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SEXTING TIPS FOR GUYS: 3 DIRTY TEXTS YOU SHOULD SEND A GIRL

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silver gaming laptop
  07/15/18
ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders wh...
Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth
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Greedy Rehab Gaping
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aromatic principal's office mediation
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sexy theater stage
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smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses
Copper hairraiser home
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silver gaming laptop
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Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth
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White Nighttime Love Of Her Life Indian Lodge
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soul-stirring drab locale tank
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cowardly deranged native community account
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pontificating nursing home
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I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve...
Bright charismatic set
  07/15/18
JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight
Snowy Comical Deer Antler Karate
  07/15/18
RATE THIS EXCHANGE https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg
wonderful school cafeteria
  07/15/18
alpha
marvelous walnut address associate
  07/15/18
It's a strange time we live in
wonderful school cafeteria
  07/15/18
presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to tex...
arousing amber place of business
  07/15/18
met her in person before texting
wonderful school cafeteria
  07/15/18
strong 6am texting game im assuming she came over, sucked...
cowardly deranged native community account
  07/30/18
Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from
mustard disturbing digit ratio dilemma
  07/15/18
r/autism
soul-stirring drab locale tank
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wonderful school cafeteria
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mustard disturbing digit ratio dilemma
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*puts on my robe and wizard hat*
Plum exhilarant lay blood rage
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talented carmine trust fund
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RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTE...
razzle headpube abode
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Electric Slate Plaza
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soul-stirring drab locale tank
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ultramarine internet-worthy menage
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Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth
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Copper hairraiser home
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vivacious organic girlfriend sanctuary
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big rose state
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razzle-dazzle fear-inspiring cuckold
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silver gaming laptop
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Mischievous Excitant Stage
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Laughsome laser beams
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cowardly deranged native community account
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ruddy curious lodge death wish
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silver gaming laptop
  01/09/19
Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you
Greedy Rehab Gaping
  07/16/18
cheeky little fuzzy chicken
Pea-brained passionate cruise ship filthpig
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180 Primrose Location
  01/09/19
Cringed multiple times
Haunting public bath
  01/09/19
rolf this is fucking awful
Racy overrated circlehead national
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop

Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)

Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x

You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x

Her: What kind of excitement? :)

You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x

Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x

You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry.

Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x

You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl.

Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.

The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)

You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x

Her: Get some ice ;) x

You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish

Her: And if I don’t? x

You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore.

Her: See you at 10… x

The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)

You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x

Her: Oh yeah? x

You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo

Her: You got the hots for Batman? x

You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x

Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x

You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour…

Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x

You: On my way miss…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432164)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth

ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Greedy Rehab Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM
Author: aromatic principal's office mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: sexy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Copper hairraiser home

smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: White Nighttime Love Of Her Life Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab locale tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: cowardly deranged native community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: pontificating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Bright charismatic set

I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Snowy Comical Deer Antler Karate

JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

RATE THIS EXCHANGE

https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432313)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: marvelous walnut address associate

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

It's a strange time we live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: arousing amber place of business

presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

met her in person before texting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: cowardly deranged native community account

strong 6am texting game

im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521163)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: mustard disturbing digit ratio dilemma

Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab locale tank

r/autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: mustard disturbing digit ratio dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Plum exhilarant lay blood rage

*puts on my robe and wizard hat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: talented carmine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: razzle headpube abode

RISTEN, I-AH UR SEDUCSHA SENSEI! HERE TREEE-AH SEXT GUALANTEE TO-AH GET U RAID TONITE!!!

*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432474)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Electric Slate Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab locale tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: ultramarine internet-worthy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Crotch Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Copper hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: vivacious organic girlfriend sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: big rose state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fear-inspiring cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: silver gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Excitant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM
Author: Laughsome laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: cowardly deranged native community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: ruddy curious lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Greedy Rehab Gaping

Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained passionate cruise ship filthpig

cheeky little fuzzy chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: 180 Primrose Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Haunting public bath

Cringed multiple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: Racy overrated circlehead national

rolf this is fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244)