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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
vibrant spot
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
vibrant spot
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
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  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
cordovan comical patrolman hospital
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
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  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  07/18/18
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
...
naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  07/18/18
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  07/18/18
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naked national cumskin
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
Vermilion Haunted Graveyard Half-breed
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
boyish site boistinker
  07/18/18
*take
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  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
Stirring Crystalline Crackhouse
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
Are assholes
Spectacular Sadistic Ticket Booth
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
Stirring Crystalline Crackhouse
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
aquamarine parlor
  07/18/18
...
at-the-ready charcoal stage
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
180 clear step-uncle's house striped hyena
  07/18/18
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at-the-ready charcoal stage
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
at-the-ready charcoal stage
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
Spectacular Sadistic Ticket Booth
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
180 clear step-uncle's house striped hyena
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: vibrant spot

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: vibrant spot

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready charcoal stage



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: boyish site boistinker



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: cordovan comical patrolman hospital

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan comical patrolman hospital

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted candlestick maker antidepressant drug

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: ruby laughsome indian lodge sweet tailpipe

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: naked national cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Vermilion Haunted Graveyard Half-breed

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy provocative filthpig church



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: boyish site boistinker

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: topaz shrine legal warrant

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Stirring Crystalline Crackhouse

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Spectacular Sadistic Ticket Booth

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Stirring Crystalline Crackhouse

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: aquamarine parlor

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready charcoal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: 180 clear step-uncle's house striped hyena

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready charcoal stage



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready charcoal stage

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Sadistic Ticket Booth

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: 180 clear step-uncle's house striped hyena

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)