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| curious personal credit line masturbator | 07/15/18 |
| aggressive confused hell | 07/15/18 |
| rose box office juggernaut | 07/16/18 |
| Nudist piazza | 07/30/18 |
| Orange self-centered crackhouse cuck | 01/09/19 |
| Vermilion Mad Cow Disease Psychic | 07/15/18 |
| curious personal credit line masturbator | 07/15/18 |
| aggressive confused hell | 07/15/18 |
| bat shit crazy bossy public bath boltzmann | 07/15/18 |
| Adventurous keepsake machete sanctuary | 07/15/18 |
| Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage | 01/09/19 |
| splenetic internal respiration | 01/09/19 |
| 180 harsh hall | 07/15/18 |
| Honey-headed insanely creepy puppy university | 07/15/18 |
| motley abusive scourge upon the earth | 07/15/18 |
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| charismatic preventive strike meetinghouse | 07/15/18 |
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| Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage | 07/30/18 |
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| Adventurous keepsake machete sanctuary | 07/15/18 |
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| Glassy multi-colored national laser beams | 07/19/18 |
| Elite Translucent Pit Selfie | 07/30/18 |
| Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage | 07/30/18 |
| saffron excitant incel | 01/07/19 |
| curious personal credit line masturbator | 01/09/19 |
| rose box office juggernaut | 07/16/18 |
| Shivering magical trailer park multi-billionaire | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: curious personal credit line masturbator Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: aggressive confused hell ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: rose box office juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: Nudist piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Orange self-centered crackhouse cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Vermilion Mad Cow Disease Psychic smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: curious personal credit line masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: aggressive confused hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: bat shit crazy bossy public bath boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Adventurous keepsake machete sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: splenetic internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: 180 harsh hall I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Honey-headed insanely creepy puppy university JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: motley abusive scourge upon the earth RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Bisexual Stain alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: motley abusive scourge upon the earth It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: charismatic preventive strike meetinghouse presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: motley abusive scourge upon the earth met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Adventurous keepsake machete sanctuary r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: motley abusive scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: Racy Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Anal dilemma quadroon *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: yellow flirting elastic band theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Thriller Overrated Garrison RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!
*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: wonderful rusted striped hyena gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Adventurous keepsake machete sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: hateful dark haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: aggressive confused hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: Vermilion Mad Cow Disease Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: big temple bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: appetizing twinkling cuckold center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: curious personal credit line masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Glassy multi-colored national laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: Elite Translucent Pit Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: Bateful Crystalline Patrolman Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: saffron excitant incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: curious personal credit line masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: rose box office juggernaut Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Shivering magical trailer park multi-billionaire cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Learning disabled ocher tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Irradiated community account lettuce Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: Bistre state rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |