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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.

Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:

To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)

Brady4MVP

Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186

Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:

Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role.

Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.

Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/to-what-lengths-would-you-go-to-boost-your-mba-admission-chances-ie-pretend-to-be-gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667641)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: pearl set

It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.

What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him.

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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered stage fanboi

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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Topaz hateful theater stage

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https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture

"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667768)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: ocher bbw background story

He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired mediation

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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: very tactful house multi-billionaire

the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: pearly cracking goal in life

this cannot be real

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: chest-beating personal credit line

The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad

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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: thirsty low-t hominid resort

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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: cordovan station pocket flask

I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: thriller liquid oxygen market

Seems brilliant tbh

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?

The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669754)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cerebral disrespectful genital piercing

Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

This was tongue in cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:08 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: thriller liquid oxygen market

Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: ocher bbw background story

As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:01 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:02 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: insanely creepy adulterous spot

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: metal library

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Just go Gay for MBA

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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Startled Trust Fund

The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.

Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671298)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: canary chad patrolman

"Sadder than nyuug."

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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Vibrant rose jap

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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor business firm

Did b-schools hear about his postings and that sort of set him up for rejection? I remember hearing something about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856949)



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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Shivering public bath psychic

isn't Asexual even more rare than being gay? i'd go with that one

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Date: November 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful genital piercing

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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:13 PM
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Could he have taken this one step further? As in not only pretending to be gay, but making up a story about being raped to explain poor grades in a semester or an employment gap?

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