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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Pearl irradiated skinny woman
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soul-stirring yellow theater
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
Harsh Sick Cuck National
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Fighting Location
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
beady-eyed salmon tanning salon ladyboy
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
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vivacious market
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180 rehab
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Razzmatazz senate prole
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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soul-stirring yellow theater
  07/17/18
what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
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soul-stirring yellow theater
  07/17/18
NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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vivacious market
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soul-stirring yellow theater
  07/17/18
does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
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Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Pearl irradiated skinny woman
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
slate school cafeteria
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Abnormal site
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Abnormal site
  07/17/18
i c.
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
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Erotic blue jew twinkling uncleanness
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
indigo area
  07/17/18
"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
indigo area
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
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Abnormal site
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stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
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soul-stirring yellow theater
  07/17/18
they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship
  07/17/18
you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Overrated kitty cat patrolman
  07/17/18
No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
slate school cafeteria
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Concupiscible Frozen Antidepressant Drug Crotch
  07/17/18
Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
Insanely creepy native candlestick maker
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Concupiscible Frozen Antidepressant Drug Crotch
  07/17/18
knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
charismatic copper hospital
  07/17/18
I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Pearl irradiated skinny woman

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Harsh Sick Cuck National

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Fighting Location



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed salmon tanning salon ladyboy

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Bossy Bronze Place Of Business Genital Piercing

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: dull vibrant pisswyrm spot



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: 180 rehab



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz senate prole



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Crusty well-lubricated parlour fortuitous meteor

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Pearl irradiated skinny woman

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: slate school cafeteria

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Abnormal site

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Abnormal site

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Erotic blue jew twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: indigo area

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: indigo area

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Abnormal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: zombie-like topaz trump supporter institution

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring yellow theater



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: stubborn chestnut hunting ground cruise ship

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Overrated kitty cat patrolman

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: slate school cafeteria

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Frozen Antidepressant Drug Crotch



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy native candlestick maker

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible Frozen Antidepressant Drug Crotch



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: charismatic copper hospital

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: bespoke titillating set boistinker

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)