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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Mentally impaired trump supporter
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Indigo federal rigor base
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
Stirring slate theatre main people
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Free-loading White Menage
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
violent mediation
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
Appetizing Shimmering Hospital
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house-broken cream hall really tough guy
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Pearly laughsome indirect expression public bath
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Doobsian marvelous theater keepsake machete
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sooty racy mad cow disease
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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Indigo federal rigor base
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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Indigo federal rigor base
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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house-broken cream hall really tough guy
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Indigo federal rigor base
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann
  07/17/18
well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Mentally impaired trump supporter
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Misunderstood Pozpig
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Aromatic confused coldplay fan
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
bateful copper crotch hairy legs
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
bateful copper crotch hairy legs
  07/17/18
i c.
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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Soul-stirring Yarmulke School
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
sable haunting crackhouse
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
sable haunting crackhouse
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Abnormal half-breed selfie
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
Aromatic confused coldplay fan
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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bateful copper crotch hairy legs
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bright thirsty point
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
Aromatic confused coldplay fan
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
bright thirsty point
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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Indigo federal rigor base
  07/17/18
they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
bright thirsty point
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Abnormal half-breed selfie
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
Misunderstood Pozpig
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stimulating factory reset button
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
navy parlour immigrant
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stimulating factory reset button
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
puce therapy foreskin
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I never had unread texts until recently.
Multi-colored disgusting brunch fanboi
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Mentally impaired trump supporter

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Indigo federal rigor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Stirring slate theatre main people

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Free-loading White Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: violent mediation

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Appetizing Shimmering Hospital

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: house-broken cream hall really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Pearly laughsome indirect expression public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Doobsian marvelous theater keepsake machete



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: sooty racy mad cow disease



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Indigo federal rigor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Indigo federal rigor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: house-broken cream hall really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Indigo federal rigor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: shivering twinkling uncleanness boltzmann

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired trump supporter

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pozpig

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Aromatic confused coldplay fan

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: bateful copper crotch hairy legs

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: bateful copper crotch hairy legs

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Yarmulke School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448316)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: sable haunting crackhouse

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: sable haunting crackhouse

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Aromatic confused coldplay fan

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: bateful copper crotch hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: bright thirsty point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448158)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Aromatic confused coldplay fan

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: bright thirsty point

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Indigo federal rigor base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: bright thirsty point

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Abnormal half-breed selfie

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood Pozpig

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: navy parlour immigrant

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: stimulating factory reset button



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: puce therapy foreskin

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored disgusting brunch fanboi

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)