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Douchebags Who Write "Senior Associate" In Their Signature Block
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison when this isn't a title at their firm / reflected on their firm website. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461426) |
Date: July 19th, 2018 6:14 PM Author: Low-t razzle-dazzle keepsake machete Kevin Kim, Esq. Senior Associate Emeritus Goldstein & Silverberg, LLP |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:17 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461465) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:17 PM Author: Adventurous field feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461467) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: awkward vigorous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461472) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Flushed sticky milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461539) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:40 PM Author: motley coral ticket booth legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461613) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: stimulating abode THIS GUY gets it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461870) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Sable Locus Soo Yung (Kevin) Kim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461916) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:39 AM Author: misunderstood university queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36464899) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Cerise heady telephone It may actually be the most pathetic title in law. It’s like a remedial class for those who couldn’t even be Counsel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461534) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:31 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison do any firms actually use it as a formal title? in the situation discussed in the OP, the people it's a self-assigned title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461544) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:35 PM Author: Slate whorehouse I think this is a title at ubershitlaw firms. See,e.g., http://www.sniderlaw.com/our-firm/attorneys/
This shitshop also has junior associates lmao |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison holy shit a NEGRO ORTHODOX JEW:
http://www.sniderlaw.com/our-firm/attorneys/justin-womack-esq/
wonder if he's a convert and married to a hot ortho jewess. i know a few. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Sable Locus hit up his linkedin on incongito mode. you won't be disappointed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461952) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison i dont have linkedin :( c&p? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462028) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: Sable Locus straight up Mashgiach
Summary Attorney admitted in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the State of Maryland.
Experience Jr. Associate Snider & Associates, LLC October 2015 – Present (2 years 10 months) Justin M. Womack is a Junior Associate at Snider & Associates, LLC. Mr. Womack attended Suffolk University where he earned his JD/MBA. Given his business acumen and previous negotiations experience, Mr. Womack worked as a Contracts Specialist negotiating high dollar defense contracts with the US Government, Foreign Governments, and Private Industry. Additionally, Mr. Womack has experience in consumer protection, as a Legal Intern for the Massachusetts Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation, and in Antitrust, as an Associate for the Maryland Office of the Attorney General. Currently, Mr. Womack works in federal sector labor union FLSA grievances and complaints before the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
Mr. Womack is licensed to practice law in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the State of Maryland.
Areas of Practice
Employment law - Employee Labor law Arbitration EEOC and MSPB hearings Employee Discipline Overtime violations Wage and Hour violations Fair Labor Standards Act Disability discrimination Reasonable Accommodation Sexual Harassment Gender discrimination Age discrimination Race Discrimination National Origin Discrimination Religious Discrimination Religious Accommodation discrimination Litigation and Appeals Government Agencies
http://sniderlaw.com/pages/profilewomack.html
Associate (Summer) Maryland Office of the Attorney General, Antitrust Division April 2015 – August 2015 (5 months) The Associate position is a intensive internship that allows young attorneys to get experience in complex practice areas. Specifically, I support the Division Chief by conducting legal research on issues affecting antitrust litigation.
Manager/ OU Mashgiach Accents Grill/ Serengeti Resturant April 2015 – June 2015 (3 months) As the Manager I take care of customer issues and expedite orders. Additionally, I am a Mashgiach under the Orthodox Union and work to ensure the kashrus of our food.
AAI Corporation Contracts Specialist AAI Corporation October 2013 – October 2014 (1 year 1 month)Hunt Valley, Maryland As a Contracts Specialist, I review and amend proposed terms and conditions for projects and purchase orders. I also manage relationships with prime contractor buyers. Additionally, I draft and submit proposed pricing letters to buyers. I analyze relevant provisions of the FAR and DFARS for inclusion in contracts and proposals. Finally, I manage internal relationships between business development, contracts, and program management.
Attended: The Public Contracting Institute's Masters Course In Government Contracting
Attended: FAR Bootcamp
Legal Intern Massachusetts Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation September 2012 – May 2013 (9 months) As a legal intern, I researched the implications of the Affordable Care Act on Massachusetts' existing healthcare exchange. I also developed an investigative file for the Undersecretary regarding consumer compliance in healthcare. Additionally, I drafted decisions for administrative hearings brought by the Commonwealth against Home Improvement Contractors. Finally, I researched and drafted regulations in support of recent consumer protection legislation.
Summer Judicial Clerk Roxbury Division of the Boston Municipal Court May 2011 – July 2011 (3 months) As a Summer Judicial Clerk, I conducted legal research on the 4th Amendment and suppression matters under Massachusetts law. Based on this research, I drafted memorandum for the advocating for or against the suppression of seized property. Finally, I drafted an appellate decision for the regarding the denial of insurance benefits on theory of misrepresentation by the insured.
Parature Sales Associate Parature June 2007 – February 2010 (2 years 9 months) As a Sales Associate, I prospected and brought in new deals for the company. Specifically, I maintained scheduling for representatives, qualified business, and sold prospects on the value of our product. As a part of the sales team I gained training in Solution Selling through the Sandler Sales Institute. I was consistently a contributor to the monthly quota of my team through exceeding my expected ramp time by months and operating at 130% of quota for March of 2008.
Bond to Bond Mentoring Intern Johns Hopkins Hospital 2000 – 2006 (6 years)Baltimore, Maryland Area I interned in numerous capacities throughout Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions. Detailed is listed below for my Financial Analysis Internship and International Internship experiences.
Johns Hopkins Financial Analysis Internship, (2005) I gathered information for due diligence to assist senior analyst in evaluating new facilities and business partnerships. Additionally, I led client meeting with external affiliates to build scope of projects and make recommendations. Finally, I completed competitive analysis to assess the benefit of Hopkins offering additional pharmaceutical facilities.
Johns Hopkins International Intern (2004) I worked with Medical Second Opinion to provide evaluations on the treatment of overseas patients and compiled sensitive medical data covered under HIPAA.
Education Suffolk University - Sawyer School of Management Suffolk University - Sawyer School of Management MBA, Business, 3.630 2010 – 2013 Suffolk University Law School Suffolk University Law School JD, Law, 3.093 2010 – 2013 Deans List (2010-2011, Summer 2011, 2012-2013), Distinguished Oral Advocate in First Year Legal Practice Skills Course (2011), and Suffolk Law Fellowship in Consumer Regulation and Advocacy (2012-2013)
Activities and Societies: The Federalist Society: Vice President of Operations, Press and Public Relations/Recruitment Chairperson
Gettysburg College Gettysburg College BA, Philosophy, 2.920 2003 – 2007 While at Gettysburg I was an active member of Greek Life, member of the Tae Kwon Do club and Philosophy Major. Apart from spending time on campus I managed to maintain 3 jobs simultaneously and complete numerous internships. My Senior Thesis was on the theology of St. Irenaeus of Lyon and his Theodicy as seen through the Interpretation of John Hick. Additional studies focused on Chinese language and culture, Theology,Ethics, and Law.
Activities and Societies: Lambda Chi Alpha, Tae Kwon DO Club, Bullet Hole Staff, Gap Outlet Staff, Italian Taxi Staff
Volunteer Experience & Causes Romney for President Volunteer Law Student/Election Day Observer Romney for President November 2012 – November 2012 (1 month)Politics BPM Scholar Black Professional Men 2003 – 2010 (7 years)Education BPM serves as mentors and role models for young African-American men, 8th grade and above, primarily in and around the Baltimore metro region.
Causes Justin cares about: Animal Welfare Politics Skills & Endorsements Join LinkedIn to see Justin’s skills, endorsements, and full profile Join now Courses Suffolk University Law School Advanced Legal Writing Analysis of Wells Fargo/ Wachovia Merger (Directed Study) Banking Law Basic Federal Income Tax Civil Procedure Constitutional Law Contracts Corporations Criminal Law ERISA Evidence Family Law Investment Management Regulation LLCs, Agency, and Partnerships Legal Practice Skills Professional Responsibility Property Secured Transactions Securities Regulation Torts Transactional Law and Practice Suffolk University - Sawyer School of Management Conflicts and Negotiations Corporate Financial Reporting Economic Analysis Effective Career Planing Information Management for a Competitive Advantage Issues in Federal Taxation Managing in a Global Environment Managing in the Ethical and Legal Environment Managing in the International Legal Environmnet Marketing Mergers and Acquisitions Operations and Data Analysis Organizational Behavior Strategic Management Value Based Financial Analysis Projects Dodd-Frank and The Regulation of Hedge Funds 2013 – 2013 Researched, drafted, and submitted a paper analyzing the implications of Dodd-Frank on the regulation of hedge funds. Specifically focused on the development of concern around Hedge Funds that gained momentum after the collapse of Long Term Capital Management. Developed understanding of systemic risk and Form PF is a method of risk abatement.
Team members: Justin Womack, JD/MBA The Wells Fargo/Wachovia Merger and How Business Purpose Applies 2011 – 2011 Researched, drafted, and submitted a paper evaluating the tax free merger between Wachovia and Wells Fargo in light of the Internal Revenue Code's requirement for a valid business purpose. Includes a survey of the type of mergers available in §368 of the code. Detailed analysis of Gregory v. Helvering, its progeny, and Treas. Reg. § 1.368.
Team members: Justin Womack, JD/MBA Organizations Society of Federal Labor & Employee Relations Professionals Starting March 2016 National Contract Management Association December 2013 – 2014 Recommendations A preview of what LinkedIn members have to say about Justin:
Justin's razor-sharp focus on achieving goals and his creative, out-of-the-box thinking to continually improve his performance put Justin in the top 1% of people you want to work with and have on your team. He is truly an exceptional, dedicated and well-rounded individual who consistently puts forth time and effort beyond expectations. See more Justin is an aggressive young man who’s well on his way to success in this crazy, but profitable, field of professional sales! He’s very goal oriented and approaches his personal and performance objectives in a thoughtful and strategic manner. He combines his personal skills with a thoughtful and appreciative consideration of the advice from others. While demonstrating the determination and ability to exceed his goals, he also has proven to work very well in a team environment, helping others to succeed too. Justin is an asset in any organization he’s a part of. See more |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison holy shit. got to be a convert. i bet people know him in ortho circles.
why would he put 2.9 GPA on his linkedin? |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:39 PM Author: impressive chestnut weed whacker halford It's funny how every single one of them is instantly outted as ttt purely from clothing and phenotype. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461607) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: glittery apoplectic location filthpig I don't see any neon blue or olive green shirts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461645) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: impressive chestnut weed whacker halford Not a single goddamn one of them is wearing an acceptable tie except MAYBE statman, if you're being very very generous, but the Enterprise Rent-A-Car manager prole-face is out in full force (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461660) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:39 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison the orthojew name partner claims to have served in the US army http://www.sniderlaw.com/our-firm/attorneys/michael-j-snider-esq/
US Army – Ft. Detrick, MD |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: Slate whorehouse I had a case against him early in my career. He’s slimy. Probably rich tho. He got an award against a federal agency in a wage-hour case that was well Inyo the tens of millions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461642) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison u can see the slime in his beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461655) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Sable Locus he absolutely was some sort of flunky or legal counsel for the biotech research branch there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461929) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison good. would be maf if he served the usa instead of israel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461936) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Crawly supple mediation plaza Listing dem Penn State minors >25 years after graduation: "minor – Business and Political Science"
Half expect to see Golden Key on there. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:41 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison wtf is a "fellow" at yale:
Mr. Fuchs has been a fellow at Yale University, the John Carter Brown Library, the Folger Shakespeare Library, and the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. His musical review, “Kal v’Homer,” was performed at the Jerusalem Plaza (now the Sheraton). He has run three New York marathons, as well as the New Mexico Merathon. He has given papers on historical topics all over the United States, as well as in France, Holland, and Israel. He speaks Italian, French, and Hebrew.
http://www.sniderlaw.com/our-firm/attorneys/james-fuchs/ |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: glittery apoplectic location filthpig Fellow means they give you a room on campus and you can do w/e you want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461725) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison why would yale give him a room at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461729) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: glittery apoplectic location filthpig Because he was a SCHOLAR. Now look at him: he's a mere scholar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461754) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: razzmatazz alcoholic church building degenerate New Mexico Merathon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36464927) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: Bearded pisswyrm JFC Jews WTF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462510) |
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Date: July 20th, 2018 11:19 AM Author: mind-boggling stag film It looks like they do employment law, which is often fee shifting. The Senior Associate title is just a way to make it sound like the firm should get more money per hour for these guys when they file fee applications. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36465104) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: violet parlour antidepressant drug "graduating in the top 21% of his class . . . Mr. Swensen is currently one of three Senior Associates at Wilenchik & Bartness."
http://www.wb-law.com/members/tyler-swensen/ |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison ROFL @ this fat dumb goy. literally looks like a farm animal:
>> He also speaks fluent German and has represented German citizens who were forced to defend themselves against lawsuits in Arizona. |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: Domesticated appetizing house water buffalo Orrick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461648) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:22 PM Author: Crawly supple mediation plaza cr. Associate -> "Managing Associate" -> "Senior Associate"
I'd be embarrassed to refer to myself as either of the second two titles.
http://www.abajournal.com/files/Schedules_with_Orrick_Logo.pdf |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: Cracking jade trust fund Most of the brit firms use this as a formal title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462165) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:31 PM Author: Flushed sticky milk i’ve never actually seen this; can’t imagine someone would last long in the hallways if they added something like that to their sig block (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461549) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:35 PM Author: Cerise heady telephone I’ve seen it in midlaw and ID shops as an actual title. The galley slaves of the legal fleet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461568) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:36 PM Author: Flushed sticky milk may the light one day shine again on their godlost faces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461581) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:40 PM Author: Cerise heady telephone I’ve heard that could be bad for their leprosy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461615) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:40 PM Author: Bespoke silver azn wrinkle Jewy McGoldberg, Managing Senior Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461612) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:41 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison was that orrick that did this? do they still do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461625) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:42 PM Author: Bespoke silver azn wrinkle they should have put kills name first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461629) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:46 PM Author: Slate whorehouse They still do that. We recently hired a lateral from there and I looked her up before interviewing her and was like wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461657) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison remind me why they did this. i recall it a post ITE thing to avoid paying lockstep somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461668) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Slate whorehouse No idea but yeah they pay in “bands” after year 3-4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461755) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Sable Locus i think i tallied it up once and orrick had 13 different titles for attorneys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461934) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: glittery apoplectic location filthpig This is all they have. Why won't you let them have this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461635) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:00 PM Author: awkward vigorous kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36461738) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Hyperactive territorial church tattoo general practice at my firm is not to put a title in (unless you're not barred and need to indicate as such) - I prefer this approach because as a senior associate, some clients assume I'm a partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462410) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison cr. prole tell to put a title in at all. titles are for paralegals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462419) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Sable Locus my firm tried to insist on titles and most of us rebelled because it absolutely destroys your biz dev, especially with foreigners who don't know better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462427) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: Carmine excitant foreskin garrison it's on the firm bio anyway. it's just embarrassing to have to put in an email (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462429) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: glittery apoplectic location filthpig preferred pronouns? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462485) |
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Date: July 19th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Bearded pisswyrm I am “Sr. Ass.” at my firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4030449&forum_id=2#36462580) |