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The Decline, Fall, & Restoration of AutoAdmit: A History in Seven Volumes
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Date: July 19th, 2018 11:27 AM Author: Vivacious famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36458651) |
Date: July 19th, 2018 11:40 AM Author: Soul-stirring plum sneaky criminal garrison I feel like we are in the largest volume, the largely uninspiring Middle Class Ages. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36458726) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: Vivacious famous landscape painting me and zeke and lasko are about to set out on an expedition to find the fabled lost bort texts which they say reside in remote locations in the north and east, tended to by descendants of the remnant original class who populated the greatbort, waiting to be returned to the people that a new light may spread outward through rachian civlization if u want to come with us let me know but u need to be hardy & handy with the steel if u know what i mean, earn your keep
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Date: July 19th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Soul-stirring plum sneaky criminal garrison Can't we just build a library in Florence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36460508) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:50 PM Author: Vivacious famous landscape painting there are different paths we can take to achieve this end and we should not by a misperceived necessity limit ourselves to any one way so grave are the stakes that we face in the battle to bring renewed light to these once hallow lands; if you wish to assume responsibility for the building of a new center of learning in the region of xo florence that you may teach the brethren of the modern bort the ancient ways while we happy few and any others who would accompany us in the quest venture outward in search of the old learning to the north and east, so much the better; i lay this blessing upon you, long live the greatbort, and i wish you every success in this task you undertake; we will aim to visit you and take stock of your successes and falterings as we round back through the syrian provinces, into aegyptus, and then finally by boat across our sea into italia; we may from time to time communicate by epistle in the intervening between this last meeting and that far off day and i will make every endeavor to do so
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:28 PM Author: nofapping athletic conference 180 Young Guns and/or Warren G reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36461115) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:05 PM Author: medicated citrine chad BOOK V: the yawning empire: a story of middle class decadence, lethargy, and meandering suv threading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36460562) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Stirring background story shitlib Please break down the different epochs within autoadmit’s history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36460683) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring plum sneaky criminal garrison PR: the Age of Innocence Pre-LolSuit XO: the Golden Age Obama election and reelection: the Silver Age Trump candidacy to now: the Coppertone Age |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:37 PM Author: Stirring background story shitlib Ty, this is a fair summary. The silver age is when ITE and poasters’ hatred toward biglaw and other employment began to really show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36460760) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:40 PM Author: Floppy dilemma Seems credited.
2000s https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/AutoAdmit#2000s "_______________": The first intentionally blank-titled XO thread. accidently gave guy wrong directions, should i grow a beard? Asians: Magical?: An early chapter in XO's lovehate relationship with Asians. Barzini's masturbation fort (picture) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica: It is unknown whether this 2004 meme arose independently of Colin Quashie's artwork, or whether he ripped us off. Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today: Classic thread illustrating XO's passion for wholesome racism. chat live with a mormon missionary is working!!!!: AutoAdmit posters vs. online LDS missionaries. Also, tubgirl. Chicago > Stanford >>>>> Columbia/NYU: Source of the infamous Renada Deshada UChicago rant Classmate caught me masturbating to Nicole Matisse, taking q's. Cool guys with cool haircuts at HLS Coughed; blood squired out of vaggy: Madcat's most memorable gross-out moment. Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein? Did you ever "go too far" while playing as a kid?: XOer recounts fond childhood memory of vengeance on a snitch: "I was afraid someone would call the cops on us, but his mom was a drunk, so no such luck for him." difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane? Do asian women iron their faces every morning? Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport: Includes BONUS PICS. guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final Harvard Asian slut to be the next Kaavya: LOL, Lena Chen Harvard College Student plagarizes and received $500,000: LOL, Kaavya Viswanathan. AutoAdmit black knights went on to poast the plagiarist's phone number and crank call her. Help me become the most legendary gunner ever Help me cope with adderall depedency with 3 weeks till exams: Collision of XO's main fault lines: overachieving azns, study drugs, and internet memes. Watch for an appearance by IAMADDERALL. How did Babar the Elephant get so fucking rich? How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise?: Notable poster :D gets pwned. How much would you contribute to take care of Rasquach?: XO takes up a collection for a hit on Rasquatch. HYPO: you and your hot daughter are playing naked Twister I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!: A boastful refrigerator teaches life lessons. Thread dramatized on YouTube in 2010. I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today: Apparently, B&N thinks Jay-Z is SPS. I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!! i just stole my mom's credit card: LOL, College Board. IN DIZ THRED, A REAL LATIN LOVER TEACHES YU PICKUP LINEZ. I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate(...now my jeans smell like semen and broken dreams.") Is there anyone here who DOESN'T sleep naked, and wtf not? Is XOXO the new post-irony? ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts John Marshall: #1 in ZOMBIELAW! Just accepted at Sullivan, accepting praise and taking questions: Mason27 offers classic fatherly advice on working at Sullivan & Cromwell. Just fucked my dog's face and screamed PWN3D "...then it bit my dick off. fair." Just masturbated to Pear Chan. Feeling bad about myself. Qs? Lena Chen and the Case of the Naughty Nudie Pics New photo from GW Law orientation *****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up OH NO DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED Rejected Working-Titles for the Holocaust Rode a public subway. Here is my report. (174) Shit. I think this guy I saw today died... Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating: See also NicoBlue's post, "A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown..." Typical Day For First Year Litigation Associate What do you think of Louis Vuitton bags?: Notable for mafoofan's elegant proof that 'Double stitched, by hand' is a contradiction. Why do asian women travel in large, titless packs? wiping your ass with retarded children's hair: yay or nay? Wow...Asian UPenn 1L chick with a huge rack: Jiamie Chen learns, too late, the perils of posting pics of oneself in a titsquishing whore's outfit on Facebook. XOXO Kindness Club Meeting Here Yale 1L here: no offered I think for humming the batman theme "in the office with 'BIGLAW' substituted for 'Batman'. IE: na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BIGLAW." you jerks, i got pwn3d:: Barzini posts about an upcoming date with a Jewess (with Facebook pics of the chick). Another poster tracks down the girl and emails her the thread. Hilarity ensues.
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Date: July 19th, 2018 4:40 PM Author: Floppy dilemma https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/AutoAdmit#2000s 2010s
a pale irish girl, boiling potatoes for an asian man at breakfast: I rike a eat a omeret. I rike a eat a hash brown. I rike a eat a waffer. anonymous buttsex with seventeen beefy cholos in a barn AutoAdmit is mentioned on The Washington Post (link) Caught on Tape: Raptor devours Cheerleader COME ON DOWN TO MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA: Check the date of the OP. :D making corrugated biglaw office out of refrigerator box: MOAR mockery of XO's most famous lolsuit defendant (and mother's basement dweller). Escort-getting Master Men cum here Francesca Prout See also Chessy Prout liar Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass. Hey guys what's up (Foggy): Notable for Foggy Bottom Dreaming's pean on teh Meaning of Life. high school girls with firm healthy tits how ALPHA is my new bf (tb):The Box recounts getting chokefucked and bukkaked. i can basically tell you the origin of every xo meme since 2004 ITT: We Archive the Brutal, One-Shot Kills of XOXO ITT we record things UVT says about himself Jeremy Lin packing for All-Star Game with pink Hello Kitty luggage set jjc: "Risten i'm a chirr white blo, I rike a Donarr Tlump long time, but...": not even a parody. Kaavya Viswanathan's PARENTS DIE IN PLANE CRASH LOL: Kaavya Viswanathan learns that karma is a bitch. AutoAdmit LOLs. Ke$ha muttering "Gaga delenda est" at the end of SNL performance Kim Jong Un: "So she never came out and addressed her supporters? Shameful." Liberal nutjob inculcate small child with liberal crap (HuffPo): LOL, Amy Kieran. List of Asian Taunts Collected for Posterity lol, Francesca "Chessy" Prout vs. EncDrama AutoAdmit referees the Encyclopedia Dramatica vs. Chessy Prout liar drama my 5 year old son is gay (pic): LOL, Sarah Manley "My son likes a girl. So what?" (nytimes 2095) My trip to Chipotle (CHUNG): tl;dr: CHUNG has daydream and thinks he can convince people it really happened OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD OMG wtf is this shit: Rasquach's legendary tit-pic (See 2000s: *****Official NAKED NUDE BOOBS******Thanks Coked Up), reloaded. Ordered pizza without getting soda. owner seemed pissed Roberts Alito Kagan Soto Breyer Sykes Kavanaugh Gorsuch Thomas: Note the date of the OP. So i hung out with my zanex\meth-head friends from high school Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do? Sotomayor changing from her SCOTUS robes to her Sbarro uniform The Next Twelve Months of Nate Silver's 538.com Headlines This chameleon dood is pretty pissed someone noticed him Told secretary 'your ass looks amazing in those pants': XOer worries about getting HRpwned by shrew. XOers offer sympathy and constructive suggestions. TTT Grad Drops Knowledge, Makes Out: In the tradition of Family of Fats Shoveling Fried Fish Next To Me At Airport, poaster brand-new-me snaps a pic of a TTT hitting on a whore at the airport. UVT Dogg ft. Nyuu G. - Regurators.mp3: REGURATAHS! MOUNUR! VIDEO: Hitler is briefed about XOXO: Estrada's crush on The Box comes to naught. Dramatized in video. Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Infuriating Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030132&forum_id=2#36461052) |