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ITT: we think up ORIGINAL ideas for vampire movies

Or has it all been done?
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
Dracula biopic
histrionic home
  09/07/18
Is it highly critical of Dr. Van Helsing
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
we travel to a future where vampirism has become a very dull...
adventurous mother
  09/07/18
...
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
...
Plum rehab potus
  09/07/18
...
flesh provocative son of senegal set
  09/07/18
lol
twisted shrine cuckoldry
  09/07/18
(Writer for True blood season 3)
balding university hissy fit
  09/07/18
...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
A depressed vampire who neglects to drink blood, stares at h...
Lascivious menage gaping
  09/07/18
...
Big-titted Bateful Toilet Seat Property
  09/08/18
vampire law teens
Deranged knife juggernaut
  09/07/18
Law teen becomes a vampire at age 13 and is trapped in etern...
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
try again b/c that was pretty obviously one of the subplots ...
Deranged knife juggernaut
  09/07/18
...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
'no kill' vampire who 'gets by' drinking teen girls' menstru...
twisted shrine cuckoldry
  09/07/18
Lestat did this in Memnoch the Devil.
Coiffed parlor keepsake machete
  09/07/18
...
emerald nowag
  09/22/18
Kindred the Embraced had a 180 take on this and then the TTT...
Coiffed parlor keepsake machete
  09/07/18
i got an idea, make a movie about vampires in space, and cal...
flesh provocative son of senegal set
  09/07/18
homosexual anal vampires
emerald nowag
  09/07/18
indian dracula done in by his love of garlic naan
Yellow 180 Whorehouse Crotch
  09/07/18
Romantic comedy in a world where vampires have fully extermi...
Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/07/18
Vampire romantic comedy. Alucard has it all: a great crypt, ...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
...
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
...
low-t headpube
  09/08/18
A vampire who identifies as werewolf isn't allowed to pee on...
talented sooty business firm
  09/07/18
I Am Legend, but with the book plot.
Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/07/18
Blood Actually. It's the story of nine intertwined lives--or...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
...
Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/07/18
There Will Be Even More Blood. In the spirit of "Scary ...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
Maim Night. Jason Bateman is a mild-mannered vampire name Ma...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
During the 1913 Gettysburg Reunion, veterans get more than t...
Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/07/18
...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
shit, this one could actually be good with the right directo...
pearly cuckold
  09/07/18
...
Plum rehab potus
  09/07/18
...
Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal
  09/07/18
3 old vampire buddies go to Thailand, discover ladybois and ...
Clear Adulterous Point
  09/07/18
I technically poasted this above already
emerald nowag
  09/08/18


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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: pearly cuckold

Or has it all been done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766282)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: histrionic home

Dracula biopic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766286)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: pearly cuckold

Is it highly critical of Dr. Van Helsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766304)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: adventurous mother

we travel to a future where vampirism has become a very dull and bureaucratic process, requiring a lot of credentialing and forms and continuing-education courses. the film is a character study of a successful vampire whose home and professional life is gradually brought to ruin through office backstabbing and harassment allegations, leading to a shocking and violent response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766305)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: pearly cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766309)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Plum rehab potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766334)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: flesh provocative son of senegal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766344)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: twisted shrine cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766470)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: balding university hissy fit

(Writer for True blood season 3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766483)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766500)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Lascivious menage gaping

A depressed vampire who neglects to drink blood, stares at his non-reflection in the mirror, and only goes out during the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766328)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Big-titted Bateful Toilet Seat Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36770103)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Deranged knife juggernaut

vampire law teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766330)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: pearly cuckold

Law teen becomes a vampire at age 13 and is trapped in eternal high school, unable to fulfill dream of law school despite being perfect candidate (loves to argue)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766345)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Deranged knife juggernaut

try again b/c that was pretty obviously one of the subplots of Kirsten Dunst's Interview with the Vampire performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766354)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766597)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: twisted shrine cuckoldry

'no kill' vampire who 'gets by' drinking teen girls' menstrual blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766333)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Coiffed parlor keepsake machete

Lestat did this in Memnoch the Devil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766340)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: emerald nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36861632)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Coiffed parlor keepsake machete

Kindred the Embraced had a 180 take on this and then the TTT lead actor died in a car crash and the series was cancelled just as it was getting good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766336)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: flesh provocative son of senegal set

i got an idea, make a movie about vampires in space, and call it PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766343)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: emerald nowag

homosexual anal vampires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766459)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Yellow 180 Whorehouse Crotch

indian dracula done in by his love of garlic naan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766466)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

Romantic comedy in a world where vampires have fully exterminated all non-vampires and drink artificial blood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766494)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal

Vampire romantic comedy. Alucard has it all: a great crypt, a fast horse-drawn carriage, and he's the top phylactery crafter in the state, with more human death cult devotees than any other unliving given the dark kiss in the past century. Little did he know how much his world would be turned upside-down and topsy-turvy when he met Drusilla, a manic-pixie-dream-bloodsucker who wears quirky patchwork capes and transforms not into a bat, but into a wombat. Though Drusilla is older and not as hot as Alucard's consort, Nova, she has this adorable, quirky way of holding Alucard's hand in sunlight to momentarily cook his flesh ("lighten up!") that he just finds irresistible. Though Drusilla initially rejects Alucard because she worries that he'll just never kill like nobody's watching, Alucard has a plan to win her over...

Feat. Hugh Grant as Alucard; Bella Thorne as Nova; and Winona Ryder as Drusilla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766497)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: pearly cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766541)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: low-t headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36770021)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: talented sooty business firm

A vampire who identifies as werewolf isn't allowed to pee on grass because his small town finds his trans-crypto-speciesism to be an repugnant. Shitlibs take up his cause and the entire vampire community must come to grips with its prejudiced ways in 2018. He takes it to the Supreme Court and Wins. BTW, Jon Lovitz is the vampire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766512)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

I Am Legend, but with the book plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766513)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal

Blood Actually. It's the story of nine intertwined lives--or should we say deaths--that examine the complexities of that one substance that unites us all: blood. This movie has it all: an old dowager vampiress who was turned into her "forever body" at 55 who can't believe her raven-haired husband has eyes for a younger succubus; her husband, who can't believe how long it takes a human courtier to gift wrap the fleshy heart of a just-killed virgin eunuch; and more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766527)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766617)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal

There Will Be Even More Blood. In the spirit of "Scary Movie," the Wayans Brothers are at it again. These madcap vampires drip DELICIOUS iron-y as they stand dramatic convention on its head! Steve Buscemi plays Daniel Maimview, who is forced to explain, in laborious detail, to a perplexed Anna Faris how bloodsucking works. "I ... DRINK ... YOUR ... BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766555)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal

Maim Night. Jason Bateman is a mild-mannered vampire name Max, who, along with an ensemble cast of legendary monsters, finds himself drawn into the most epic night of roleplaying in his life when a mysterious vampire hunter named The Romanian shows up to his country chateau. Little do they know that their game of make-believe? Just got real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766572)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Underhanded Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

During the 1913 Gettysburg Reunion, veterans get more than they bargained for when an ancient curse causes thousands of war dead to return as vampires. Can the blue and grey put old grudges aside and survive this night of terror?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766578)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766585)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: pearly cuckold

shit, this one could actually be good with the right director at the helm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766650)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Plum rehab potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766761)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Tan hunting ground sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36767065)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Clear Adulterous Point

3 old vampire buddies go to Thailand, discover ladybois and moon parties, decide to open a tourist agency that specializes in night tours, but they never bargained for this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36767349)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: emerald nowag

I technically poasted this above already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36768031)