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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: canary lettuce Won a YUGE case last week. Client sent me some nice cognac. It’s wasted on me though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639065) |
Date: August 18th, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole What’s ur comp? Vault range of firm? How long u been partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639075) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: canary lettuce Comp this year will exceed 1 MM, maybe close to 1.5. Last year was roughly 700k. It’s done on a formula and my originations are good this year. Well let’s say V50, doobs. And almost 2 years. I’m the same year as earl but not quite as tall, can’t dunk but with a better haircut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole Sweet. I’m a first year partner at a middling v100 and make only 320 base. I am shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639168) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: lilac locale so an 8th year associate makes more than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643968) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: canary lettuce There are more firms like this than you’d think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643984) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: lilac locale I don't think anything, I start in September. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643991) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: canary lettuce Godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644544) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole not an 8th year at my firm - we pay 190 to first years in major markets but not lockstep. senior associates make high 200s from what i know (that was the case for me and others in my group who recently made partner). particularly given the last two biglaw increases, there is a serious salary compression problem.
also, my take home went way down, to like $7500/mo. this is in part due to the mandatory retirement plan (54k/year into a keogh plan), which i actually like, but also due to assraping in taxes. i have to pay taxes in like 15 states. i have to fucking pay the NYC commuter tax and i live in DC. i've been to our new york office like two times. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: copper big-titted personal credit line Is your comp fully math or is there some comp committee that basically decides who gets what? What would your originations need to be to hit $1.5mm comp? I assume ike $3mm+ or are you just billing tons of hours at a high rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639227) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: canary lettuce Fully math, thank baby Jesus. My originations will be between 2-3 this year and I’ve billed quite a bit on a case that wasn’t mine. My hours will be under 2k this year (unles something goes horribly wrong) for the first time ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639275) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: copper big-titted personal credit line So you are billing at $1k+ per hour? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639289) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: canary lettuce pretty much everyone who isn’t shit is these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639310) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: canary lettuce Holy shit, I should have sold this crap on eBay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639160) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: Marvelous resort voyeur What’s ur work,life balance like. How do you generate business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639226) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole On balance id imagine his life is in balance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639246) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: copper big-titted personal credit line Is the lull natural or unnatural? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639263) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: canary lettuce Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639277) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: rambunctious point coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639301) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: magical odious garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639370) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: comical gas station milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639414) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:50 AM Author: green fortuitous meteor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643271) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: canary lettuce Had none as an associate. It’s not bad now, I only go in 4 days a week at most. Do quite a bit from home. BizGen comes mostly from longtime friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639282) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage Rate KIRKLAND entry to Dallas market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639288) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: canary lettuce On a scale of torchy’s to el tiempo, I rate it irma’s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639298) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage Dat too spicy!!!! Any trends in litigation groups among the big firms that have caught your attention? |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: canary lettuce Honestly, I don’t pay much attention to the market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639322) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage Outted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639351) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: canary lettuce Doobs knows who I am, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639363) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage I doubt he does but my point is that there is a class a firms who are super into the gossip and keeping up with the Joneses from a law firm prestige and $$$$$$$ perspective, particularly since Kirkland came to town (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639389) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: canary lettuce Yeah, fuck Kirkland. Hasn’t had too much effect on us litmos, but I did lose my secretary to them. She was super cute too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639400) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Adventurous ladyboy whats her # (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639406) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: canary lettuce I was working the long game too :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639426) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage Well safe to say that their partners may already be working a different long game on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639431) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: canary lettuce Texas is great. So many cute secretaries I’ll never get to fuck. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639588) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: Adventurous ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639595) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639418) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: canary lettuce Okay, this shit is stronger than advertised. I’m pretty drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639292) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage DESCRIBE your plans for the rest of the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639321) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: canary lettuce Wife is taking kids to a birthday party soon. Probably going to jerk off and keep drinking. Will do dinner tonight, thinking about checking out Nancy’s Hustle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639335) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole U want someone to jerk off with bro? No homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639340) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: canary lettuce Let’s facetime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639346) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639365) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:14 PM Author: canary lettuce Jerked of three times. Still drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640685) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: Sadistic ape prole Let’s do it together and shoot at the same time. No homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640753) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: canary lettuce I’m all out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640870) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Spectacular Old Irish Cottage It's a fun place, I enjoyed it, good menu and cocktails. Might be tough to snag a table on Saturday without a reservation. May be credited to just move venues to Luckys and Woodrow's and stumble around Eado (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639345) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: canary lettuce I know the owner but havent been, mostly since I’ve been in trial prep mode/trial for months now. I’ve heard great things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639360) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: canary lettuce The burger was crazy good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642783) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Obsidian stimulating tattoo crackhouse Congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640891) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: canary lettuce Thanks, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642781) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: canary lettuce Gonna finish this thing off today come hell or highwater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642780) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: Slap-happy topaz background story serious q and not trying to be mean: do you feel bad about missing your kids' childhoods?
ever thought of leaving for something with fewer hours so you could have more family time and leisure time? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: canary lettuce No, because I didn’t. My kids are super young, I will bill probably 1900 this year, and work from home quite a bit. I spend far more time with my kids than your average office monkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642973) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:51 AM Author: Slap-happy topaz background story good job having kids as a partner i guess. but there is no way you spend more time with your kids than an average office worker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643040) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: canary lettuce Believe what you want. I rarely miss any of their events and I spend several hours everyday with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643083) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: Sadistic ape prole i would say the same is true of me. i don't bill an insane number of hours. however, i do travel quite a bit so there's that. but when i'm in town, i usually make it home not long after kid #1 gets home from daycare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643129) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: canary lettuce I’ve been lucky to have very little travel the last couple years. Thing is, even with shit hours you can prioritize your kids. It’s everything else that suffers. Even as an associate I did two things: spent time time with kids and hit the gym every day. Everything else went to shit.
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: fighting affirmative action they make that in a handle? jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643146) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: canary lettuce They do. I should’ve googled it before opening it. Didn’t know how expensive it is. Prole tell, I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643956) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Galvanic immigrant How much does it cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644081) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: fighting affirmative action probably like $8K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644096) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:46 PM Author: canary lettuce That’s what google says. This bottle is (was) worth more than my car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644559) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: canary lettuce I am definitely not finishing this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643988) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: disturbing volcanic crater associate 180
Are you drinking it neat and out of a chalice?
Why did you make partner when other associates got no breakfasted? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: canary lettuce Neat out of a $1 ikea glass. I strove hard and made a little rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644277) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: trip range What rank of LS and UG did you attend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644283) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: canary lettuce Elite ones, doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644550) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:40 PM Author: overrated kitty Your wife let you get drunk all weekend? Secondly, you drank an entire handle of cognac. I would be blackout after like five drinks although I don’t drink much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644298) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: canary lettuce Yes, she did. But I didn’t really make a dent. It’s maybe 1/3rd gone. I gave it my best, but I’m a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644542) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: garnet razzle office Just do $8000 bottle of liquor, bro. Serious Xo 2007 ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644958) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: canary lettuce fuck! I’m so dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645340) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: garnet razzle office Lol, his much did you make last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645693) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: canary lettuce not a million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36651454) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: canary lettuce Finished this today in the office (trial starts next week). Some associate asked for the bottle. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36816279) |