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| amber half-breed mother | 07/15/18 |
| Peach beady-eyed theatre | 07/15/18 |
| white beta pisswyrm foreskin | 07/16/18 |
| bearded ruby kitchen | 07/30/18 |
| kink-friendly exciting cuckoldry | 01/09/19 |
| vivacious range sneaky criminal | 07/15/18 |
| amber half-breed mother | 07/15/18 |
| Peach beady-eyed theatre | 07/15/18 |
| nubile startling corner | 07/15/18 |
| irradiated corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad | 01/09/19 |
| at-the-ready point jap | 01/09/19 |
| Histrionic Greedy Stage Idea He Suggested | 07/15/18 |
| Galvanic Coral Filthpig | 07/15/18 |
| chrome curious multi-billionaire address | 07/15/18 |
| razzle-dazzle demanding coldplay fan | 07/15/18 |
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| Plum Cruel-hearted Bawdyhouse Headpube | 07/15/18 |
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| henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad | 07/30/18 |
| Medicated Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker | 07/15/18 |
| irradiated corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| chrome curious multi-billionaire address | 07/15/18 |
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| khaki comical mad cow disease | 07/15/18 |
| irradiated corn cake | 07/15/18 |
| Frozen death wish plaza | 07/15/18 |
| Peach beady-eyed theatre | 07/15/18 |
| vivacious range sneaky criminal | 07/15/18 |
| cream indecent jew parlor | 07/15/18 |
| diverse rose hall | 07/15/18 |
| Pale private investor mental disorder | 07/15/18 |
| amber half-breed mother | 07/16/18 |
| Lake legend orchestra pit | 07/19/18 |
| judgmental razzle brunch hissy fit | 07/30/18 |
| henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad | 07/30/18 |
| glittery territorial codepig | 01/07/19 |
| amber half-breed mother | 01/09/19 |
| white beta pisswyrm foreskin | 07/16/18 |
| Twisted floppy locus | 01/09/19 |
| Excitant Fuchsia Theater | 01/09/19 |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: amber half-breed mother Naughty but nice (Flirty banter, always a sexual undertone)
Her: Hey you, how’s your day going? x You: Well hello my cheeky little fuzzy chicken… a little boring if I’m honest. Need some excitement today x Her: What kind of excitement? :) You: Dunno, like a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask… x Her: Shall I get the outfit out of my closet for you? x You: Yes… and make sure you pick up my dry cleaning on the way… otherwise daddy will be angry. Her: Is it bad that I like it when daddy is angry? x You: Yes. And for that I’m going to have to put you over my knee you naughty girl. Blah blah, you get the picture. She basically loves the tease, because it’s naughty… you’re leading the texts and she’s being submissive.
The hunter (No fluff, just straight to the point)
You: So it’s Thursday evening… work almost done and I’ve got an overwhelming erection, what is a man to do? x Her: Get some ice ;) x You: Now now missy, that’s naughty. You weren’t given lips like that for nothing… get the high heels, some red lipstick and get to my place sharpish Her: And if I don’t? x You: I will find you… kidnap you… blind fold you, tie you to my bed and have my way with you… even when you can’t take it anymore. Her: See you at 10… x The fantasist (Building up a sexual story in her mind that will keep her horny all day long)
You: Just been to see Batman… What a badass x Her: Oh yeah? x You: Yep, that deep voice, crazy ninja moves and rock hard six pack… ooooo Her: You got the hots for Batman? x You: Are you telling me that if Batman grabbed you, took you back to his lair, whispered dirty words in that deep gravely voice and dominated you… you wouldn’t like it? x Her: Mmmm… ok I’m in x You: Damn. it’s 11pm, where the hell can I get a bat suit at this hour… Her: Forget the bat suit, just bring the gravely voice! x You: On my way miss… |
Date: July 15th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Peach beady-eyed theatre ITT: an autistic incel sexts himself and secretly wonders why he's still an incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432166) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: white beta pisswyrm foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434910) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:44 AM Author: bearded ruby kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521166) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: kink-friendly exciting cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559213) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: vivacious range sneaky criminal smell of DUCK SAUCE overwhelming my senses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: amber half-breed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432221) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Peach beady-eyed theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432226) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: nubile startling corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432248) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: irradiated corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432275) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559176) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:33 PM Author: at-the-ready point jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559236) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Histrionic Greedy Stage Idea He Suggested I like the premise of this thread but I think we can improve upon the execution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432177) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Galvanic Coral Filthpig JFC i guess I'm ordering Chinese tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432235) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: chrome curious multi-billionaire address RATE THIS EXCHANGE
https://i.imgur.com/PrD5wiY.jpg |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: razzle-dazzle demanding coldplay fan alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432420) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: chrome curious multi-billionaire address It's a strange time we live in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432438) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Plum Cruel-hearted Bawdyhouse Headpube presumably you'd chatted on some app before switching to texting and she'd agreed to meet up. right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432560) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: chrome curious multi-billionaire address met her in person before texting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432590) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:42 AM Author: henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad strong 6am texting game
im assuming she came over, sucked you dry, made breakfast, and left? |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Medicated Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker Which corner of the fuckernet did you steal this from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432314) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: irradiated corn cake r/autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432324) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: chrome curious multi-billionaire address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432434) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:01 PM Author: Medicated Step-uncle's House Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: soul-stirring sooty prole *puts on my robe and wizard hat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432334) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:51 PM Author: Umber set mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433020) |
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*nyuug and uvt furiously scribble 4 pages of notes each* |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: khaki comical mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432508) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: irradiated corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432559) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Frozen death wish plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432566) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Peach beady-eyed theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36432583) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:52 PM Author: vivacious range sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433026) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: cream indecent jew parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433033) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: diverse rose hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433072) |
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Date: July 15th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Pale private investor mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36433849) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:37 AM Author: amber half-breed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434895) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Lake legend orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36461536) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:25 AM Author: judgmental razzle brunch hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521148) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 6:41 AM Author: henna aphrodisiac goal in life police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36521160) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 12:08 AM Author: glittery territorial codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37541610) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: amber half-breed mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559078) |
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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:43 AM Author: white beta pisswyrm foreskin Now do one where you get the chick to agree to peg you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#36434916) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: Twisted floppy locus cheeky little fuzzy chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559149) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:24 PM Author: Excitant Fuchsia Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559169) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Stimulating personal credit line kitty cat Cringed multiple times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559173) |
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Date: January 9th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: Buff area rolf this is fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4026706&forum_id=2#37559244) |