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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:27 AM Author: Cyan Spectacular Pervert
need details on 1) number of alarms set, 2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up, 3) shower duration, 4) breakfast options, 5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc
please omit your commute and anything after. primarily concerned with morning ROUTINE. thank
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Medicated mind-boggling kitty cat
1) 1 alarm + one 5min snooze
2) shower/shave
3) smoothie
4) go outside wirh dog while I drink smokthie
5) walk to work
The key to getting out of bed getting your brain engsged immediately. Stert visualizing your first accomplishment of the day and go from there.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: galvanic therapy
this is absolutely true
if i weren't off today i would have been at work over an hour ago. will go in tomorrow
usually i don't realize where i am or how i got there until 9 AM and it's been a couple hours by then
by 11 AM things are slowing down
3 PM it's done
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Disgusting histrionic dopamine property
1 wake up w no alarm
2 load up xo
3 search colt
4 load snapchat
5 read secret snap group MPA snaps screeching about gay dads
6 lay there for 20 minutes
7 get up
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:34 AM Author: vibrant dilemma dog poop
I set 5 alarms. I will usually snooze one or two and then get up and let the others just ring out, or shut them off if my phone happens to be near.
I don't shower in the morning; I shower in the evening after I work out.
Put in contacts and put on my makeup/sunscreen/moisturizer
Eat a bowl of rice krispies cereal
Drink a protein shake and take two vitamins and a creatine tablet
Go back to bed, set timer for ten to twenty mins depending on how much time I have left
Wake up, finish getting dressed and packing my lunch bag, then leave for work either on bicycle or in car depending on circumstances
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: Contagious electric furnace
1) snooze once or twice
2) do some work on my phone
3) check whastapp
4) check xo
5) go shower
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:44 AM Author: cobalt abnormal french chef halford
Wake up.
Lay in bed and read XO on my phone.
Still laying in bed, load my work emails on my phone. Get pissed off and stressed out.
Still laying in bed, I continue reading XO rather than my work emails. I try and find a depressing thread I've made about the drudgery of law and bump it.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: Purple mad cow disease ceo
Alarm goes off, I give myself a 15 min snooze. Then get up. Always make bed (no tucking in sheets, just grabbing sheet and comforter together, throwing them up in air and guiding them down with my hands as they float down to look more or less straight on the bed)
Immediately go piss. Then brush my mouth guard clean.
Go up to my workout room. Do 10-12 minutes of stretching, then 2000-2500 feet on the Versaclimber at a brisk pace. Watch cnn dur8ng climb to see what libs are outraged over that day.
Come downstairs dripping wet. Have a bowl of cereal and a sliced apple while I browse xoxo
Finish breakfast, go to room to pick out outfit for the day. Go to bathroom to warm up shower and brush teeth. Take a ten minute shit, browsing xoxo. Jump in shower after.
Get out, get dressed, and usually play guitar for 10-15 minutes. Leave the house.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: galvanic therapy
honestly being in a bed for so much of your life is probably worse for the cleanliness of the bed than 'showering' would fix
all sorts of bodily fluids
most 'dust' is dead skin
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:57 AM Author: galvanic therapy
wake up, do some amphetamines if i've got them
either eat at home or on my way to work based on the amount of time i have. (with the current heat my hours are usually the crack of dawn to 3PM)
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: Odious keepsake machete circlehead
Wake up.
Masturbate.
Read xo.
Shower.
Masturbate again.
Read xo.
Get dressed.
Go to work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36458229) |
Date: July 19th, 2018 10:26 AM Author: talented faggot firefighter locus
Usually wake up a few minutes before alarm.
Piss.
Put on coffee.
While it's brewing, post the Daily Stoic and contemplate.
Lift and run 6-8 miles.
Shower, smoothie, make bed, go to work. GET AFTER IT.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:32 AM Author: Dun people who are hurt
set alarm on phone and leave phone in bathroom overnight
wake up / out of bed immediately when alarm goes off
throw on workout gear, grab gym bag and work clothes, head out door (10 minutes)
work out 30-40 mins, 10 mins sauna, shower and get ready for work (60 - 75 mins)
drive to work
The key to my morning routine is that I prepare everything at night. all clothes organized/set out. gym bag and work clothes packed an organized. I don't like to have to think about anything at 5am.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: marvelous bbw space
I've got the GOAT alarm scheme:
First thing to go off is the Phillips wake-up light. This thing is incredible, one of the best purchases I've ever made. The light gradually gets brighter for half an hour before the radio turns on.
While the light is getting brighter (but before the radio goes off): My Cuisinart coffeemaker goes off. It has a built-in grinder so it's pretty damn loud, but it's in my apartment kitchen and is thus not a guarantee to wake me up.
Then the radio goes off on the Phillips. There is hot fresh coffee waiting for me. I'm frequently able to get up at this point.
Finally, I use a back-up alarm on my phone. This one comes into play somewhat frequently as the three things that have happened already are all a bit subtle
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: laughsome persian ratface
1) open eyes
2) turn off alarm
3) fuck boner police into consciousness.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: soul-stirring home psychic
-Alarm goes off at 6am. Jump out of bed immediately.
-Walk over to coffee machine which has cup of coffee waiting for me. Chug coffee.
-Put on workout clothing.
-Chill on couch reading twitter / news or watching youtube for 25 minutes.
-Leave for my exercise, which may be gym or may be running.
-Arrive home at 8am. Put grass-fed uncurred bacon on my pan to slow-cook on low heat. Prepare my combo lunch/dinner, which I eat as my last food of the day at 4pm.
-Shower + get dressed
-Take bacon off pan. Cook eggs. Make 32oz smoothie with berries, crustiferous vegitbles, seeds, and a few various healthy powers (eg. collogen / tumeric) and garlic.
-Eat eggs + Bacon.
-Leave for work at 8:50am. (10 min walk). Drink smoothie while walking.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Amethyst pisswyrm sanctuary
- Alarm goes off and snooze for 10 mins
- Look at phone in bed for a few minutes
- Get out of bed, piss, weigh myself some mornings, then drink a large glass of water
- Brush teeth and shower
- Get dressed then eat breakfast (usually a eggs and a smoothie) while watching news for 10 mins or less
- Leave for work and drink coffee on way (read that it's better re: lowering cortisol to be awake for a while before having first cup of coffee)
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: irradiated insanely creepy newt indirect expression
1. Use light alarm clock, no audible alarm. Rarely use vibrating watch alarm if necessary.
2. Lie in bed for a couple minutes playing with phone or laptop.
3. Get up, piss, take Rx/supplements that are most effective first thing in the AM on empty stomach
4. Go back to bed and read xo for 20-30 min
5. Eat breakfast
6. Shit
7. Shower
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Date: July 19th, 2018 1:49 PM Author: Passionate Big-titted Parlour
i don't exercise in the morning because i've read repeatedly that it's bad for your heart to exert yourself heavily during the 3 or 4 hour window immediately after rising in the morning.
something like 70% of all heart attacks occur in the first 4 hours after a man wakes up, and overexerts himself by mowing the lawn or clearing snow or something.
i'm not at risk for a heart attack, but the logic seems to be that it's stressful for your system, even if you are healthy.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Stimulating scarlet voyeur
no alarm
wake up from seizure inducing nightmare, spend indeterminate amt of time frozen in state between dream & waking life
burn one down, check cryptowatch, go back to sleep hoping to never face daylight again
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Date: July 19th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: Orange Main People
1) 4 alarms total, 2 on each (iphone and itouch)
2) 5-10 min. of rolling around and suicidal ideation
3) 15-20 min. shower
4) heat up cinnabon while watching Stephanie Ruhle on MSNBC
5) brush teeth and go
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: bronze area useless brakes
1) wake up about 10 mins before alarm (515). Try and fuck wyfe w/ ~10% success rate
2) alarm at 5:25
3) shower by 530-540
4) get dressed by 5:50 then out door
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:08 PM Author: beady-eyed slimy ape
1. 1st alarm at 430, 2nd alarm at 5 and get up.
2. Puppydood acknowledges I’m up but stays at the foot of the bed because he’s a good boy.
3. Put on kettle for French press. Roll a joint while water comes to boil. pup knows it’s time for breakfast. Feed dog, pour coffee and smoke my joint in the morning air next to hound. Second cup of coffee in the shower while I plan my day (at least 20 mins), pup goes back to bed. Finish getting ready and take dog on walk.
4. Walk to work (incl. 20 min. Metro ride - check social media, email and xo). Grab iced coffee and breakfast sandwich if I didn’t prepare my own breakfast sandwich the night before (homemade sour dough). In the office by 8am at the latest. Eat breakfast and catch up on email then start working.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36460964)
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: pearl titillating public bath
On the days I go to the gym, wake up with alarm at 6am, 6:15am drop deuce, gym from 6:30-7:30, hang out with family, shower and dress and drink coffee from 7:30-8:15; then walk to work
If no gym, wake up naturally, and do everything except the gym.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: zombie-like nursing home
One alarm set if I don't have an early meeting; two alarms set (one on cell phone) if I do have an early meeting. I am usually awake before the alarm goes off.
Read Trump Tweets while still in bed. I usually get out of bed within ten minutes of waking
Jog/run 3 days per week in the morning, shower about 3 minutes.
Breakfast is usually a bowl of cereal and a boiled egg, or McDonalds sausage egg mcmuffin if I'm feeling unmotivated. I almost never skip breakfast on weekdays
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030056&forum_id=2#36462416)
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Date: July 20th, 2018 6:32 AM Author: Irate piazza
1) wake up by 5:30 (alarm set for 5:30, awake before then half the time)
2) Aderall
3) check emails, herk off, drop deuce, poast
4) gym/run (4x/week)
5) grab banana and either walk or take subway to office
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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: Bat shit crazy meetinghouse sneaky criminal
Wake up to blaring alarm clock.
Splash water in face from cup on dresser set aside for that purpose.
Stumble to bathroom for ibuprofen for pounding hangover.
Stumble back to bed for water cup to refill to wash down ibuprofen.
Barf in the shower.
Sit in barf as water streams down and contemplate life for 20 minutes.
Pound Gatorade.
Get dressed while taking deep breaths (counts as workout).
Leave for work.
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: charismatic walnut elastic band roast beef
Wake up between 5:20 and 5:30 depending on when alarm goes off. I put under pillow and it supposedly tracks my sleep to wake me up when I’m already close to a wakeful state. Will hopefully give me brain cancer.
Brush teeth and shit.
Step into pre-laid our gym clothes and at gym by 5:55.
Come home, protein shake, shower.
Change into work clothes, walk dogs, head to work.
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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: opaque coldplay fan
Alarm goes off at 7. Reset alarm for 8.
Have dream about the one who got away. Wake up a couple times in cold sweat.
Alarm goes off at 8. Invent justifications for why I don’t need to be on time for work today. Hit snooze.
8:10 hit snooze
8:20 hit snooze
8:30 email that I have a conflict and won’t be able to make 9am call. Hit snooze.
8:40 wake up, shower and dress hurriedly. Get on subway and get to work by 9:30.
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Date: July 23rd, 2018 7:59 AM Author: filthy quadroon menage
1) number of alarms set: 3. 4am, 5am, 5:15am.
2) how long you roll around in bed like a dog before actually getting up: get up immediately after last alarm.
3) shower duration: shower the night before.
4) breakfast options: oatmeal or Greek yogurt and an Atkins shake
5) notable pre-wageslave activities, e.g. poasting, lifting, reading, etc: visit Animal Rescue Site, gloss over Facebook, check XO
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