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ITT: Baseball Game Faggot Tells

showing up late to the game leaving before the game is ov...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
doing a scorecard
galvanic crotch plaza
  07/30/18
no, faggot, scoring is prestigious and manly as fuck.
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
nah
galvanic crotch plaza
  07/30/18
...
Aromatic chestnut step-uncle's house tattoo
  07/31/18
...
Aggressive Hall Trump Supporter
  07/31/18
Outed as a fag for calling it "doing a scorecard"
cracking roast beef spot
  08/01/18
...
charismatic locus
  08/01/18
missing an inning and a half waiting on line for the "f...
Insanely creepy stead
  07/30/18
using the idiom "waiting on line"
floppy nudist church idea he suggested
  07/30/18
...
lascivious wine field alpha
  07/30/18
...
razzle-dazzle den
  07/30/18
(guy from a TTT part of the country)
Mischievous space
  07/31/18
cr; leave it at eating "fancy food" tbf
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
My best friend got in the majors for 2 seasons after he grad...
Soul-stirring sepia factory reset button
  07/30/18
was he scouted at the UVA Law invitational softball tourney
Sticky hospital dopamine
  07/31/18
...
salmon mind-boggling lay affirmative action
  08/01/18
yeah pitching codes recruited all over oci.
excitant bisexual gunner
  07/31/18
not sitting in the ouendan and singing a cheer song for ever...
lascivious wine field alpha
  07/30/18
choosing to sit in a lower deck seat in LF/RF rather than an...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
wtf? Outfield bleachers are 180
thirsty awkward chad principal's office
  07/30/18
cr
lascivious wine field alpha
  07/30/18
i mean lower deck seats along the foul lines well past the b...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
wearing NFL/NBA jersey from other team in city.
outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant
  07/30/18
more niggerish than faggy.
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
eating any hot food other than hot dog
outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant
  07/30/18
wearing a yarmulke on top of a baseball cap
floppy nudist church idea he suggested
  07/30/18
what about under?
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
...
Stirring Dilemma
  07/31/18
wearing an old jersey of a former star on your team even tho...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
WRONG
lascivious wine field alpha
  07/30/18
hehe
orange library
  07/30/18
your last point is an interesting one and goes with a clip t...
orange library
  07/30/18
good 1
lascivious wine field alpha
  07/30/18
great one.
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
cr
floppy nudist church idea he suggested
  07/30/18
...
odious at-the-ready twinkling uncleanness office
  08/01/18
bringing a woman who doesnt know the basic rules of baseball...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
cr is to have a non-sportsnut gf who doesn't really understa...
outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant
  07/30/18
...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/30/18
Cr. Thats my wife
gaped mediation
  07/31/18
(xo poaster @ Club Mandingo)
thirsty awkward chad principal's office
  08/01/18
...
lascivious wine field alpha
  08/01/18
...
salmon mind-boggling lay affirmative action
  08/01/18
wearing a team jersey with your own name on it i'm guilty...
Milky stock car
  07/31/18
what if some prole gets a jersey of a player with the same n...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
It's a prole tell to share a surname with a baseball player.
Razzmatazz doctorate station
  07/31/18
generally true unless it's it's bregman or green or braun or...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
lol at you constantly pretending that jews aren't the bigges...
unhinged reading party base
  07/31/18
i would get one of the other players' jerseys so my "fr...
Milky stock car
  07/31/18
Why is leaving early a prole tell? If you leave when the gam...
Aqua Locale Multi-billionaire
  07/31/18
it's a faggot tell, not a prole tell. this thread is about f...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
Still a fagot tell if it’s not a close game?
Aqua Locale Multi-billionaire
  07/31/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038295&mc=3...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
Non-prole MLB cities don't have subways.
Aromatic chestnut step-uncle's house tattoo
  07/31/18
sits down the lines with my infant/toddler, watches infant/t...
charismatic locus
  07/31/18
Grown man asking for autographs
twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  07/31/18
...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
Getting angry at the ump and shouting ‘hey blue!’
twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  07/31/18
more drunken prole than faggot, perhaps?
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
Yea it’s always when it’s just quiet enough that some prole ...
twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  07/31/18
I like to shout "which one's your kid hehehe"
cracking roast beef spot
  08/01/18
Getting loud when the giant screen says get loud
twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  07/31/18
that's more prole than faggot
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
...
lascivious wine field alpha
  08/01/18
...
Sticky hospital dopamine
  08/01/18
Screaming for a beer from the beer guy
gaped mediation
  07/31/18
THE FUCKING WAVE
charismatic locus
  07/31/18
Doing “the wave” Bouncing a beach ball in the bleachers ...
Appetizing fuchsia home community account
  07/31/18
wtf are u supposed to do w the beach ball if it comes right ...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
*BOOM heading ball like a dolphin*
orange library
  08/01/18
...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  08/01/18
...
thirsty awkward chad principal's office
  08/01/18
Doing the wave
Vigorous Brunch Depressive
  07/31/18
I guess I'm pretty gay. I always show up late.
Chrome digit ratio elastic band
  07/31/18
Wearing a suit with a baseball cap
Cheese-eating tan dingle berry
  07/31/18
what if you're a GM?
High-end marvelous lettuce
  07/31/18
Then you should follow Billy Beane's example of never attend...
Cheese-eating tan dingle berry
  07/31/18
the wave and beach balls are 180 fuck you fags
lascivious wine field alpha
  08/01/18
...
outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant
  08/01/18
(Guy from inland empire attending his first dodgers game)
Appetizing fuchsia home community account
  08/01/18
wearing a glove (exception if you're at the game with your k...
Motley half-breed yarmulke
  08/01/18
the last one is an enormous prole tell (maybe one of the big...
floppy nudist church idea he suggested
  08/01/18
I think it's fine to move to better seats near the end of th...
Cheese-eating tan dingle berry
  08/01/18
I used to go to hockey games as a kid with an uncle. 90% of...
floppy nudist church idea he suggested
  08/01/18
i think moving to empty better seats is fine. but i grew up ...
lascivious wine field alpha
  08/01/18
cr to 1st two. 3rd one is a retard tell. just move once to b...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  08/01/18
I was referencing people who sit in better seats from the be...
Motley half-breed yarmulke
  08/01/18
yeah, that's faggy. sit in your original seats. then move to...
High-end marvelous lettuce
  08/01/18
not wanting to run your tongue all over genie bouchard's fee...
azure startled milk
  08/01/18
wrong sport reh
High-end marvelous lettuce
  08/01/18


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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

showing up late to the game

leaving before the game is over

using "social media" on your phone during the game

grown men bringing glove to catch a foul ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523061)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: galvanic crotch plaza

doing a scorecard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523072)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

no, faggot, scoring is prestigious and manly as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523078)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: galvanic crotch plaza

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523144)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Aromatic chestnut step-uncle's house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36528875)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Aggressive Hall Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529517)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: cracking roast beef spot

Outed as a fag for calling it "doing a scorecard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534035)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: charismatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534065)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stead

missing an inning and a half waiting on line for the "fancy food"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523095)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: floppy nudist church idea he suggested

using the idiom "waiting on line"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523102)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523108)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523119)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Mischievous space

(guy from a TTT part of the country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36528925)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

cr; leave it at eating "fancy food" tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523103)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sepia factory reset button

My best friend got in the majors for 2 seasons after he graduated law school and his stories were some of the most boring things I've ever heard. Sometimes id find myself thinking to myself that anything in law has to be better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523110)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sticky hospital dopamine

was he scouted at the UVA Law invitational softball tourney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529055)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 5:25 AM
Author: salmon mind-boggling lay affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532588)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: excitant bisexual gunner

yeah pitching codes recruited all over oci.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36530017)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

not sitting in the ouendan and singing a cheer song for every batter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523116)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

choosing to sit in a lower deck seat in LF/RF rather than an upper deck right behind home plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523117)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: thirsty awkward chad principal's office

wtf? Outfield bleachers are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523150)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523157)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

i mean lower deck seats along the foul lines well past the bases, on the lower deck. not outfield bleachers. faggots who think lower deck seats are good seats pay lots of money, and dont have a clue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523183)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant

wearing NFL/NBA jersey from other team in city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523118)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

more niggerish than faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523132)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant

eating any hot food other than hot dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523128)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: floppy nudist church idea he suggested

wearing a yarmulke on top of a baseball cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523137)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

what about under?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523141)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Stirring Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36530009)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

wearing an old jersey of a former star on your team even though he's been traded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523140)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

WRONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523147)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: orange library

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523156)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: orange library

your last point is an interesting one and goes with a clip that i recently saw which exhibits another one I would add.

a couple days ago, i saw one of those top play countdowns and one of them was a scorched foul ball down the LF line that one-hops into the front row and is snagged by a guy wearing an oafishly large glove; it almost looked like a novelty sized prop. ok, great play guy.

what goes unnoticed is that occupying the 4-5 seats right next to him is some faggot family with little kids NOT GIVING ANY FUCKS about what's going on. They didn't even react to the guy right next to them catching the foul ball. If he wasn't there, one of the kids honestly would have gotten killed.

so my faggot tell would be going to the stadium and not engaging in the game with your kids and treating it like one of those jerkoff bars that people bring their dogs and screeching toddlers to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523143)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

good 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523154)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523160)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: floppy nudist church idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523218)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready twinkling uncleanness office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532597)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

bringing a woman who doesnt know the basic rules of baseball and making everyone around you listen to you yap the entire time about the rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523172)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant

cr is to have a non-sportsnut gf who doesn't really understand but is cheerful and roots for the team sort of like when a dog gets happy when it sees ur excited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523181)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36523192)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: gaped mediation

Cr. Thats my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529049)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: thirsty awkward chad principal's office

(xo poaster @ Club Mandingo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534825)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 4:34 AM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532556)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: salmon mind-boggling lay affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532589)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Milky stock car

wearing a team jersey with your own name on it

i'm guilty of this one myself but getting club seats and spending most of the game at the indoor club bar watching on tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36528885)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

what if some prole gets a jersey of a player with the same name as him

cr to #2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36528979)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz doctorate station

It's a prole tell to share a surname with a baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529013)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

generally true unless it's it's bregman or green or braun or koufax or the like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529046)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: unhinged reading party base

lol at you constantly pretending that jews aren't the biggest proles out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529123)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Milky stock car

i would get one of the other players' jerseys so my "friends" didn't think I was a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529025)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Aqua Locale Multi-billionaire

Why is leaving early a prole tell? If you leave when the game ends you’ll be stuck with a million proles on the subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529041)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

it's a faggot tell, not a prole tell. this thread is about faggot tells, not prole tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529053)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Aqua Locale Multi-billionaire

Still a fagot tell if it’s not a close game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529060)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038295&mc=35&forum_id=2#36522745

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529075)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Aromatic chestnut step-uncle's house tattoo

Non-prole MLB cities don't have subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529539)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: charismatic locus

sits down the lines with my infant/toddler, watches infant/toddler get nailed with a screaming foul liner since i'm a helpless fag without a glove who feels entitled to sit in the best seats in the house, sues mlb for not protecting me with nets that obstruct the view for all the non-faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529092)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen

Grown man asking for autographs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529099)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529128)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen

Getting angry at the ump and shouting ‘hey blue!’

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529104)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

more drunken prole than faggot, perhaps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529137)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen

Yea it’s always when it’s just quiet enough that some prole wants to draw attention to himself and shouts something he thinks is funny rather than a prestigious low-bass boo after an important botched call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529151)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: cracking roast beef spot

I like to shout "which one's your kid hehehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534068)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: twisted school cafeteria liquid oxygen

Getting loud when the giant screen says get loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529113)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

that's more prole than faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529130)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 4:35 AM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532557)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Sticky hospital dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534628)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: gaped mediation

Screaming for a beer from the beer guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529115)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic locus

THE FUCKING WAVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529117)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Appetizing fuchsia home community account

Doing “the wave”

Bouncing a beach ball in the bleachers

Not singing along to TMOTTBG

Not standing and putting cap over heart during anthe

Not wearing a cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529131)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

wtf are u supposed to do w the beach ball if it comes right to you? take it and stab it with your keys? let it fall on the floor in front of you? seems like it's a no-win and you're forced to just hit it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529500)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: orange library

*BOOM heading ball like a dolphin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532555)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36533554)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: thirsty awkward chad principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36533561)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Brunch Depressive

Doing the wave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529166)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Chrome digit ratio elastic band

I guess I'm pretty gay. I always show up late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529178)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tan dingle berry

Wearing a suit with a baseball cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36529972)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

what if you're a GM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36530001)



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Date: July 31st, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tan dingle berry

Then you should follow Billy Beane's example of never attending games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36530143)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 4:36 AM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

the wave and beach balls are 180 fuck you fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532558)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 5:01 AM
Author: outnumbered maniacal tanning salon immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36532578)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing fuchsia home community account

(Guy from inland empire attending his first dodgers game)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36533937)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Motley half-breed yarmulke

wearing a glove (exception if you're at the game with your kids)

eating non-ballpark food e.g. sushi, clam chowder

constantly moving in and out of empty seats that are better than yours (this seriously pisses me off)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36533994)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: floppy nudist church idea he suggested

the last one is an enormous prole tell (maybe one of the biggest) but I'll accept that it's a faggot tell too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534004)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tan dingle berry

I think it's fine to move to better seats near the end of the game if a lot of people have left but you shouldn't be constantly doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534027)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: floppy nudist church idea he suggested

I used to go to hockey games as a kid with an uncle. 90% of the time we'd have no tickets at all and have to wait outside until he'd negotiated to his satisfaction with 20 different scalpers. then we'd go in, sit for five minutes in our inevitably shitty seats, and then plinko down the arena at every break in the action.

was it fun at the end to be sitting at third row center ice? sure. was it exhausting, embarrassing, and resulted in never actually getting to see much of the game? yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534063)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: lascivious wine field alpha

i think moving to empty better seats is fine. but i grew up prole so you could be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534086)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

cr to 1st two. 3rd one is a retard tell. just move once to better seats; no need to move more than once to awesome seats unless you're stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534550)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Motley half-breed yarmulke

I was referencing people who sit in better seats from the beginning of the game (and then move to other better seats when people sitting in those seats show up)

I was at a baseball game in box seats a few weeks ago and watched 3 assholes do this for the first 3 innings of the game. Finally the attendant kicked them out of the section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534873)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

yeah, that's faggy. sit in your original seats. then move to great seats ONCE after the 4th-5th inning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534899)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: azure startled milk

not wanting to run your tongue all over genie bouchard's feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534832)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: High-end marvelous lettuce

wrong sport reh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4038348&forum_id=2#36534853)