Date: July 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: unhinged ticket booth people who are hurt
Seems credited.
2000s
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/AutoAdmit#2000s
"_______________": The first intentionally blank-titled XO thread.
accidently gave guy wrong directions, should i grow a beard?
Asians: Magical?: An early chapter in XO's lovehate relationship with Asians.
Barzini's masturbation fort (picture)
blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica: It is unknown whether this 2004 meme arose independently of Colin Quashie's artwork, or whether he ripped us off.
Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today: Classic thread illustrating XO's passion for wholesome racism.
chat live with a mormon missionary is working!!!!: AutoAdmit posters vs. online LDS missionaries. Also, tubgirl.
Chicago > Stanford >>>>> Columbia/NYU: Source of the infamous Renada Deshada UChicago rant
Classmate caught me masturbating to Nicole Matisse, taking q's.
Cool guys with cool haircuts at HLS
Coughed; blood squired out of vaggy: Madcat's most memorable gross-out moment.
Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?
Did you ever "go too far" while playing as a kid?: XOer recounts fond childhood memory of vengeance on a snitch: "I was afraid someone would call the cops on us, but his mom was a drunk, so no such luck for him."
difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane?
Do asian women iron their faces every morning?
Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport: Includes BONUS PICS.
guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final
Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya: LOL, Lena Chen
Harvard College Student plagarizes and received $500,000: LOL, Kaavya Viswanathan. AutoAdmit black knights went on to poast the plagiarist's phone number and crank call her.
Help me become the most legendary gunner ever
Help me cope with adderall depedency with 3 weeks till exams: Collision of XO's main fault lines: overachieving azns, study drugs, and internet memes. Watch for an appearance by IAMADDERALL.
How did Babar the Elephant get so fucking rich?
How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise?: Notable poster :D gets pwned.
How much would you contribute to take care of Rasquach?: XO takes up a collection for a hit on Rasquatch.
HYPO: you and your hot daughter are playing naked Twister
I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!: A boastful refrigerator teaches life lessons. Thread dramatized on YouTube in 2010.
I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today: Apparently, B&N thinks Jay-Z is SPS.
I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!
i just stole my mom's credit card: LOL, College Board.
IN DIZ THRED, A REAL LATIN LOVER TEACHES YU PICKUP LINEZ.
I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate(...now my jeans smell like semen and broken dreams.")
Is there anyone here who DOESN'T sleep naked, and wtf not?
Is XOXO the new post-irony?
ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts
John Marshall: #1 in ZOMBIELAW!
Just accepted at Sullivan, accepting praise and taking questions: Mason27 offers classic fatherly advice on working at Sullivan & Cromwell.
Just fucked my dog's face and screamed PWN3D "...then it bit my dick off. fair."
Just masturbated to Pear Chan. Feeling bad about myself. Qs?
Lena Chen and the Case of the Naughty Nudie Pics
New photo from GW Law orientation
*****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up
OH NO DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED
Rejected Working-Titles for the Holocaust
Rode a public subway. Here is my report. (174)
Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating: See also NicoBlue's post, "A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown..."
Typical Day For First Year Litigation Associate
What do you think of Louis Vuitton bags?: Notable for mafoofan's elegant proof that 'Double stitched, by hand' is a contradiction.
Why do asian women travel in large, titless packs?
wiping your ass with retarded children's hair: yay or nay?
Wow...Asian UPenn 1L chick with a huge rack: Jiamie Chen learns, too late, the perils of posting pics of oneself in a titsquishing whore's outfit on Facebook.
XOXO Kindness Club Meeting Here
Yale 1L here: no offered I think for humming the batman theme "in the office with 'BIGLAW' substituted for 'Batman'. IE: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BIGLAW."
you jerks, i got pwn3d:: Barzini posts about an upcoming date with a Jewess (with Facebook pics of the chick). Another poster tracks down the girl and emails her the thread. Hilarity ensues.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36460792)