Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Out-of-control mediation
I've researched this and *apparently*
a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.
Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Charismatic navy main people area
no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.
btw, cats start with your face.
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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM Author: Aphrodisiac wild background story theater
gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation.
Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I.
God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts.
But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.
Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five!
Yours Truly,
God
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