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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
Overrated Heady House Love Of Her Life
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
Overrated Heady House Love Of Her Life
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
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Cobalt menage
  07/18/18
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thriller skinny woman
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
impertinent vengeful church building shitlib
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
impertinent vengeful church building shitlib
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
...
effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
...
effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
aphrodisiac abode
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
thirsty clown
  07/18/18
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effete judgmental address sound barrier
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
fishy gaming laptop
  07/18/18
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Black diverse dysfunction
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
thriller skinny woman
  07/18/18
*take
Mint Rambunctious Black Woman
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
Vibrant chocolate pocket flask
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
Are assholes
Green idiotic ticket booth french chef
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
Vibrant chocolate pocket flask
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Topaz charismatic orchestra pit
  07/18/18
...
Cobalt menage
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
abusive casino
  07/18/18
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Cobalt menage
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
Cobalt menage
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
Green idiotic ticket booth french chef
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
abusive casino
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Overrated Heady House Love Of Her Life

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Overrated Heady House Love Of Her Life

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454526)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: thriller skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455028)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454252)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: impertinent vengeful church building shitlib

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: impertinent vengeful church building shitlib

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: thirsty clown

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: thirsty clown

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: thirsty clown

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abode

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: thirsty clown

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: thirsty clown

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: thirsty clown

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: effete judgmental address sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: fishy gaming laptop

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Black diverse dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454465)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: thriller skinny woman

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Mint Rambunctious Black Woman

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Vibrant chocolate pocket flask

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Green idiotic ticket booth french chef

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Vibrant chocolate pocket flask

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic orchestra pit

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: abusive casino

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454500)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Cobalt menage

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Green idiotic ticket booth french chef

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: abusive casino

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)