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Real talk, your asshole should be clean most of the time

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
dun domesticated gaming laptop useless brakes
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
dun domesticated gaming laptop useless brakes
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
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Pea-brained depressive fanboi
  07/18/18
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passionate state therapy
  07/18/18
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Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
indigo persian famous landscape painting
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
indigo persian famous landscape painting
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
...
Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
...
Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
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Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
Wonderful public bath
  07/18/18
...
Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
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Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
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Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
Razzle Theater Stage Stain
  07/18/18
...
Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
Orange histrionic mood piazza
  07/18/18
...
exhilarant set
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
passionate state therapy
  07/18/18
*take
Vigorous Theatre Fortuitous Meteor
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
Magenta corner sound barrier
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
Are assholes
motley chad
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
Magenta corner sound barrier
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Snowy heady bawdyhouse
  07/18/18
...
Pea-brained depressive fanboi
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
nighttime keepsake machete
  07/18/18
...
Pea-brained depressive fanboi
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
Pea-brained depressive fanboi
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
motley chad
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
nighttime keepsake machete
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: dun domesticated gaming laptop useless brakes

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: dun domesticated gaming laptop useless brakes

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454526)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: passionate state therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455028)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454252)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: indigo persian famous landscape painting

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: indigo persian famous landscape painting

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Wonderful public bath

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle Theater Stage Stain

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Bronze Toaster Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Orange histrionic mood piazza

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454465)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: passionate state therapy

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Theatre Fortuitous Meteor

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Magenta corner sound barrier

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: motley chad

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Magenta corner sound barrier

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Snowy heady bawdyhouse

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: nighttime keepsake machete

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454500)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive fanboi

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: motley chad

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: nighttime keepsake machete

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)