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ITT: we think up ORIGINAL ideas for vampire movies

Or has it all been done?
doobsian site
  09/07/18
Dracula biopic
Mildly Autistic Impressive Queen Of The Night Theater
  09/07/18
Is it highly critical of Dr. Van Helsing
doobsian site
  09/07/18
we travel to a future where vampirism has become a very dull...
glittery piazza
  09/07/18
...
doobsian site
  09/07/18
...
buff heaven clown
  09/07/18
...
Stirring place of business gay wizard
  09/07/18
lol
bespoke wrinkle station
  09/07/18
(Writer for True blood season 3)
Up-to-no-good lay generalized bond
  09/07/18
...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
A depressed vampire who neglects to drink blood, stares at h...
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  09/07/18
...
purple hell
  09/08/18
vampire law teens
Rambunctious talented patrolman meetinghouse
  09/07/18
Law teen becomes a vampire at age 13 and is trapped in etern...
doobsian site
  09/07/18
try again b/c that was pretty obviously one of the subplots ...
Rambunctious talented patrolman meetinghouse
  09/07/18
...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
'no kill' vampire who 'gets by' drinking teen girls' menstru...
bespoke wrinkle station
  09/07/18
Lestat did this in Memnoch the Devil.
abnormal gas station
  09/07/18
...
Obsidian juggernaut
  09/22/18
Kindred the Embraced had a 180 take on this and then the TTT...
abnormal gas station
  09/07/18
i got an idea, make a movie about vampires in space, and cal...
Stirring place of business gay wizard
  09/07/18
homosexual anal vampires
Obsidian juggernaut
  09/07/18
indian dracula done in by his love of garlic naan
territorial wonderful boiling water
  09/07/18
Romantic comedy in a world where vampires have fully extermi...
anal police squad hall
  09/07/18
Vampire romantic comedy. Alucard has it all: a great crypt, ...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
...
doobsian site
  09/07/18
...
contagious indirect expression digit ratio
  09/08/18
A vampire who identifies as werewolf isn't allowed to pee on...
fishy rigor tanning salon
  09/07/18
I Am Legend, but with the book plot.
anal police squad hall
  09/07/18
Blood Actually. It's the story of nine intertwined lives--or...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
...
anal police squad hall
  09/07/18
There Will Be Even More Blood. In the spirit of "Scary ...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
Maim Night. Jason Bateman is a mild-mannered vampire name Ma...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
During the 1913 Gettysburg Reunion, veterans get more than t...
anal police squad hall
  09/07/18
...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
shit, this one could actually be good with the right directo...
doobsian site
  09/07/18
...
buff heaven clown
  09/07/18
...
Maize Tripping Partner Location
  09/07/18
3 old vampire buddies go to Thailand, discover ladybois and ...
Submissive know-it-all business firm antidepressant drug
  09/07/18
I technically poasted this above already
Obsidian juggernaut
  09/08/18


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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: doobsian site

Or has it all been done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766282)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Impressive Queen Of The Night Theater

Dracula biopic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766286)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: doobsian site

Is it highly critical of Dr. Van Helsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766304)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: glittery piazza

we travel to a future where vampirism has become a very dull and bureaucratic process, requiring a lot of credentialing and forms and continuing-education courses. the film is a character study of a successful vampire whose home and professional life is gradually brought to ruin through office backstabbing and harassment allegations, leading to a shocking and violent response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766305)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: doobsian site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766309)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: buff heaven clown



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Stirring place of business gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766344)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: bespoke wrinkle station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766470)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good lay generalized bond

(Writer for True blood season 3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766483)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766500)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: diverse internet-worthy casino

A depressed vampire who neglects to drink blood, stares at his non-reflection in the mirror, and only goes out during the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766328)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: purple hell



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious talented patrolman meetinghouse

vampire law teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766330)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: doobsian site

Law teen becomes a vampire at age 13 and is trapped in eternal high school, unable to fulfill dream of law school despite being perfect candidate (loves to argue)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766345)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious talented patrolman meetinghouse

try again b/c that was pretty obviously one of the subplots of Kirsten Dunst's Interview with the Vampire performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766354)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766597)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: bespoke wrinkle station

'no kill' vampire who 'gets by' drinking teen girls' menstrual blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766333)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: abnormal gas station

Lestat did this in Memnoch the Devil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766340)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Obsidian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36861632)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: abnormal gas station

Kindred the Embraced had a 180 take on this and then the TTT lead actor died in a car crash and the series was cancelled just as it was getting good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766336)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Stirring place of business gay wizard

i got an idea, make a movie about vampires in space, and call it PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766343)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Obsidian juggernaut

homosexual anal vampires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766459)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: territorial wonderful boiling water

indian dracula done in by his love of garlic naan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766466)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: anal police squad hall

Romantic comedy in a world where vampires have fully exterminated all non-vampires and drink artificial blood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766494)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location

Vampire romantic comedy. Alucard has it all: a great crypt, a fast horse-drawn carriage, and he's the top phylactery crafter in the state, with more human death cult devotees than any other unliving given the dark kiss in the past century. Little did he know how much his world would be turned upside-down and topsy-turvy when he met Drusilla, a manic-pixie-dream-bloodsucker who wears quirky patchwork capes and transforms not into a bat, but into a wombat. Though Drusilla is older and not as hot as Alucard's consort, Nova, she has this adorable, quirky way of holding Alucard's hand in sunlight to momentarily cook his flesh ("lighten up!") that he just finds irresistible. Though Drusilla initially rejects Alucard because she worries that he'll just never kill like nobody's watching, Alucard has a plan to win her over...

Feat. Hugh Grant as Alucard; Bella Thorne as Nova; and Winona Ryder as Drusilla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766497)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: doobsian site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766541)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: contagious indirect expression digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36770021)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: fishy rigor tanning salon

A vampire who identifies as werewolf isn't allowed to pee on grass because his small town finds his trans-crypto-speciesism to be an repugnant. Shitlibs take up his cause and the entire vampire community must come to grips with its prejudiced ways in 2018. He takes it to the Supreme Court and Wins. BTW, Jon Lovitz is the vampire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766512)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: anal police squad hall

I Am Legend, but with the book plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766513)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location

Blood Actually. It's the story of nine intertwined lives--or should we say deaths--that examine the complexities of that one substance that unites us all: blood. This movie has it all: an old dowager vampiress who was turned into her "forever body" at 55 who can't believe her raven-haired husband has eyes for a younger succubus; her husband, who can't believe how long it takes a human courtier to gift wrap the fleshy heart of a just-killed virgin eunuch; and more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766527)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: anal police squad hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766617)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location

There Will Be Even More Blood. In the spirit of "Scary Movie," the Wayans Brothers are at it again. These madcap vampires drip DELICIOUS iron-y as they stand dramatic convention on its head! Steve Buscemi plays Daniel Maimview, who is forced to explain, in laborious detail, to a perplexed Anna Faris how bloodsucking works. "I ... DRINK ... YOUR ... BLOOD! I DRINK IT UP!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766555)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location

Maim Night. Jason Bateman is a mild-mannered vampire name Max, who, along with an ensemble cast of legendary monsters, finds himself drawn into the most epic night of roleplaying in his life when a mysterious vampire hunter named The Romanian shows up to his country chateau. Little do they know that their game of make-believe? Just got real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766572)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: anal police squad hall

During the 1913 Gettysburg Reunion, veterans get more than they bargained for when an ancient curse causes thousands of war dead to return as vampires. Can the blue and grey put old grudges aside and survive this night of terror?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766578)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766585)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: doobsian site

shit, this one could actually be good with the right director at the helm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36766650)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: buff heaven clown



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Date: September 7th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Maize Tripping Partner Location



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Date: September 7th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Submissive know-it-all business firm antidepressant drug

3 old vampire buddies go to Thailand, discover ladybois and moon parties, decide to open a tourist agency that specializes in night tours, but they never bargained for this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36767349)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Obsidian juggernaut

I technically poasted this above already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4071923&forum_id=2#36768031)