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My company just created a new position. VP of Inclusion, Diversity & Culture

An organization wide email was sent out about the position a...
curious insane locus dingle berry
  08/20/18
Not kidding -- unless you're at a FAG company, leave now.
Blue Quadroon Clown
  08/20/18
hm that's nice but a truly rightminded company would have a ...
adventurous mad cow disease
  08/20/18
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Dead rigor
  08/20/18
Report: University of Michigan Paying $8.4M Annually for Nea...
Blue Quadroon Clown
  08/20/18
Not a pain I would spare them
Olive boltzmann hospital
  08/20/18
Do these people know they are tokens and arent respected by ...
Dead rigor
  08/20/18
They believe the hype - and are fucking insufferable. ...
Grizzly trip stead
  08/20/18
Absolutely. Don't forget the fancy job titles too. My F500 u...
curious insane locus dingle berry
  08/20/18
not really a laughing matter to see the relentless continued...
Misunderstood Hairraiser Brethren Hunting Ground
  08/20/18
99.9% of the time these positions have no power except to ho...
hilarious theater antidepressant drug
  08/20/18
My F500 calls them "Diversity Program Managers", w...
curious insane locus dingle berry
  08/20/18
(frog happily boiling in a pot
Misunderstood Hairraiser Brethren Hunting Ground
  08/20/18
I checked out the diversity department's sharepoint and they...
curious insane locus dingle berry
  08/20/18
This is common among all f500 companies unfortunately
abnormal exciting university striped hyena
  08/20/18


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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: curious insane locus dingle berry

An organization wide email was sent out about the position and a bio about the new hire. She's a large black woman. It mentioned how she led various diversity "programs" at her former job and my mind immediately said in a ghetto black voice "we need mo money for dem programs". I had to think for a second if I had said that aloud or not, but then I started quietly chuckling at my desk.

Lol at blacks. Even in the corporate world they need their welfare money for dem programs and make work jobs. The entire position exists so the company can say we have a black female as an executive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651122)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Blue Quadroon Clown

Not kidding -- unless you're at a FAG company, leave now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651132)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: adventurous mad cow disease

hm that's nice but a truly rightminded company would have a VP of diversity, a VP of inclusion, a VP of culture. smacks of tokenism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651162)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Dead rigor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Blue Quadroon Clown

Report: University of Michigan Paying $8.4M Annually for Nearly 100 Diversity Staffers

http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/06/04/university-michigan-paying-84m-annually-nearly-100-diversity-staffers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651169)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Olive boltzmann hospital

Not a pain I would spare them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651178)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Dead rigor

Do these people know they are tokens and arent respected by anyone at the company or do they just not care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651173)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Grizzly trip stead

They believe the hype - and are fucking insufferable.

To make matters worse - these token jobs can’t be paid normal wages or the company will get called out - so companies pay double to make job look legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651338)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: curious insane locus dingle berry

Absolutely. Don't forget the fancy job titles too. My F500 uses levels on our job profiles, so for example I'm an Analyst V, which is Lead Analyst. Many of these diversity jobs will be level 2, which would be like an Associate Analyst. Yet their job title will be DIRECTOR OF INCLUSION, or SENIOR MANAGER OF DIVERSITY. Despite them not even having anyone that reports to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651442)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hairraiser Brethren Hunting Ground

not really a laughing matter to see the relentless continued encroachment of this stuff. eventually it will become illegal to hire white people, if something isn't done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651186)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: hilarious theater antidepressant drug

99.9% of the time these positions have no power except to hold a few internal trainings a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651308)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: curious insane locus dingle berry

My F500 calls them "Diversity Program Managers", we have about a dozen of them. As far as I know, they make presentations to different groups within the company. Then make various Factsheets and reports that get posted on a Sharepoint and never get downloaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651363)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hairraiser Brethren Hunting Ground

(frog happily boiling in a pot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651375)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: curious insane locus dingle berry

I checked out the diversity department's sharepoint and they are making preemptive strikes. They fucking co-opted the world "value" in all their materials.

How diversity adds value to an organization.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651293)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: abnormal exciting university striped hyena

This is common among all f500 companies unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056503&forum_id=2#36651303)