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lawsuit against UM for rape of a student athlete. here is a...
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
"The minor JANE DOE, was, an athlete in high school in ...
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
literally cant even spell the state of Pennsylvania correctl...
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
"At all times material hereto, Plaintiff JANE DOE was a...
Pale Senate
  07/17/18
6. The minor Plaintiff had come from a small town in Pennsyl...
cordovan mad cow disease
  07/17/18
Anyone here rock the ALL-CAPS PARTY NAMES? (Don't. It's T...
Magenta House-broken Mental Disorder Lodge
  07/18/18
actually these are excellent details and the atty who did th...
wine contagious station mediation
  07/17/18
now read these paragraphs with a miami accent
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
lol
wine contagious station mediation
  07/17/18
this is a reality kings plot pitch: "Alexander M. ...
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
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Sick Skinny Woman Halford
  07/17/18
Reads a lot like TT parody http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?...
ungodly codepig old irish cottage
  07/17/18
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Walnut bawdyhouse circlehead
  07/17/18
Any mention of the strong and bad smell of the athlete’s pen...
Exciting Lilac Cuckold
  07/17/18
no but the nigs had "violate tendencies" Neglig...
umber church legal warrant
  07/17/18
#MeToo vs BLM This could be interesting, but the U will l...
Exciting Lilac Cuckold
  07/17/18
Weird one track mind unable to use lateral thinking to add t...
ungodly codepig old irish cottage
  07/18/18
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ungodly codepig old irish cottage
  07/24/18
LJL at autistic lawyers thinking judges actually rule differ...
cerebral house french chef
  07/24/18
it matters at the margins in federal court where briefs actu...
cordovan mad cow disease
  07/24/18
i think if the writing is this bad, it is slightly prejudici...
umber church legal warrant
  07/24/18


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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

lawsuit against UM for rape of a student athlete. here is an excerpt:

"Despite bullying by the Defendants immediately after learning that the rapes had been reported as well as being abused by other students and on social media trying to protect the two rapist student athletes. Despite all of these, the minor JANE DOE is resolute and not allowing even in a horrendous crime to keep her from her goals of playing soccer and graduating at the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI which she in fact has accomplished."

https://images.law.com/contrib/content/uploads/documents/392/25462/Complaint-3-1.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447057)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

"The minor JANE DOE, was, an athlete in high school in Pennsylvanian and she was used to going out with friends and other athletes and being watched and protected by the male student athletes should anything were to occur with regard to nonstudents or any one and that is how she grow up in her hometown in Pennsylvanian. However, she found out the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI and the student athlete situation would be very very different from what she was used to"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447090)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

literally cant even spell the state of Pennsylvania correctly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447119)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Pale Senate

"At all times material hereto, Plaintiff JANE DOE was a minor and was resident of the Pennsylvania"

Must be ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447258)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: cordovan mad cow disease

6. The minor Plaintiff had come from a small town in Pennsylvania to Miami and

the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI. When her parents said goodbye to her and left her at the

UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI, they assumed that UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI of would do

everything it could to protect their daughter at a school well known for its athlete programs for

both men and women.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Magenta House-broken Mental Disorder Lodge

Anyone here rock the ALL-CAPS PARTY NAMES?

(Don't. It's TTT.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36450071)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: wine contagious station mediation

actually these are excellent details and the atty who did the drafting clearly spent time working up the case before filing suit.

The atty cant write very well of course but theres some solid shitlaw work in the details.

I might want to do just a crisp complaint and save the details on humanizing damages for trial, but the atty is doing some solid human work by learning about the plaintiff here in a way that shows they are serious about damages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447131)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

now read these paragraphs with a miami accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: wine contagious station mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447143)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

this is a reality kings plot pitch:

"Alexander M. Figueroa and Jawand Blue took the minor Plaintiff to their room and severely sexually assaulted her and raped her numerous times without her actual or consent as she was physically helpless to resist and was unaware of what was going to happened and what in fact happened in the Pearson dorm on the campus of the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447147)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Sick Skinny Woman Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447168)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: ungodly codepig old irish cottage

Reads a lot like TT parody

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841865&mc=192&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447297)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Walnut bawdyhouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447323)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting Lilac Cuckold

Any mention of the strong and bad smell of the athlete’s penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447315)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

no but the nigs had "violate tendencies"

Negligently allowing minors into a dormitory where there are noprotections from other student particularly other student who the UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI knows or should have known had violate tendencies;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447329)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Exciting Lilac Cuckold

#MeToo vs BLM

This could be interesting, but the U will likely just roll over and pay whatever to protect both groups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36447350)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: ungodly codepig old irish cottage

Weird one track mind unable to use lateral thinking to add to Verne's regurgitated premise

You had half a day to say, at the very least, well technically they WERE in violation of....

Or even pun off the word violet

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36450066)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: ungodly codepig old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488319)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: cerebral house french chef

LJL at autistic lawyers thinking judges actually rule differently based on writing skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488370)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: cordovan mad cow disease

it matters at the margins in federal court where briefs actually get read. shitlawyers sometimes who cant coherently make a difficult point that the clerk wont figure out on his own, and a good writer would be able to make that same point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488406)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: umber church legal warrant

i think if the writing is this bad, it is slightly prejudicial on a dispositive motion.

no judge is "ruling" on this complaint, but a lot of news articles linked to it and it is just embarrasing for these cholos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028623&forum_id=2#36488621)