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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Wonderful Flesh Lettuce
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soul-stirring shivering office
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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alcoholic affirmative action
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
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smoky motley hospital
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cowardly idiot
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Ocher magical son of senegal
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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soul-stirring shivering office
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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soul-stirring shivering office
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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smoky motley hospital
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soul-stirring shivering office
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
Lavender laughsome crackhouse
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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Lavender laughsome crackhouse
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
Lavender laughsome crackhouse
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Wonderful Flesh Lettuce
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Infuriating Bipolar Location
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
odious alpha
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Diverse drunken abode
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Diverse drunken abode
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i c.
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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amber famous landscape painting cuckold
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
at-the-ready frozen piazza dingle berry
  07/17/18
"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
at-the-ready frozen piazza dingle berry
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
odious alpha
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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Diverse drunken abode
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Learning disabled spot
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
odious alpha
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Learning disabled spot
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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soul-stirring shivering office
  07/17/18
they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Learning disabled spot
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Aphrodisiac zippy goyim
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
Infuriating Bipolar Location
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rebellious lay prole
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
histrionic sable giraffe generalized bond
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rebellious lay prole
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
swashbuckling station people who are hurt
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I never had unread texts until recently.
iridescent massive orchestra pit
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Flesh Lettuce

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering office



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Rusted insanely creepy church building

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: alcoholic affirmative action



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: multi-colored national candlestick maker

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: crawly cruise ship

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: smoky motley hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: cowardly idiot



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Bistre Bearded Locus Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Ocher magical son of senegal



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering office



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering office



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: smoky motley hospital



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Lavender laughsome crackhouse

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Lavender laughsome crackhouse



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Lavender laughsome crackhouse

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Flesh Lettuce

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Bipolar Location

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: odious alpha

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Diverse drunken abode

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse drunken abode

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: amber famous landscape painting cuckold



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready frozen piazza dingle berry

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready frozen piazza dingle berry

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: odious alpha

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Diverse drunken abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled spot



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: odious alpha

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Learning disabled spot

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled spot

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac zippy goyim

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Infuriating Bipolar Location

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: rebellious lay prole



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: histrionic sable giraffe generalized bond

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: rebellious lay prole



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling station people who are hurt

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: iridescent massive orchestra pit

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)