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You are a huge faggot if you "go in house" from big law

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laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
(Striver prole who went into debt for law school and will no...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
You’re literally a bigot and a pedophile
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
Rach needs to make the misuse of the word pedophile a bannab...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
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bonkers swashbuckling partner
  07/17/18
Egregious anti-13 year old trolling
vibrant bull headed lay generalized bond
  07/17/18
if going inhouse = huge faggot then cart me to fire island
Big casino
  07/17/18
, the litigator lisped after submitting his 100th inhouse jo...
Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo
  07/17/18
MODS!
adventurous zombie-like love of her life
  07/17/18
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hairraiser shimmering roommate old irish cottage
  07/17/18
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Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/17/18
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racy brunch
  07/17/18
welp, guess I'm a powerbottom then. Will be sure to hit th P...
Supple ivory striped hyena
  07/17/18
Great post
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
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racy brunch
  07/17/18
It's never a matter of Biglaw v. In-house. It's a mater ...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Which is like 99% of biglawyers
Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo
  07/17/18
I can't believe that there's anyone disturbed enough to actu...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Wanted to type a clever reply but won’t have time. Have a 3...
garnet sick national security agency coldplay fan
  07/17/18
*seething with jealousy*
adventurous zombie-like love of her life
  07/17/18
(title of new Harrison Barnes poast)
Glittery school
  07/17/18
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hairraiser shimmering roommate old irish cottage
  07/17/18
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adventurous zombie-like love of her life
  07/17/18
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bonkers swashbuckling partner
  07/17/18
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Costumed provocative university fortuitous meteor
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Angry field knife
  07/17/18
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Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/17/18
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Crusty Locale Windowlicker
  07/17/18
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blathering flushed address toaster
  07/17/18
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racy brunch
  07/17/18
In house losers go to work and call another man “boss”
Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Den
  07/17/18
Cr. Literally lmfao OH BUT I GOLF
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
But i go home at 4:30pm
Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo
  07/17/18
(Shitlawyer)
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
(Pedophile)
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
(Mentally-ill striver prole paying off student loans while h...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Great post
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
who is this loser? he seems angry. havent seen this moniker ...
bonkers swashbuckling partner
  07/17/18
Some prole striver who is insecure about how much he hates h...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Sorry you couldn’t hack it with the best
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
Unless you're one of the guys at the top of your specialty o...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Sorry you got soft.
laughsome indecent home sound barrier
  07/17/18
Reasonable.
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
Another woman, actually
very tactful tanning salon
  07/17/18
This explains the palpable resentment and inability to engag...
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
lmao
Fragrant kink-friendly menage crotch
  07/17/18
I lol'd. This is fair criticism coming from a shitlawyer, bu...
Stimulating market
  07/17/18
(field slave resenting house slave)
Honey-headed incel
  07/17/18
I think the most important thing is that, regardless of your...
sienna maniacal property wrinkle
  07/17/18
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Costumed provocative university fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
Scholarship
Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge
  07/17/18
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Honey-headed incel
  07/17/18
Brilliant
racy brunch
  07/17/18
yes Massa!
adventurous zombie-like love of her life
  07/17/18
Sometimes I think this is right. But the problem is you can’...
Thriller shaky orchestra pit cuck
  07/17/18
(Harrison Barnes)
alcoholic electric pisswyrm
  07/17/18
Headhunters really are snakes
aphrodisiac boiling water
  07/17/18
*heats up popcorn, awaiting TMF's arrival ITT*
Sticky chest-beating half-breed associate
  07/17/18
Present.
Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/17/18
(huge in house faggot ITT)
Sticky chest-beating half-breed associate
  07/17/18
Can you get those reports on my desk ASAP for my review? Bus...
Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Den
  07/17/18
What "reports" do you imagine I submit?
Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/17/18
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charismatic sandwich
  07/17/18
Which are especially tough since I've got 6 bosses!
Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/18/18
this is about in-house, not compliance. Please exit the thre...
blathering flushed address toaster
  07/17/18
gtfo, I'm not compliance, I'm in-house legal.
Primrose nighttime space jap
  07/18/18
lot of in-house shitheads work nights and weekends for 200k ...
mahogany cruise ship
  07/17/18
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charismatic sandwich
  07/17/18


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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445074)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

(Striver prole who went into debt for law school and will not inherit any significant money)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445608)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

You’re literally a bigot and a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445615)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

Rach needs to make the misuse of the word pedophile a bannable offense.

I, like all straight men, think women are most attractive around ages 14-17. That does not even come close to the definition of pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445638)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant bull headed lay generalized bond

Egregious anti-13 year old trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446539)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Big casino

if going inhouse = huge faggot then cart me to fire island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445113)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo

, the litigator lisped after submitting his 100th inhouse job application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445118)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like love of her life

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445622)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser shimmering roommate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445642)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446032)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: racy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446655)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Supple ivory striped hyena

welp, guess I'm a powerbottom then. Will be sure to hit th Penn Station Mens Room on my way out of office at 5:30pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445240)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

Great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445587)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: racy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446657)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

It's never a matter of Biglaw v. In-house.

It's a mater of lateraling into non-partner-track purgatory v. In-house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445621)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo

Which is like 99% of biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445635)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

I can't believe that there's anyone disturbed enough to actually gun for partner. It's like throwing your life down the drain. If you're that much of a striver, and have no other skills other than grinding, then go for it. Otherwise horrbile life-choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445662)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: garnet sick national security agency coldplay fan

Wanted to type a clever reply but won’t have time. Have a 3:30 tee time and need to leave the office now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445629)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like love of her life

*seething with jealousy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445665)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery school

(title of new Harrison Barnes poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445640)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser shimmering roommate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445649)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445696)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Costumed provocative university fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445812)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Angry field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445952)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446033)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Crusty Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446426)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: blathering flushed address toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446573)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: racy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446663)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Den

In house losers go to work and call another man “boss”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445675)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

Cr. Literally lmfao OH BUT I GOLF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445692)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Cracking Brindle Water Buffalo

But i go home at 4:30pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445705)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

(Shitlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445714)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

(Pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445725)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

(Mentally-ill striver prole paying off student loans while hating his life for 10 years before getting no-Brickfussed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445744)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

Great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445776)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: bonkers swashbuckling partner

who is this loser? he seems angry. havent seen this moniker until last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445806)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

Some prole striver who is insecure about how much he hates his life in biglaw while being unable to leave due to his striver nature forcing him to futally attempt to out-strive his prole upbringing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445835)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

Sorry you couldn’t hack it with the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445854)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

Unless you're one of the guys at the top of your specialty or doing prestigious appellate work, there's nothing particularly impressive about biglaw.

Other than proles, who basically respect all lawyers, and other biglawyers, no one looks at biglawyer as being particularly impressive. In fact, in prestigious circles like big finance, big tech or upper-level big-corporate, biglawyers are downright looked down upon.

That said faggots in big government all have a ridiculous respect for lawyers -- probably because every one working in government wanted to go to law school but scored too low on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445907)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: laughsome indecent home sound barrier

Sorry you got soft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445923)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

Reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: very tactful tanning salon

Another woman, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445764)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

This explains the palpable resentment and inability to engage in a proper aggressive dispute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445926)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Fragrant kink-friendly menage crotch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446328)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Stimulating market

I lol'd. This is fair criticism coming from a shitlawyer, but one of 500 partners at a biglaw firm? Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36448836)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed incel

(field slave resenting house slave)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445737)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: sienna maniacal property wrinkle

I think the most important thing is that, regardless of your position, you maintain an enduring, life-commitment to your love of the law and your to-the-point-of-death willingness to sacrifice yourself and your kingdom in the advancement of the business and litigation interests of your client. Whether you're embedding yourself in a firm or a corporation or a sewer beneath the streets of an unassuming southwestern city, that's what's important--people are arguing over the context ITT and forgetting the content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445760)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Costumed provocative university fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445815)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested lodge

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445956)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446352)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: racy brunch

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like love of her life

yes Massa!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445817)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Thriller shaky orchestra pit cuck

Sometimes I think this is right. But the problem is you can’t know till you try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445816)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: alcoholic electric pisswyrm

(Harrison Barnes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445823)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boiling water

Headhunters really are snakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446027)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sticky chest-beating half-breed associate

*heats up popcorn, awaiting TMF's arrival ITT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36445938)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap

Present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446035)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Sticky chest-beating half-breed associate

(huge in house faggot ITT)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446299)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Den

Can you get those reports on my desk ASAP for my review? Business guys are asking for it . thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446321)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap

What "reports" do you imagine I submit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446559)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446816)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap

Which are especially tough since I've got 6 bosses!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36450672)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: blathering flushed address toaster

this is about in-house, not compliance. Please exit the thread immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446580)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Primrose nighttime space jap

gtfo, I'm not compliance, I'm in-house legal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36450674)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: mahogany cruise ship

lot of in-house shitheads work nights and weekends for 200k ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446790)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028397&forum_id=2#36446814)