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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
greedy vigorous mexican
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startling mahogany bawdyhouse
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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federal frozen patrolman dingle berry
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
vermilion appetizing roast beef
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
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contagious red menage elastic band
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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startling mahogany bawdyhouse
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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startling mahogany bawdyhouse
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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Bearded sex offender
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startling mahogany bawdyhouse
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
demanding coffee pot
  07/17/18
well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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demanding coffee pot
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
demanding coffee pot
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
greedy vigorous mexican
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
irradiated thirsty space internal respiration
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Metal deep public bath
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Metal deep public bath
  07/17/18
i c.
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erotic well-lubricated cumskin piazza
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
Burgundy soggy state persian
  07/17/18
"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Burgundy soggy state persian
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
Beady-eyed alpha home
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Metal deep public bath
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Disturbing trailer park background story
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Disturbing trailer park background story
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Beady-eyed alpha home
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startling mahogany bawdyhouse
  07/17/18
they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Disturbing trailer park background story
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Beady-eyed alpha home
  07/17/18
No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
irradiated thirsty space internal respiration
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nubile kitchen telephone
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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nubile kitchen telephone
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
Mint passionate useless brakes wagecucks
  07/17/18
I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: greedy vigorous mexican

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: startling mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: aggressive transparent liquid oxygen boltzmann

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: federal frozen patrolman dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: vermilion appetizing roast beef

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: floppy mood people who are hurt

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Bearded sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Hideous School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: brass racy stage kitty



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: contagious red menage elastic band



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: startling mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: startling mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Bearded sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: startling mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: greedy vigorous mexican

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: irradiated thirsty space internal respiration

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Metal deep public bath

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Metal deep public bath

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: erotic well-lubricated cumskin piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448316)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Burgundy soggy state persian

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Burgundy soggy state persian

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Metal deep public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Disturbing trailer park background story



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Outnumbered Principal's Office Goal In Life

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Disturbing trailer park background story

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: startling mahogany bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Disturbing trailer park background story

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alpha home

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: irradiated thirsty space internal respiration

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: nubile kitchen telephone



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: galvanic den psychic

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: nubile kitchen telephone



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Mint passionate useless brakes wagecucks

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: poppy boyish main people

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)