiscible selfie forum
  01/07/19
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Spectacular theater shitlib
  01/09/19
Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you
gold house old irish cottage
  07/16/18
cheeky little fuzzy chicken
Provocative location
  01/09/19
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Soggy sable circlehead
  01/09/19
Cringed multiple times
Bistre histrionic pervert lodge
  01/09/19
rolf this is fucking awful
balding theatre candlestick maker
  01/09/19


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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Spectacular theater shitlib

Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)

Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x

You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x

Her: What kind of excitement? :)

You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x

Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x

You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry.

Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x

You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl.

Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.

The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)

You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x

Her: Get some ice ;) x

You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish

Her: And if I don’t? x

You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore.

Her: See you at 10… x

The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)

You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x

Her: Oh yeah? x

You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo

Her: You got the hots for Batman? x

You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x

Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x

You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour…

Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x

You: On my way miss…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432164)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: heady idiot

ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: gold house old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM
Author: Maize cruise ship gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed mischievous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: racy violent address

smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Spectacular theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: heady idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: turquoise shivering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Amethyst jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: sooty hairraiser factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: abusive wonderful home striped hyena

I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage

JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe

RATE THIS EXCHANGE

https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432313)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Coral zippy business firm

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe

It's a strange time we live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: razzle dilemma

presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe

met her in person before texting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: Amethyst jap

strong 6am texting game

im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521163)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Lake trip hell partner

Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster

r/autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: hideous sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Lake trip hell partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: costumed disturbing round eye

*puts on my robe and wizard hat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Jet telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fanboi casino

RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!

*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432474)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz henna ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Fragrant emerald masturbator volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: heady idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: racy violent address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: plum floppy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: charcoal office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Spectacular theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM
Author: Shaky skinny woman kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: Amethyst jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: concupiscible selfie forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Spectacular theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: gold house old irish cottage

Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative location

cheeky little fuzzy chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Soggy sable circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Bistre histrionic pervert lodge

Cringed multiple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: balding theatre candlestick maker

rolf this is fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244)