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You are a huge faggot if you "go in house" from big law

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Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
(Striver prole who went into debt for law school and will no...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
You’re literally a bigot and a pedophile
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
Rach needs to make the misuse of the word pedophile a bannab...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
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Yapping Black Woman
  07/17/18
Egregious anti-13 year old trolling
Self-centered parlor
  07/17/18
if going inhouse = huge faggot then cart me to fire island
provocative magenta shrine athletic conference
  07/17/18
, the litigator lisped after submitting his 100th inhouse jo...
Elite Maize Milk
  07/17/18
MODS!
arousing learning disabled nursing home
  07/17/18
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appetizing flickering locale corn cake
  07/17/18
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Blue Piazza
  07/17/18
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Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm
  07/17/18
welp, guess I'm a powerbottom then. Will be sure to hit th P...
hot antidepressant drug
  07/17/18
Great post
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
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Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm
  07/17/18
It's never a matter of Biglaw v. In-house. It's a mater ...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Which is like 99% of biglawyers
Elite Maize Milk
  07/17/18
I can't believe that there's anyone disturbed enough to actu...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Wanted to type a clever reply but won’t have time. Have a 3...
bipolar new version
  07/17/18
*seething with jealousy*
arousing learning disabled nursing home
  07/17/18
(title of new Harrison Barnes poast)
Blathering Resort
  07/17/18
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appetizing flickering locale corn cake
  07/17/18
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arousing learning disabled nursing home
  07/17/18
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Yapping Black Woman
  07/17/18
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Idiotic histrionic queen of the night
  07/17/18
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Pink kitty cat
  07/17/18
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Blue Piazza
  07/17/18
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Curious chapel sound barrier
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vivacious roommate really tough guy
  07/17/18
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Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm
  07/17/18
In house losers go to work and call another man “boss”
mustard multi-colored corner
  07/17/18
Cr. Literally lmfao OH BUT I GOLF
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
But i go home at 4:30pm
Elite Maize Milk
  07/17/18
(Shitlawyer)
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
(Pedophile)
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
(Mentally-ill striver prole paying off student loans while h...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Great post
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
who is this loser? he seems angry. havent seen this moniker ...
Yapping Black Woman
  07/17/18
Some prole striver who is insecure about how much he hates h...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Sorry you couldn’t hack it with the best
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
Unless you're one of the guys at the top of your specialty o...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Sorry you got soft.
Costumed Prole
  07/17/18
Reasonable.
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
Another woman, actually
razzle canary set fanboi
  07/17/18
This explains the palpable resentment and inability to engag...
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
lmao
Exciting abode degenerate
  07/17/18
I lol'd. This is fair criticism coming from a shitlawyer, bu...
Cream Orchestra Pit Mother
  07/17/18
(field slave resenting house slave)
Light French Idiot Native
  07/17/18
I think the most important thing is that, regardless of your...
drab violent weed whacker wagecucks
  07/17/18
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Idiotic histrionic queen of the night
  07/17/18
Scholarship
Comical Indecent House Karate
  07/17/18
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Light French Idiot Native
  07/17/18
Brilliant
Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm
  07/17/18
yes Massa!
arousing learning disabled nursing home
  07/17/18
Sometimes I think this is right. But the problem is you can’...
ruby buck-toothed address
  07/17/18
(Harrison Barnes)
Orchid stimulating state
  07/17/18
Headhunters really are snakes
crusty wonderful brunch
  07/17/18
*heats up popcorn, awaiting TMF's arrival ITT*
White Locus Fortuitous Meteor
  07/17/18
Present.
Blue Piazza
  07/17/18
(huge in house faggot ITT)
White Locus Fortuitous Meteor
  07/17/18
Can you get those reports on my desk ASAP for my review? Bus...
mustard multi-colored corner
  07/17/18
What "reports" do you imagine I submit?
Blue Piazza
  07/17/18
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Vigorous apoplectic lodge sneaky criminal
  07/17/18
Which are especially tough since I've got 6 bosses!
Blue Piazza
  07/18/18
this is about in-house, not compliance. Please exit the thre...
vivacious roommate really tough guy
  07/17/18
gtfo, I'm not compliance, I'm in-house legal.
Blue Piazza
  07/18/18
lot of in-house shitheads work nights and weekends for 200k ...
Diverse Legal Warrant Boltzmann
  07/17/18
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Vigorous apoplectic lodge sneaky criminal
  07/17/18


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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Costumed Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445074)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

(Striver prole who went into debt for law school and will not inherit any significant money)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445608)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

You’re literally a bigot and a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445615)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

Rach needs to make the misuse of the word pedophile a bannable offense.

I, like all straight men, think women are most attractive around ages 14-17. That does not even come close to the definition of pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445638)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Yapping Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Self-centered parlor

Egregious anti-13 year old trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446539)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: provocative magenta shrine athletic conference

if going inhouse = huge faggot then cart me to fire island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445113)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Elite Maize Milk

, the litigator lisped after submitting his 100th inhouse job application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445118)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled nursing home

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445622)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing flickering locale corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445642)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Blue Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446032)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446655)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: hot antidepressant drug

welp, guess I'm a powerbottom then. Will be sure to hit th Penn Station Mens Room on my way out of office at 5:30pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445240)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

Great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445587)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446657)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

It's never a matter of Biglaw v. In-house.

It's a mater of lateraling into non-partner-track purgatory v. In-house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445621)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Elite Maize Milk

Which is like 99% of biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445635)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

I can't believe that there's anyone disturbed enough to actually gun for partner. It's like throwing your life down the drain. If you're that much of a striver, and have no other skills other than grinding, then go for it. Otherwise horrbile life-choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445662)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: bipolar new version

Wanted to type a clever reply but won’t have time. Have a 3:30 tee time and need to leave the office now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445629)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled nursing home

*seething with jealousy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445665)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Blathering Resort

(title of new Harrison Barnes poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445640)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing flickering locale corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445649)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Yapping Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445696)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Idiotic histrionic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445812)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Pink kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445952)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Blue Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446033)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Curious chapel sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446426)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious roommate really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446573)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446663)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: mustard multi-colored corner

In house losers go to work and call another man “boss”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445675)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

Cr. Literally lmfao OH BUT I GOLF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445692)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Elite Maize Milk

But i go home at 4:30pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445705)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

(Shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445714)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

(Pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445725)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

(Mentally-ill striver prole paying off student loans while hating his life for 10 years before getting no-Brickfussed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445744)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

Great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445776)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Yapping Black Woman

who is this loser? he seems angry. havent seen this moniker until last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445806)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

Some prole striver who is insecure about how much he hates his life in biglaw while being unable to leave due to his striver nature forcing him to futally attempt to out-strive his prole upbringing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445835)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

Sorry you couldn’t hack it with the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445854)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

Unless you're one of the guys at the top of your specialty or doing prestigious appellate work, there's nothing particularly impressive about biglaw.

Other than proles, who basically respect all lawyers, and other biglawyers, no one looks at biglawyer as being particularly impressive. In fact, in prestigious circles like big finance, big tech or upper-level big-corporate, biglawyers are downright looked down upon.

That said faggots in big government all have a ridiculous respect for lawyers -- probably because every one working in government wanted to go to law school but scored too low on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445907)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Costumed Prole

Sorry you got soft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445923)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

Reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: razzle canary set fanboi

Another woman, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445764)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

This explains the palpable resentment and inability to engage in a proper aggressive dispute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445926)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Exciting abode degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446328)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Cream Orchestra Pit Mother

I lol'd. This is fair criticism coming from a shitlawyer, but one of 500 partners at a biglaw firm? Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36448836)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Light French Idiot Native

(field slave resenting house slave)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445737)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: drab violent weed whacker wagecucks

I think the most important thing is that, regardless of your position, you maintain an enduring, life-commitment to your love of the law and your to-the-point-of-death willingness to sacrifice yourself and your kingdom in the advancement of the business and litigation interests of your client. Whether you're embedding yourself in a firm or a corporation or a sewer beneath the streets of an unassuming southwestern city, that's what's important--people are arguing over the context ITT and forgetting the content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445760)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Idiotic histrionic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445815)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Comical Indecent House Karate

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445956)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Light French Idiot Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446352)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Ebony unholy hominid pisswyrm

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled nursing home

yes Massa!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445817)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: ruby buck-toothed address

Sometimes I think this is right. But the problem is you can’t know till you try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445816)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Orchid stimulating state

(Harrison Barnes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445823)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: crusty wonderful brunch

Headhunters really are snakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446027)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: White Locus Fortuitous Meteor

*heats up popcorn, awaiting TMF's arrival ITT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445938)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Blue Piazza

Present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446035)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: White Locus Fortuitous Meteor

(huge in house faggot ITT)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446299)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: mustard multi-colored corner

Can you get those reports on my desk ASAP for my review? Business guys are asking for it . thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446321)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Blue Piazza

What "reports" do you imagine I submit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446559)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Vigorous apoplectic lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446816)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Blue Piazza

Which are especially tough since I've got 6 bosses!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36450672)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: vivacious roommate really tough guy

this is about in-house, not compliance. Please exit the thread immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446580)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Blue Piazza

gtfo, I'm not compliance, I'm in-house legal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36450674)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Diverse Legal Warrant Boltzmann

lot of in-house shitheads work nights and weekends for 200k ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446790)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Vigorous apoplectic lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446814)