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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
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abusive angry tank
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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Light Anal Foreskin House
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
carmine underhanded coffee pot
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
Hideous black fortuitous meteor
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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Hideous black fortuitous meteor
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
Hideous black fortuitous meteor
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
carmine underhanded coffee pot
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Haunting wagecucks old irish cottage
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Useless Excitant Masturbator
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
curious boistinker
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
carmine underhanded coffee pot
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
cordovan legal warrant liquid oxygen
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he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
carmine underhanded coffee pot
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
cordovan legal warrant liquid oxygen
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i c.
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zippy mewling set faggotry
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
Titillating Unhinged Hall
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
carmine underhanded coffee pot
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Titillating Unhinged Hall
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
carmine underhanded coffee pot
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
curious boistinker
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lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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Chocolate passionate hospital
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
curious boistinker
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you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Chocolate passionate hospital
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not dishonest just extortive.
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ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Chocolate passionate hospital
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
carmine underhanded coffee pot
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
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Orchid misanthropic pisswyrm
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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Orchid misanthropic pisswyrm
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
cyan multi-colored voyeur
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Haunting wagecucks old irish cottage

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: appetizing indigo range messiness

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: abusive angry tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Awkward Preventive Strike Skinny Woman

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: lilac really tough guy den

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Blathering yapping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Cocky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Hilarious crackhouse pervert



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Light Anal Foreskin House



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Blathering yapping gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Hideous black fortuitous meteor

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Hideous black fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Hideous black fortuitous meteor

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Haunting wagecucks old irish cottage

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Useless Excitant Masturbator

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: curious boistinker

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: cordovan legal warrant liquid oxygen

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: cordovan legal warrant liquid oxygen

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: zippy mewling set faggotry



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Titillating Unhinged Hall

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Titillating Unhinged Hall

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: curious boistinker

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: cordovan legal warrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448158)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: curious boistinker

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate hospital

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: ruby mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Chocolate passionate hospital

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: carmine underhanded coffee pot

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Useless Excitant Masturbator

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Orchid misanthropic pisswyrm



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: arousing forum

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Orchid misanthropic pisswyrm



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: cyan multi-colored voyeur

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: unholy toaster

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)