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Anybody own a cat? How much work are they? Worth it?

Non-petmo. Live in a small apartment. Would like to get a d...
Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button
  08/17/18
cats require zero effort other than scooping litter. they do...
Metal blood rage
  08/17/18
Can't I just get them a scratching post?
Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button
  08/17/18
Yeah, they'll obediently scratch the designated post and onl...
Titillating Temple Macaca
  08/17/18
You train them starting when they are kittens and it’s fine....
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
serious fake news here. cats are not trained.
Metal blood rage
  08/17/18
Pooping and scratching, yes they are.
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
retarded fake news. I took cats off the street, literal...
Metal blood rage
  08/17/18
It sounds like you're just not good at training cats. Here ...
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
One of my partners has a cat that he taught to use the toile...
Bright state sandwich
  08/17/18
I think I know that guy. His son in law is a nurse right?
Pontificating slap-happy plaza foreskin
  08/18/18
Nope. He doesn’t have kids, unsurprisingly.
Bright state sandwich
  08/18/18
My catdoods stick to their scratching posts and cat tree.
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/17/18
you can and should. they may like something else, though....
Metal blood rage
  08/17/18
My cat is 180. Catdoods are superior beings, they don’t need...
Bespoke really tough guy boistinker
  08/17/18
my cat took care of me when i was an orphaned kid. she was m...
Peach Range Hissy Fit
  08/18/18
this poast is the rosetta stone to your voynich of an ouevre
Dashing native messiness
  08/18/18
I believe imanagecat does
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
They’re no more than five min of work per day. Get a roboli...
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
get a dog dude. people with only cats are weird
diverse therapy
  08/17/18
Pasturella multocida. Your sweet little cat will go with yo...
erotic patrolman
  08/17/18
LOL, I've been bitten and scratched by my little bastard mor...
coral station
  08/17/18
When they are play biting that's different than when they tr...
erotic patrolman
  08/18/18
white women die from dog kisses every day
Bateful Tank
  08/17/18
i have a scar on my forearm from a past beloved kittydood. ...
Peach Range Hissy Fit
  08/18/18
I am a cat person. No one wants the expense of insurance, bu...
erotic patrolman
  08/18/18
my cat is basically zero work. i would advise trying to pott...
Irradiated space
  08/17/18
“Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great ...
Bespoke really tough guy boistinker
  08/17/18
sci-fi indeed
sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike
  08/17/18
...
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/17/18
...
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/17/18
Jesus.
opaque principal's office
  08/17/18
...who doesn't repudiate the idea that cringing subservience...
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/17/18
180 twist Kirby, Jesus was in fact a dogmo.
opaque principal's office
  08/17/18
Only some artistic faggot and XOers would look down on a cre...
coral station
  08/18/18
Cats care.
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/18/18
Not really. They care where their next meal comes from, if ...
coral station
  08/18/18
My cats greet me at the door when I come home. They hang out...
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/18/18
Jfc, you have multiple cats?
coral station
  08/19/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&foru...
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/19/18
180
outnumbered university ratface
  08/17/18
Dogmos done here
Bistre stag film
  08/19/18
They're 180
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/17/18
Lol at cats not having "accidents"
Anal carmine office
  08/17/18
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coral station
  08/17/18
depends if you are low-T
vibrant snowy point
  08/17/18
Highly dependent on the individual cat. I'm a hardcore dogmo...
Violent corn cake
  08/17/18
wow! u are a faggot
vibrant snowy point
  08/17/18
Rude and uncalled for. What part of my post do you take i...
Violent corn cake
  08/17/18
Try and get a cat that doesn't shed hair. Nightmare if you'r...
provocative library sweet tailpipe
  08/17/18
nightmarish if your an autist. period.
Peach Range Hissy Fit
  08/18/18
Try a Maine Coone or mix of one. This is a good cat for a br...
Heady Navy Gaming Laptop
  08/17/18
agreed
Violent corn cake
  08/17/18
They're 180 if you raise them right. For best results get tw...
Shaky Excitant Bawdyhouse Elastic Band
  08/17/18
I have two littermates. They're best buds.
Lascivious swollen pisswyrm
  08/17/18
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fragrant flatulent home degenerate
  08/18/18
there incredibly 180. eg, if you have a rodent or insect pro...
outnumbered university ratface
  08/17/18
I got house centipedes I'm trying to get rid. Would a cat so...
Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button
  08/17/18
not sure if those faggots move fast enough to capture the at...
outnumbered university ratface
  08/17/18
They're the fucking cheetahs of the bug world breh.
Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button
  08/17/18
My cat doods kill beetles like nobody's business.
fragrant flatulent home degenerate
  08/17/18
180
outnumbered university ratface
  08/18/18
Mine will go after flies but won't hunt spiders, centipedes,...
coral station
  08/18/18
House centipedes are 180. Let them chill.
coral station
  08/18/18
Cats have a critical window. I had a girl then a boy. The gi...
opaque principal's office
  08/17/18
chill as fuck. very low maintenance pet. highly recommend! M...
thriller mood
  08/17/18
They suck. They aren't loyal like dogs, you really don't wa...
coral station
  08/17/18
Terrible poast
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/18/18
Yet 100% true.
coral station
  08/18/18
you and mandy should definitely have kids if you think ownin...
Irradiated space
  08/18/18
But we love our dog!
coral station
  08/18/18
kids are a lot more like cats than dogs. LJL if you think yo...
Irradiated space
  08/19/18
they are moderate work and worth 180 billion times more than...
Peach Range Hissy Fit
  08/18/18
big cats > dogs >>> cats
unhinged gas station
  08/18/18
i grew up with dogs. cats are great. if you need more evide...
Magenta big ladyboy
  08/18/18
Hey, if you want a cat I've got one you can have.
coral station
  08/18/18
i've got enough nigger
Magenta big ladyboy
  08/18/18
What's the credited way to get a catdood?
comical mahogany trailer park
  08/18/18
Rescue is always the answer (any pound/humane society has a ...
coral station
  08/18/18
...
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/18/18
Yeah millions of batshit crazy shrews cant be wrong
diverse therapy
  08/18/18
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mischievous dysfunction public bath
  08/18/18
The reason single women love cats is because they are the an...
Bespoke really tough guy boistinker
  08/18/18
Cr
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/18/18
Cr
outnumbered university ratface
  08/18/18
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Dashing native messiness
  08/19/18
In general, the dynamic between man and dog = dog is your fa...
costumed candlestick maker step-uncle's house
  08/18/18
There are a lot of chill cat dudes will are just as affectio...
bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground
  08/18/18
Exactly right.
coral station
  08/18/18
...
Pontificating slap-happy plaza foreskin
  08/18/18
cats are great. hardly any work and really cute.
Disgusting Shimmering Multi-billionaire Orchestra Pit
  08/18/18


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Date: August 17th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button

Non-petmo. Live in a small apartment. Would like to get a dog at a later time, but a cat is all I can handle..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634285)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Metal blood rage

cats require zero effort other than scooping litter. they don't have "accidents", you can leave them over a weekend, etc. they are quiet and clean.

I've raised dogs from puppies and it's not similar at all.

they may scratch your furniture and shit if you care about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634403)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button

Can't I just get them a scratching post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634448)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Titillating Temple Macaca

Yeah, they'll obediently scratch the designated post and only the designated post, and not whatever else looks interesting be it your furniture, suits, or even your face while you sleep.

Cats are pretty 180, especially when you wake up to one purring on your chest, gently nudging your face to get you up, but they're also little hellions that will trash your shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634476)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

You train them starting when they are kittens and it’s fine. Dogs are way more unpredictable in what they will destroy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634492)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Metal blood rage

serious fake news here. cats are not trained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634505)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

Pooping and scratching, yes they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634514)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Metal blood rage

retarded fake news.

I took cats off the street, literally zero litter training.

and they'll scratch whatever they want. you can stop them in the moment but lol at training.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634538)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

It sounds like you're just not good at training cats. Here are some extremely well-trained cats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfUJTF5zYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634717)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Bright state sandwich

One of my partners has a cat that he taught to use the toilet. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634844)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Pontificating slap-happy plaza foreskin

I think I know that guy. His son in law is a nurse right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638528)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Bright state sandwich

Nope. He doesn’t have kids, unsurprisingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639137)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

My catdoods stick to their scratching posts and cat tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634937)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Metal blood rage

you can and should.

they may like something else, though. like your couch.

there are different scratching post materials--try them all if your cat doesn't seem to love the one you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634497)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Bespoke really tough guy boistinker

My cat is 180. Catdoods are superior beings, they don’t need to be “taken care of”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634456)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Peach Range Hissy Fit

my cat took care of me when i was an orphaned kid. she was my kittymom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637365)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Dashing native messiness

this poast is the rosetta stone to your voynich of an ouevre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638500)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

I believe imanagecat does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634479)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

They’re no more than five min of work per day. Get a robolitterbox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634482)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: diverse therapy

get a dog dude. people with only cats are weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634554)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: erotic patrolman

Pasturella multocida.

Your sweet little cat will go with you everywhere you move throughout life, from apartment to condo, from one coast to the other. It will let you shove it in a crate where it will be trapped for five hours on a plane and it will piss on itself during the flight.

It will test you, trying to claim more space in your bed from you. It will scratch and playfully bite you. You will think nothing of the tiny puncture wound, rinse it and wake up the next day with a severe subcutaneous infection. Your doctor will share some very saddening statistics regarding the treatment prognosis for this kind of infection. You will wish you hadn't ever gotten a cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634610)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: coral station

LOL, I've been bitten and scratched by my little bastard more times than I can count. Nothing has ever happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36636858)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: erotic patrolman

When they are play biting that's different than when they truly perceive a threat, in the latter instance you will imagine a raccoon has got hold of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640047)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Bateful Tank

white women die from dog kisses every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36636862)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Peach Range Hissy Fit

i have a scar on my forearm from a past beloved kittydood.

i wouldnt trade that scare for a million dollars, and id give a million to have my fuzball best friend back.

fuk u, deshaun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637393)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: erotic patrolman

I am a cat person. No one wants the expense of insurance, but shit happens. Statistically, infection from cat bit is as rare as contracting staph, but if you get one of a certain kind you'd better brace yourself for what this entails from a probability standpoint. An insidious, Trojan horse infection from an otherwise innocent looking bite, if well place on your body, is the reality I am cautioning OP to be aware of. I don't give a fuck about your scar. I've rescued more cats, it seems, than the total number of times your parents told you they loved you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639988)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Irradiated space

my cat is basically zero work. i would advise trying to potty train your cat while it's still young. buy something like the litter kwitter system - generally it works provided your cat isn't dumb and you start at a young age. now i just have to feed her and take her to the vet occasionally. i can't stand the smell of a litter box.

they are generally good pets. there are certainly shitty cats out there that have little interest in human contact or are very fearful, but they are usually affectionate. my cat waits by the door when i am gone and wants to sit on my lap as soon as i get back home. they aren't quite as loving as dogs, but i prefer not having a very needy pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634693)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Bespoke really tough guy boistinker

“Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.

Naturally, one’s preference in the matter of cats and dogs depends wholly upon one’s temperament and point of view. The dog would appear to me to be the favourite of superficial, sentimental, emotional, and democratic people—people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere absolute beauty. This is not to say that the cheaper emotions do not also reside in the average cat-lover’s love of cats, but merely to point out that in ailurophily there exists a basis of true aestheticism which kynophily does not possess. The real lover of cats is one who demands a clearer adjustment to the universe than ordinary household platitudes provide; one who refuses to swallow the sentimental notion that all good people love dogs, children, and horses while all bad people dislike and are disliked by such. He is unwilling to set up himself and his cruder feelings as a measure of universal values, or to allow shallow ethical notions to warp his judgment. In a word, he had rather admire and respect than effuse and dote; and does not fall into the fallacy that pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience, constitute anything intrinsically admirable or exalted. Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes. Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634758)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: sadistic silver idea he suggested preventive strike

sci-fi indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634803)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634838)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634960)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: opaque principal's office

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634967)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

...who doesn't repudiate the idea that cringing subservience is a supreme merit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634985)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: opaque principal's office

180 twist Kirby, Jesus was in fact a dogmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36635017)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: coral station

Only some artistic faggot and XOers would look down on a creature known for its loyalty and love and instead revere another creature who wouldn't gaf if you died tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638865)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

Cats care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640268)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: coral station

Not really. They care where their next meal comes from, if they get let outside or back in, etc. Who does it doesn't matter as much. They prefer someone they know to someone they don't, but it can be any number of people.

My cat lived with my dog walker who rescued him. We took him and he forgot about her almost immediately. Even she was upset about it. For a few months our friend took him. He didn't care about that either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640324)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

My cats greet me at the door when I come home. They hang out with me. When I leave them at a friend's house when I go on trips, they run to meet me when I come to pick them up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641651)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: coral station

Jfc, you have multiple cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641914)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634963

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641966)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: outnumbered university ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634994)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Bistre stag film

Dogmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641912)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground

They're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634807)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Anal carmine office

Lol at cats not having "accidents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634814)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: coral station



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: vibrant snowy point

depends if you are low-T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634818)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Violent corn cake

Highly dependent on the individual cat. I'm a hardcore dogmo to the core, but there are some 180 cats.

Make damn sure you are not allergic to cats beforehand. If it turns out you are allergic, you will be miserable while the cat lives in your place, and it will be difficult to find someone to take your cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634823)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant snowy point

wow! u are a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634832)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Violent corn cake

Rude and uncalled for.

What part of my post do you take issue with, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634850)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: provocative library sweet tailpipe

Try and get a cat that doesn't shed hair. Nightmare if you're an autist who only wears black and covered in grey cat hair.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634841)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Peach Range Hissy Fit

nightmarish if your an autist.

period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637380)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Heady Navy Gaming Laptop

Try a Maine Coone or mix of one. This is a good cat for a bro to have. Very dog like, and masculine as far as cats go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634869)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Violent corn cake

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634874)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Shaky Excitant Bawdyhouse Elastic Band

They're 180 if you raise them right. For best results get two. Even better if they are litter mates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634883)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen pisswyrm

I have two littermates. They're best buds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634963)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638193)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: outnumbered university ratface

there incredibly 180. eg, if you have a rodent or insect problem like most of xo, depending on they're mood, they will pwn some of that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634898)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button

I got house centipedes I'm trying to get rid. Would a cat solve my problems?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634918)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: outnumbered university ratface

not sure if those faggots move fast enough to capture the attention of a cat dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634964)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Glassy overrated nursing home factory reset button

They're the fucking cheetahs of the bug world breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634989)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: fragrant flatulent home degenerate

My cat doods kill beetles like nobody's business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36635011)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: outnumbered university ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639542)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: coral station

Mine will go after flies but won't hunt spiders, centipedes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640798)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: coral station

House centipedes are 180. Let them chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640142)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: opaque principal's office

Cats have a critical window. I had a girl then a boy. The girl cat we got at 7 months from a rescue. She turned out pretty nice but could easily turn nasty because she was "feral" up until 7 months. Still a kitten but some of her mental/aberrant behavior was set by that point. We also had a boy kitty raised right from the get go who turned out to be the sweetest, chillest cat I've ever seen. Like almost dog-level friendly and social. So if you get them from tiny kitten stage, they turn out pretty cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634956)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: thriller mood

chill as fuck. very low maintenance pet. highly recommend! My cat is sitting on my lap watching me poast this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36634992)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: coral station

They suck. They aren't loyal like dogs, you really don't want to travel with them, they aren't useful unless you have mice, etc. They're a surprising pain in the ass. Litter box means they're still shitting in the house. 97% they shit in the box. 3% they decide they want to shit somewhere else. Cat people will tell you that it's your fault because their litter box wasn't clean enough or whatever, but it is BS because cats are malicious assholes that don't are about what you like. They vomit. Hairballs, grass, ate too much food, whatever. They scratch your furniture even though they have scratching posts. The only good thing is that you can lock them outside periodically (I think people who keep cats locked inside their entire lives are insane).

They shed a surprising amount. Bathing them is awful, though with mine the few times I gave him a full on bath I was able to shampoo and wash him in under 2 minutes. They still need to go to the vet once a year. They meow, they go crazy at 5am, they decide to bother you at 3am and have none of the charisma and don't draw the love you feel for a dog. I've had this little bastard for maybe 6-7 years and after he finally kicks the bucket I hope to never own another cat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36636827)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground

Terrible poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639469)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: coral station

Yet 100% true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640134)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Irradiated space

you and mandy should definitely have kids if you think owning a cat is this much of a burden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641691)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: coral station

But we love our dog!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641762)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated space

kids are a lot more like cats than dogs. LJL if you think your kid will be subservient or unconditionally loving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36643513)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:00 AM
Author: Peach Range Hissy Fit

they are moderate work and worth 180 billion times more than any human beings life. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637345)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: unhinged gas station

big cats > dogs >>> cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36637386)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Magenta big ladyboy

i grew up with dogs. cats are great.

if you need more evidence that they're good besides basically every poaster ITT saying they're good, refer to TMF's opinion (and recall that it's TMF saying it). that should clinch it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638144)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: coral station

Hey, if you want a cat I've got one you can have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638858)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Magenta big ladyboy

i've got enough nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641712)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: comical mahogany trailer park

What's the credited way to get a catdood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638255)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: coral station

Rescue is always the answer (any pound/humane society has a million cats, plus I've found several stray kittens that I've managed to adopt out).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638880)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639461)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: diverse therapy

Yeah millions of batshit crazy shrews cant be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36638441)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: mischievous dysfunction public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639210)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Bespoke really tough guy boistinker

The reason single women love cats is because they are the animal equivalent of alpha males - aloof, mysterious, withholding affection, self-sufficient. Dogs are the beta cucks of housepets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639475)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639535)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: outnumbered university ratface

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639540)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Dashing native messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641955)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: costumed candlestick maker step-uncle's house

In general, the dynamic between man and dog = dog is your faithful sidekick who likes to chill with you and will give up his life for you.

The dynamic between man and cat = the man is like a cuck bitch who caters to the Queen Cat, who regards him with disdain and would kill him if they were the same size.

This is not always true, because I have encountered some friendly and affectionate cats, but is a good general rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639571)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: bull headed salmon yarmulke hunting ground

There are a lot of chill cat dudes will are just as affectionate as dogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36639833)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: coral station

Exactly right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36640138)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Pontificating slap-happy plaza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641689)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Disgusting Shimmering Multi-billionaire Orchestra Pit

cats are great. hardly any work and really cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054251&forum_id=2#36641705)