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West coast litigation prole tells

Having your text misaligned with the line numbers on your pl...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
Unforgivable.
Brindle cocky shitlib
  08/02/18
Home office in E.D. Cal.
Floppy institution hissy fit
  08/02/18
bar number in the 300 thousands
dashing insane kitty
  08/02/18
Having an office in LA somewhere other than downtown or CC.
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
(jelly af insurance defense associate watching cslg's bentle...
Floppy institution hissy fit
  08/02/18
Shitlaw dukes like CSLG own their proleness
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
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painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
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costumed corner
  08/02/18
Signing the example verification in the form rogs when you p...
violet mad cow disease
  08/02/18
What about forgetting to fill in the notice of motion? I.E. ...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
California civil procedure is so fucking retarded.
Brindle cocky shitlib
  08/02/18
Filing a verified complaint in federal court
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
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cerebral frum school ape
  08/02/18
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Unholy jet filthpig set
  08/02/18
retarded as fuck CA fed courts make u do this stupid lined p...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
I'm surprised. I figured patent-mos would be all about being...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
eh, no need to line by line cite the opposition to the motio...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
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Adventurous Office
  08/02/18
Is putting the year in the middle of the citation prestigiou...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
you mean like AssFaggot v. HojRasko (2018) 9 Cal.5th 67?
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
Yeah
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
that's just proper ca style and crusty lifetime ca appellate...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
isnt the BB fully allowed in ca stattte courts?
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
technically, i don't think so 0% of superior court judges...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
seems technically yes -- http://www.courts.ca.gov/cms/rules/...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
i'll be damned. i wonder if that changed recently.
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
There was this Family Court judge in North County here, some...
Stimulating Judgmental Property
  08/02/18
CA manual of style? *insanely* prole. seeing that in fed cou...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
for some reason using fed style in state court briefs is a b...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
the bluebook is always credited, and it's prole to cater to ...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
Cr hate that middle citation podunk state court garbage
dashing insane kitty
  08/02/18
it's awful. looks uber hideous when it's a non-CA case: c...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
(guy who wears white after labor day, brown shoes in town, a...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
Nah the aloof, above it all shtick is classic biglaw. Almost...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
"general objections" in discovery responses &qu...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
You wouldn't believe how many cases I've seen turn on genera...
Brindle cocky shitlib
  08/02/18
having no numerical footers on filed documents
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
what's a numerical footer? u mean page number?
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
no i mean internal firm document numbers
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
oh. firm doc # on a filed doc is a prole tell in any coast o...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
most of the v-whatever firms i litigate against leave their ...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
not in my experience. most v-whatever firms take them off. i...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
by TTT firms i meant wannabe biglaw/midlaw real shitfirms...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
rofl does he have a secy banging shit on a typewriter? what ...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
he's some shit plaintiffs lawyer thats in trial all the time...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
wonder how much this guy makes. doubt he has sophisticated a...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
60-65?
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
Biglaw firms can show off when they file document 13523589.2...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
CR
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
...
Unholy jet filthpig set
  08/02/18
...
costumed corner
  08/02/18
False. Real biglaw firms put the trailer just on the cover o...
Crystalline Theater Stage
  08/02/18
Having a picture watermark in the left margin of your pleadi...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
wtf? examples?
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
A lot of firms have logos they put
narrow-minded temple
  08/02/18
like the firm logo? wtf this isnt letterhead
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
https://danagentrylv.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/20151009-p-...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
jfc that's horrible. looks like some prole court reporter cr...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
what's the MOT above the first guy's name? member of the tri...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
probably the beginning of the word "motion" that g...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
It does mean "motion," but it's this weird ass Nev...
violet mad cow disease
  08/02/18
NIGHT COURT EXHIBIT LIST. --> *Types NIG*
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
lol what the fuck
Unholy jet filthpig set
  08/02/18
http://www.clarkcountycourts.us/departments/clerk/document-c...
violet mad cow disease
  08/02/18
Why don't those losers have electronic filing that would aut...
Brindle cocky shitlib
  08/02/18
prole tell: knowing this
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
...
Appetizing Roast Beef Rigor
  08/02/18
Prole tell: having a Nevada office.
pea-brained den
  08/02/18
...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
...
Crystalline Theater Stage
  08/02/18
LJL at this. Had a case in Nevada once and they talked shit ...
Crystalline Theater Stage
  08/02/18
Google this Eglet guy. He slays verdicts. Donates big to Jud...
Exhilarant nowag meetinghouse
  08/02/18
asking opposing counsel for some meet and confer
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
California M&C is credited. You can shoot the shit for 1...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
unless opposing counsel is a woman
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
Then you just poast while she delivers her 45 minute monolog...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
i loled when i read that article about women trial lawyers a...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
Being obnoxiously combative
narrow-minded temple
  08/02/18
Noticing PMQ depos in federal court
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
wtf is a pmq depo?
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
The California version of 30(b)(6)
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
calling a PMK depo a "PMQ depo"
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
prole tell: using either of these acronyms
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
(Boomer who refuses to use the term "collateral estoppe...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
Cool kids use issue preclusion and claim preclusion.
Brindle cocky shitlib
  08/02/18
litigating in any court not located in SD, LA, or the Bay Ar...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
*Gibson Dunn OC associate seeths, throws his laptop at the w...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
*Gibson Dunn OC associate getting sent to San Bernardino to ...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
using "whereas" in settlement agreements, "co...
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
arent these universal prole tells?
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
Owns one tie.
black crackhouse karate
  08/02/18
San Francisco tell
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
shows up for hearing in ED Cal but isn't admitted there.
electric hilarious psychic
  08/02/18
will they not let you do PHV?
cobalt halford
  08/02/18
they'll admit you straight up. but LA and SF bros cruise int...
electric hilarious psychic
  08/02/18
four unnecessary words
drunken slimy garrison
  08/02/18
...
painfully honest shrine
  08/02/18
...
electric hilarious psychic
  08/02/18
naming Doe defendants in federal court
Unholy jet filthpig set
  08/02/18
...
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
Naming 100 doe defendants in a simple contract dispute
Spectacular personal credit line pozpig
  08/02/18
MODS
Appetizing Roast Beef Rigor
  08/02/18
Lol, why do they do this?
black crackhouse karate
  08/02/18
placeholders
Thriller telephone brunch
  08/31/18


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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Having your text misaligned with the line numbers on your pleading paper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538531)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Brindle cocky shitlib

Unforgivable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541909)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Floppy institution hissy fit

Home office in E.D. Cal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538537)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: dashing insane kitty

bar number in the 300 thousands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538545)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Having an office in LA somewhere other than downtown or CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538546)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Floppy institution hissy fit

(jelly af insurance defense associate watching cslg's bentley pull out of la superior)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538568)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Shitlaw dukes like CSLG own their proleness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538572)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538662)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: costumed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540068)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

Signing the example verification in the form rogs when you propound them. This is more "being a retard" tell but I've seen it many times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538563)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

What about forgetting to fill in the notice of motion? I.E. the Motion says "Summary judgment should be granted for three reasons:" And then nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538571)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Brindle cocky shitlib

California civil procedure is so fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541916)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Filing a verified complaint in federal court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538576)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: cerebral frum school ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Unholy jet filthpig set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539743)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

retarded as fuck CA fed courts make u do this stupid lined paper bullshit. ljl at patent lit in n.d.cal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

I'm surprised. I figured patent-mos would be all about being able to cite line by line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538674)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

eh, no need to line by line cite the opposition to the motion to compel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538677)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Is putting the year in the middle of the citation prestigious or just a boomer tell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538679)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

you mean like AssFaggot v. HojRasko (2018) 9 Cal.5th 67?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538689)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

that's just proper ca style and crusty lifetime ca appellate court chambers attorneys will disapprove if you don't use it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538694)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

isnt the BB fully allowed in ca stattte courts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538702)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

technically, i don't think so

0% of superior court judges will give a fuck

appellate justices will frown and grumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538737)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:49 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

seems technically yes -- http://www.courts.ca.gov/cms/rules/index.cfm?title=one&linkid=rule1_200

the tttrial court judges prob dont give a fuck bc they dont read briefs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538744)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

i'll be damned. i wonder if that changed recently.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538747)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Judgmental Property

There was this Family Court judge in North County here, some decrepit boomer, I'll see if I can find him after I post this.

Anyways, there was a motion hearing and one of the attorneys realized this judge didn't read his brief so he requested a continuance saying his client was being denied due process.

The judge denied the continuance saying the client was getting due process just being in the courtroom and the judge said he didn't need to read briefs for litigants to get due process.

The attorney appealed all the way up to the Cal Supreme Court and lost. The Court agreed with the boomer judge.

Now this judge had been a family law judge forever and he loved doing it for 30 years or something so they sent him over to do criminal misdemeanor arraignments which is bottom of the barrel work for judges. All you do is take non-guilty pleas all day and set bail.

His shtick is that when someone is being arraigned for a DUI, the boomer judge pulls out a wallet-sized photo of a 7-year-old girl and starts *yelling* at the defendant, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS LITTLE GIRL! SHE GOT KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER!" and so on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541612)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

CA manual of style? *insanely* prole. seeing that in fed court briefs is an huge prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538687)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

for some reason using fed style in state court briefs is a biglaw tell. i would think that biglaw litigators would be anal enough to use correct style for each court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538692)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

the bluebook is always credited, and it's prole to cater to some ttt state shitcourt's prole styles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538695)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: dashing insane kitty

Cr hate that middle citation podunk state court garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538700)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

it's awful. looks uber hideous when it's a non-CA case:

cock v balls (9th cir. 2000) 124 f.3d 456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538727)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

(guy who wears white after labor day, brown shoes in town, and couchsurfers' panties because it's "prole to cater to other styles")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538728)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:28 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Nah the aloof, above it all shtick is classic biglaw. Almost every LASC judge would have gotten dinged from biglaw, and biglaw firms act accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538698)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

"general objections" in discovery responses

"discovery is still ongoing" as an objection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538680)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Brindle cocky shitlib

You wouldn't believe how many cases I've seen turn on general objections.

(Zero. I've never seen one matter.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541946)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

having no numerical footers on filed documents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

what's a numerical footer? u mean page number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538688)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

no i mean internal firm document numbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538693)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

oh. firm doc # on a filed doc is a prole tell in any coast or in flyover country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538706)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

most of the v-whatever firms i litigate against leave their firm doc numbers on filed documents

it's the TTT firms that take it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538729)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

not in my experience. most v-whatever firms take them off. it's usually the midlaw / wannabe biglaw firms who prole tell and have doc #s on.

TTT firms dont use a document system and dont even have to take them off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538733)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:49 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

by TTT firms i meant wannabe biglaw/midlaw

real shitfirms don't use one, i agree

i have a case currently against a shit solo who does everything on typewriter. he has timely responded to exactly zero discovery requests over the ~3 years the case has been active. he also has a lulzy disciplinary record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538741)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

rofl does he have a secy banging shit on a typewriter? what kind of solo practice area can you actually do if you're that inefficient?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538746)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:52 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

he's some shit plaintiffs lawyer thats in trial all the time. i suspect he does a lot of low-grade PI stuff. i also suspect he's in trial a lot because he's incapable of winning a case through a dispositive motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538750)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:53 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

wonder how much this guy makes. doubt he has sophisticated advertising either. how old is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538752)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

60-65?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538761)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Biglaw firms can show off when they file document 13523589.27 so you know they had 6 people bill 300 hours on their unopposed ex parte continuance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538739)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:49 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538742)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538748)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Unholy jet filthpig set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539747)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: costumed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541903)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Theater Stage

False. Real biglaw firms put the trailer just on the cover or first page of TOC so an associate reading it can find it on the system. Doing every page is prole. Also, everyone knows you save as v.1 before sending to the client or filing so people DON'T know how much you churned until they get the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542011)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Having a picture watermark in the left margin of your pleading paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538703)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

wtf? examples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538708)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: narrow-minded temple

A lot of firms have logos they put

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538709)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

like the firm logo? wtf this isnt letterhead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538711)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

https://danagentrylv.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/20151009-p-mtnaffirmblacklivesmatter-doc-final-1.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538712)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

jfc that's horrible. looks like some prole court reporter crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538721)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:39 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

what's the MOT above the first guy's name? member of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538722)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

probably the beginning of the word "motion" that got partially cut off when they cut and pasted their caption from another pleading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538734)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

It does mean "motion," but it's this weird ass Nevada thing where you type the first three letters of whatever kind of document it is before you list the firm's name/attorneys. Even typing this sounds like flame, but not flame. Took me a while to figure out wtf every document from our Vegas office looked like it started with someone having a stroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539713)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

NIGHT COURT EXHIBIT LIST. --> *Types NIG*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539734)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Unholy jet filthpig set

lol what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539748)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: violet mad cow disease

http://www.clarkcountycourts.us/departments/clerk/document-codes/

They call them the "codes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539795)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Brindle cocky shitlib

Why don't those losers have electronic filing that would automatically collect filing statistics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541963)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

prole tell: knowing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540053)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: painfully honest shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540106)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: pea-brained den

Prole tell: having a Nevada office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541532)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541991)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Crystalline Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Theater Stage

LJL at this. Had a case in Nevada once and they talked shit to us about using "WHEREAS" clauses in a stipulation. They were like, here, we just say what we want to say!

Then proceeded to use their dumbass retarded line numbering shitting down the left side of the page, prole bar numbers, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542034)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant nowag meetinghouse

Google this Eglet guy. He slays verdicts. Donates big to Judges’ Campaigns. Alpha as fuck. If you were Eglet you’d put a big fucking Eglet banner on every page of your pleadings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542080)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

asking opposing counsel for some meet and confer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538710)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

California M&C is credited. You can shoot the shit for 10 minutes then be like "your complaint is bullshit; I'm going to demure like a motherfucka." Opposing counsel goes "yeah you try that faggot" and you both bill your.3 and get on with your day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538720)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

unless opposing counsel is a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538763)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:03 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Then you just poast while she delivers her 45 minute monologue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538771)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

i loled when i read that article about women trial lawyers and being thought of as 'shrill', because every single female opposing counsel i've argued against has become histrionic and shrill as fuck over the course of whatever 45 minute soliloquy she delivered during whatever hearing we were at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540045)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded temple

Being obnoxiously combative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538713)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Noticing PMQ depos in federal court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538730)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

wtf is a pmq depo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538735)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

The California version of 30(b)(6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538740)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

calling a PMK depo a "PMQ depo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538745)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:52 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

prole tell: using either of these acronyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538749)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:55 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

(Boomer who refuses to use the term "collateral estoppel")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538755)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Brindle cocky shitlib

Cool kids use issue preclusion and claim preclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542041)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 2:57 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

litigating in any court not located in SD, LA, or the Bay Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538760)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

*Gibson Dunn OC associate seeths, throws his laptop at the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538764)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

*Gibson Dunn OC associate getting sent to San Bernardino to appear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538766)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:03 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

using "whereas" in settlement agreements, "comes now" in any pleading, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538769)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:05 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine

arent these universal prole tells?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36538775)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: black crackhouse karate

Owns one tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539771)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

San Francisco tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541441)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: electric hilarious psychic

shows up for hearing in ED Cal but isn't admitted there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539817)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: cobalt halford

will they not let you do PHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36539824)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: electric hilarious psychic

they'll admit you straight up. but LA and SF bros cruise into Fresno for a hearing only to have the first question from the judge, "Mr. Smith, it seems you are not admitted here. Do you have any attorney with you who is, or do you want to submit without oral argument?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540202)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: drunken slimy garrison

four unnecessary words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540056)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: painfully honest shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540122)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: electric hilarious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36540196)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Unholy jet filthpig set

naming Doe defendants in federal court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541488)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36541503)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line pozpig

Naming 100 doe defendants in a simple contract dispute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542358)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Roast Beef Rigor

MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36542376)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: black crackhouse karate

Lol, why do they do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36543245)



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Date: August 31st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Thriller telephone brunch

placeholders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040218&forum_id=2#36726014)