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shit -> rub one out -> eggs over easy, bacon, toast, coffee, banana

thats my morning trifecta. been doing it for 15 years withou...
mint glittery codepig
  08/20/18
ur rubbing one out is prompted by the friction of the shit?
Self-absorbed saffron new version blood rage
  08/20/18
uhhh no. i thought everyone woke up horny?
mint glittery codepig
  08/20/18
then why shit before rub one out?
Self-absorbed saffron new version blood rage
  08/20/18
i wake up having to shit pretty badly too. i can hold off a ...
mint glittery codepig
  08/20/18
its like clockwork. by far the most important 45 min of my d...
mint glittery codepig
  08/20/18
u shit *before* coffee?
irradiated beta crotch
  08/20/18
yeah. my shits are usially decent anyway so i dont need the ...
mint glittery codepig
  08/20/18


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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: mint glittery codepig

thats my morning trifecta. been doing it for 15 years without deviation aside from when im sick pr on vacation. if any one element gets disturbed, throws off my whole day.

also dont beat off or shit again the whole day (unless i get indigestion)

i like it this way. keeps me grounded and balanced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650954)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed saffron new version blood rage

ur rubbing one out is prompted by the friction of the shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650971)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: mint glittery codepig

uhhh no. i thought everyone woke up horny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650977)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed saffron new version blood rage

then why shit before rub one out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: mint glittery codepig

i wake up having to shit pretty badly too. i can hold off a little longer on beating off than on shitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650992)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: mint glittery codepig

its like clockwork. by far the most important 45 min of my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650973)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: irradiated beta crotch

u shit *before* coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650975)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: mint glittery codepig

yeah. my shits are usially decent anyway so i dont need the caffeine bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056469&forum_id=2#36650980)