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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Aquamarine slap-happy hospital
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ungodly charismatic den black woman
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
topaz brunch dragon
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contagious step-uncle's house
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
Light mother dilemma
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orange multi-colored abode
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
amber party of the first part double fault
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ungodly charismatic den black woman
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
amber party of the first part double fault
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ungodly charismatic den black woman
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
amber party of the first part double fault
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Hyperactive Striped Hyena Stage
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ungodly charismatic den black woman
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
swollen hall
  07/17/18
well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
amber party of the first part double fault
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swollen hall
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
swollen hall
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Aquamarine slap-happy hospital
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Brilliant internet-worthy mexican plaza
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
aphrodisiac parlor
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park
  07/17/18
i c.
amber party of the first part double fault
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Arousing Ticket Booth Love Of Her Life
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
Beady-eyed Nowag Sound Barrier
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Beady-eyed Nowag Sound Barrier
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
amber party of the first part double fault
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
aphrodisiac parlor
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
amber party of the first part double fault
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ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park
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Purple forum gunner
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
aphrodisiac parlor
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Purple forum gunner
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
amber party of the first part double fault
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ungodly charismatic den black woman
  07/17/18
they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Purple forum gunner
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
amber party of the first part double fault
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
Brilliant internet-worthy mexican plaza
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Razzmatazz mahogany orchestra pit brethren
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
Vigorous Arrogant Area Son Of Senegal
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Razzmatazz mahogany orchestra pit brethren
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
Mind-boggling unholy office gay wizard
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I never had unread texts until recently.
Dull Pervert
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy hospital

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic den black woman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: topaz brunch dragon

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: contagious step-uncle's house



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Light mother dilemma

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: shimmering athletic conference

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive Striped Hyena Stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: cerebral range cuckoldry



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: orange multi-colored abode



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Wine chest-beating genital piercing nursing home



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic den black woman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic den black woman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive Striped Hyena Stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic den black woman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: swollen hall

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: swollen hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: swollen hall

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine slap-happy hospital

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Brilliant internet-worthy mexican plaza

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlor

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing Ticket Booth Love Of Her Life



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nowag Sound Barrier

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nowag Sound Barrier

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlor

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: ocher bateful sweet tailpipe trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Purple forum gunner



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlor

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Purple forum gunner

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: ungodly charismatic den black woman



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Purple forum gunner

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: amber party of the first part double fault

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Brilliant internet-worthy mexican plaza

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany orchestra pit brethren



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Arrogant Area Son Of Senegal

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany orchestra pit brethren



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling unholy office gay wizard

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Dull Pervert

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)