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5/3/2007: The Day XO Tubgirled the Mormons...

Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:38 PM Author: Well Done Roundhouse Fl...
Cowardly Spectacular Gunner
  07/17/18
We were so innocent then
Appetizing bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard
  07/17/18
this has gotta be pre-lawsuit
Cowardly Spectacular Gunner
  07/17/18
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Harsh Mood
  07/17/18
Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:53 PM Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (i...
Cowardly Spectacular Gunner
  07/17/18
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soggy orchid property coldplay fan
  03/04/19


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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cowardly Spectacular Gunner

Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:38 PM

Author: Well Done Roundhouse Flame

Subject: STEVE bites the dust....

Steve:

Hello Amy, how may I help you?

amy:

hi steve

amy:

i had a question about your religion.

amy:

mind if i ask?

Steve:

That is fine, I will do my best to answer.

amy:

my dad died a few years ago. he was a mormon a long time ago. then he left the church and did some bad things. in fact while he lived, he did something very bad. he stole money from some people. a lot of money. in fact, he was able to buy me a pony with it.

amy:

i feel guilty because i begged him so much for it.

amy:

because of a legal technicality, i was able to keep the pony. but Jesus says that if we really want to follow him, we have to sell all our possessions. i love the pony. it's all i have to remind me of my dad. but it also was bought with stolen money.

Steve:

How may I help you Amy?

amy:

in your religion, am i being wrong and selfish if i keep this pony.

amy:

if it makes any difference i was five when he bought it.

amy:

steve are you still there? is this a bad time?

Steve:

This question is outside the scope of our purpose. We are not here to give counsel, but we are here to help people understand the basic doctrines of the church on Mormon.org and discuss how to find out if they are true. May I help you with anything else?

amy:

well i did want to know if my dad is going to hell according to your religion. because even though he stole money, he was a great dad to me.

Steve:

I don't know Amy. Jesus Christ will be his judge. I invite you to look at our website to learn more about the Plan of Our Heavenly Father. Here is the website:

Steve:

http://beta.mormon.org/mormonorg/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=8215055b23710110VgnVCM1000003a94610aRCRD&locale=0&sourceId=797602fc53b71110VgnVCM100000176f620a____

(This URL is opening in the browser window that you opened the chat window from.)

Steve:

Did you get it?

amy:

yes i did, steve

amy:

the black man in the video says that we can all be a family together after death. how is this possible if i dont even know if my dad went to hell? im confused even more now steve.

Steve:

I would love to send missionaries to visit with you and talk with you more about the questions you have. Will you allow me to send missionaries to your home?

amy:

well ok, but could you do me one favor?

Steve:

What is that, Amy?

amy:

would you please keep this picture of my father? its him on his mission when he was only 19.

amy:

i don't know if this is the right path for me, but maybe you can see that he really was a good person once.

Steve:

That request is outside the scope of our purpose here. We are here to clarify basic doctrines on our site.

amy:

it would really be a blessing if you could just do this for me.

amy:

here i'll give you a link and you can decide. then you can send me the link for the missionaries.

amy:

take a look.

amy:

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/637/dadmissionku8.jpg

Steve:

Thanks. I'll get that link for you.

Steve:

This was disgusting. You are no longer welcome on this site.

IPADDRESSEXCOMMUNICATED!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=625312&forum_id=2#8054684)

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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Appetizing bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard

We were so innocent then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028545&forum_id=2#36446305)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Cowardly Spectacular Gunner

this has gotta be pre-lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028545&forum_id=2#36446366)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Harsh Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028545&forum_id=2#36446341)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Cowardly Spectacular Gunner

Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:53 PM

Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (i am told it subsequently became something offensive)

i can't believe tubgirling is still funny, but it is. it really is.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=625312&forum_id=2#8054755

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028545&forum_id=2#36446540)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 11:06 PM
Author: soggy orchid property coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028545&forum_id=2#37879894)