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Finally forced myself to watch The Last Jedi.

Was the objective to make it as shitlib as possible? Holy Ch...
razzle-dazzle vermilion jewess
  09/10/18
Yes.
thriller telephone
  09/10/18
https://mobile.twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/6640898925996...
Flickering hairraiser box office
  09/10/18
That was basically the *only* objective.
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lo;l
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Devestating
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OBAMA'S AMERICA
bossy dingle berry
  09/10/18
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navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
fake, right?
Mind-boggling zombie-like marketing idea sanctuary
  09/11/18
Lol that's real?
Wine cerebral field
  09/11/18
100%
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
ljl
Unholy brilliant orchestra pit pervert
  09/11/18
forcing gamers and nerds to think political as a proud auti...
Crimson anal nowag sweet tailpipe
  09/10/18
DESCRIBE your rage
Vigorous Laser Beams
  09/10/18
MAF on a cosmic level- reaching galaxies far, far away
Crimson anal nowag sweet tailpipe
  09/10/18
I was angry as fuck. My GF said that I kept shaking my head ...
Comical striped hyena
  09/10/18
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Multi-colored peach den
  09/10/18
you gotta focus that energy- fruitless RAGE without directio...
bossy dingle berry
  09/10/18
JFC- your MAF butthurtness is not healthy
Vigorous Laser Beams
  09/11/18
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swashbuckling friendly grandma place of business
  09/10/18
i went in knowing it was bad, i had read all the reviews and...
honey-headed cruel-hearted queen of the night theatre
  09/10/18
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provocative liquid oxygen theater stage
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Flickering hairraiser box office
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I watched it on a flight and that was my conclusion too. Li...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/11/18
(((critics))) said it was the best star wars ever, including...
provocative liquid oxygen theater stage
  09/10/18
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internet-worthy principal's office
  09/10/18
91 on Rotten Tomatoes!
Self-absorbed halford toilet seat
  09/10/18
Star wars as a franchise sucks dick
Nubile Ruddy Round Eye Volcanic Crater
  09/10/18
Lmfao give me a break.
Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret
  09/10/18
In the movie's defense, it's really hard for anyone to look ...
odious hall
  09/11/18
Bro I saw it opening night when everyone was saying it was g...
bespoke sepia locale clown
  09/11/18
It was a top 3 Star Wars movie
Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret
  09/11/18
lol who are you, and what makes you tick?
provocative liquid oxygen theater stage
  09/11/18
Name 3 better movies then
Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret
  09/11/18
ESB ANH RotS
navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
Lol grow up
Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret
  09/11/18
yfwgi
navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
(Rian Johnson)
navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
...
Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested
  09/11/18
Lol
Comical striped hyena
  09/11/18
was possibly *THE* worst Star Wars movie ever made.
mauve masturbator center
  09/11/18
possibly? nothing comes close
canary hell water buffalo
  09/12/18
Actually, it was the worst of the entire Star Wars franchise...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
I watched Rogue One with the XO peanut gallery declaring it ...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/11/18
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canary hell water buffalo
  09/12/18
Cr. RO was 180. LJ was ljl
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
The fact that everyone on XO was so down on RO made my expec...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
I've been a ROmo since the day I saw it. Loved it.
Comical striped hyena
  09/13/18
The hilarious/depressing thing about it was that it only suc...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
it seemed like a labor of love from true fans in a lot of wa...
Comical striped hyena
  09/13/18
Also, they used the force sparingly. If Star Wars generally...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
still haven't seen any of the new disney wars movies. lic...
beta irradiated meetinghouse
  09/11/18
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/22/movies/star-wars-last-jed...
Wine cerebral field
  09/11/18
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Razzle Cobalt Stain
  09/11/18
“I was very hungry” We know
Umber awkward site
  09/12/18
I bet you could recast this movie but keep it exactly the sa...
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
  09/11/18
It would help, but no.
thriller telephone
  09/11/18
If one of the main plot arcs involved a histrionic female pi...
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
  09/11/18
No, I wouldn't have cared for a Holdo/Poe sex switch because...
thriller telephone
  09/11/18
The movie has lots of serious flaws but it is, by far, the m...
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
  09/11/18
“by far, the most interesting Star Wars film since Return of...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
Last Jedi was the only movie since the originals that tried ...
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
  09/13/18
Just because they tried to do something different doesn't ma...
Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested
  09/13/18
If he wanted to blaze its own trail, thats fine but dont cal...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
WTF are you trying to get at with selling more tickets? Abr...
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
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“WTF are you trying to get at with selling more tickets? ” ...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/17/18
The problem with your hypo is the hot shot female pilot -- n...
Filthy angry public bath
  09/11/18
I think you're kinda helping me out here.
Laughsome Rehab Faggotry
  09/11/18
It’s just a bad movie. It’s really kinda sad that your GC br...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
The characters are awful top-to-bottom, regardless of race ...
navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
nope. It just sucked.
Comical striped hyena
  09/11/18
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Boyish stag film jew
  09/13/18
No the main problem was the script. The cast (other than Lei...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
If there's anything Star Wars movies have proven, it is that...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
literally tried 3 times to watch it but fallen asleep before...
Unholy brilliant orchestra pit pervert
  09/11/18
lol same
pearly bateful stage
  09/11/18
Not sure what the political obsession is here, was just a ba...
wonderful ruby coffee pot
  09/11/18
That would have been interesting. Then Luke has to turn back...
navy hot azn native
  09/11/18
Because it was obviously pushing a political angle while mak...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/11/18
This was one of my main criticisms of the movie. There was s...
odious hall
  09/12/18
it just broke everything that was good about star wars, and ...
provocative liquid oxygen theater stage
  09/12/18
"There was some idea that it was a great movie because ...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/12/18
It destroyed Luke’s Hero’s Journey. Which is a mortal sin to...
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
It was so nonsensical that I think most view it as a totally...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
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navy hot azn native
  09/13/18
cr the movie sucks because there are no significant emotiona...
Impertinent quadroon
  09/13/18
Right, but RO was great exactly because it created emotional...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/13/18
Obeezy faps to the Laura Dern character btw
bat shit crazy school roommate
  09/12/18
lol’d
navy hot azn native
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bat shit crazy school roommate
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I take SJW critics at their word when they write stuff like ...
floppy black prole dragon
  09/13/18
Agreed. Pic of author is often very telling. It's why it ten...
Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested
  09/13/18
phenotype > all
swashbuckling friendly grandma place of business
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ljl
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
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lmfao
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navy hot azn native
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all newspaper columns had author pics back in the print days...
Carmine ungodly crackhouse juggernaut
  09/17/18
Lol at Star Wars fags. The originals sucked too. There hasn'...
Nubile Ruddy Round Eye Volcanic Crater
  09/13/18
Name your 5 favorite films
motley embarrassed to the bone chapel
  09/13/18
People who hate all SW films are as bad as people who love t...
Greedy Orchid Reading Party
  09/17/18


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Date: September 10th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle vermilion jewess

Was the objective to make it as shitlib as possible? Holy Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36780943)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: thriller telephone

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36780950)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Flickering hairraiser box office

https://mobile.twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/664089892599631872

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36780989)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

That was basically the *only* objective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782591)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: canary hell water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782593)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782685)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Boyish stag film jew

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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782592)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Crimson anal nowag sweet tailpipe

lo;l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782596)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Laser Beams

Devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782646)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling friendly grandma place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782689)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782799)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782999)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: bossy dingle berry

OBAMA'S AMERICA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783379)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: navy hot azn native



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling zombie-like marketing idea sanctuary

fake, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786647)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Wine cerebral field

Lol that's real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786899)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800696)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Unholy brilliant orchestra pit pervert

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787153)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Crimson anal nowag sweet tailpipe

forcing gamers and nerds to think political

as a proud autist i am MAF they destroyed are Star Wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782600)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Laser Beams

DESCRIBE your rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782649)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Crimson anal nowag sweet tailpipe

MAF on a cosmic level- reaching galaxies far, far away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782652)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Comical striped hyena

I was angry as fuck. My GF said that I kept shaking my head and mouthing curse words throughout the entire movie.

I never noticed myself doing this for anything else EVER in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782872)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783003)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: bossy dingle berry

you gotta focus that energy- fruitless RAGE without direction is useless. Did you go out and attack any jew-businesses afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783374)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Vigorous Laser Beams

JFC- your MAF butthurtness is not healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786187)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling friendly grandma place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782690)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: honey-headed cruel-hearted queen of the night theatre

i went in knowing it was bad, i had read all the reviews and critiques. and i still couldn't believe how bad it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36782991)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783009)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Flickering hairraiser box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36784097)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

I watched it on a flight and that was my conclusion too. Like "no fucking way, is this a parody?" Nope, the real thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787467)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage

(((critics))) said it was the best star wars ever, including all the old ones. keep trusting (((them))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783012)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783061)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed halford toilet seat

91 on Rotten Tomatoes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36784118)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Nubile Ruddy Round Eye Volcanic Crater

Star wars as a franchise sucks dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36783016)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret

Lmfao give me a break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785348)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: odious hall

In the movie's defense, it's really hard for anyone to look at it objectively now. Once you hear a movie is awful, and it starts off with a "yo mama's on hold joke" in outer space, people's minds will be made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785420)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: bespoke sepia locale clown

Bro I saw it opening night when everyone was saying it was good and I was like wtf is this shit? On the way out I pointed out like 37 plot holes and my bro in law was like yeah you’re right. Even my 13 yr old nephew and his friends all talk about how shitty it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785469)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret

It was a top 3 Star Wars movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785491)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage

lol

who are you, and what makes you tick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785893)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret

Name 3 better movies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785910)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

ESB

ANH

RotS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785911)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Stimulating international law enforcement agency regret

Lol grow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785913)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785914)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

(Rian Johnson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36785908)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Comical striped hyena

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786615)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: mauve masturbator center

was possibly *THE* worst Star Wars movie ever made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787112)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: canary hell water buffalo

possibly? nothing comes close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792101)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

Actually, it was the worst of the entire Star Wars franchise including video games and cartoons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36805564)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

I watched Rogue One with the XO peanut gallery declaring it was awful and came out saying "wait a sec, that was actually the best Star Wars flick since the original trilogy". I concluded this was dogshit because it was dogshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787476)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: canary hell water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792108)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

Cr. RO was 180. LJ was ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800704)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

The fact that everyone on XO was so down on RO made my expectations about as bad as going into LJ. That made RO that much better but LJ was still shockingly bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800717)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Comical striped hyena

I've been a ROmo since the day I saw it. Loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800889)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

The hilarious/depressing thing about it was that it only succeeded because the core team ignored it and allowed the "b-team" writers to actually do a good job. Also, RO managed, in addition to being a great movie itself, to plug a bunch of plot holes introduced by sloppy writing in earlier movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801917)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Comical striped hyena

it seemed like a labor of love from true fans in a lot of ways. Not perfect, but proof that you can tell a serious, somewhat dark story and make it really cool in the SW universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801928)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

Also, they used the force sparingly. If Star Wars generally has a single overarching flaw, it is that the force is essentially Godmode and can be used to resolve any situation to the favor of "the good guys". It feels cheap at times, especially when done sloppily as in TLJ. RO used it almost never so you actually felt like "oh fuck, they're really outnumbered, oh shit, their guys are actually dying..." It was far more real and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801959)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: beta irradiated meetinghouse

still haven't seen any of the new disney wars movies.

lick my ass GC!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786246)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Wine cerebral field

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/22/movies/star-wars-last-jedi-women-run-universe.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36786907)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle Cobalt Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787120)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Umber awkward site

“I was very hungry”

We know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792259)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

I bet you could recast this movie but keep it exactly the same in every other respect and xo consensus would be that it’s pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787105)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: thriller telephone

It would help, but no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787137)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

If one of the main plot arcs involved a histrionic female pilot ultimately getting smacked down, both literally and figuratively, by her cool and collected male commanding officer, and, of course, you get rid of the fat asian, xo would love this movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787216)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: thriller telephone

No, I wouldn't have cared for a Holdo/Poe sex switch because Holdo's plan was just stupid.

Recasting Rose wouldn't save her long and ultimately pointless subplot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787262)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

The movie has lots of serious flaws but it is, by far, the most interesting Star Wars film since Return of the Jedi. That's not really saying much, but if you're a fan of the franchise it should mean something to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787416)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

“by far, the most interesting Star Wars film since Return of the Jedi.”

Nope. Rouge One and Revenge of the Sith were both better.

But go ahead and defend the alcoholic bitter luke skywalker, the inexplicable Casino scene, or any of the other sps things about that movie.

Why are you so desperate to defend this steaming turd? Is it worth your credibility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800723)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

Last Jedi was the only movie since the originals that tried to expand the Star Wars universe and do something other than just kowtow to and backfill the original trilogy. It's by no means a good film and has some glaring flaws (the entire casino subplot) but at least it's trying to be its own film rather than simply an annex to something else.

Rogue One was bland but fine, the Abrams movie was also incredibly uninspired and the Lucas prequels are some of the worst films ever made. In that context, Last Jedi stands out to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802005)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested

Just because they tried to do something different doesn't make it good. There are plenty of other directions they could have gone in that would have been both different and good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802526)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

If he wanted to blaze its own trail, thats fine but dont call it star wars. When you make star wars episode 8 people expect it to pay some level of reverence to the other 7 film. But they didn’t do that bc they needed the install base from the franchse to sell tickets. Making this a cynical bait and switch at best. Nothing redeemable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802587)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

WTF are you trying to get at with selling more tickets? Abrams showed everyone how to make a new, but not really, Star Wars movie that takes no risks and makes tons of money.

The best franchises are composed of a series of films that can each stand on their own. There hasn't been a Star Wars movie like that since the originals. Strip away a few layers of shit and there's a movie that does that somewhere inside Last Jedi. There are a few scenes in Last Jedi that felt more like Star Wars (without obviously ripping something off from the originals) to me than anything post RotJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36803185)



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Date: September 17th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

“WTF are you trying to get at with selling more tickets? ”

How much more clearly do I need to spell this out for you? This is how Hollywood works. “Kathleen and Rian’s Magical Space Adventure” (which is what they wanted to make) wouldve sold 10 tickets so they used the install base from the Star Wars franchise.

I’m glad you agree that the movie is shit tho

“Best franchise films can stand on their own”

Maybe, but you agree this one is shit so that’s irrelevant here.

“There are a few scenes in LJ that felt more like Star Wars...”

You mean Leia floating through space, or Luke contemplating murdering his protege in his sleep? Seriously wtf are you babbling about? Even Mark Hamill himself said that the portrayal of Luke was inexplicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36824049)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Filthy angry public bath

The problem with your hypo is the hot shot female pilot -- nobody is buying that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787267)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Laughsome Rehab Faggotry

I think you're kinda helping me out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787279)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

It’s just a bad movie. It’s really kinda sad that your GC brainwashing is so deep that you feel compelled to defend this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800734)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

The characters are awful top-to-bottom, regardless of race or gender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787353)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Comical striped hyena

nope. It just sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787336)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Boyish stag film jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800797)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

No the main problem was the script. The cast (other than Leia) was actually pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800710)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

If there's anything Star Wars movies have proven, it is that you can get good actors and feed them just awful lines and have it be a disaster. Remember the Padme/Anakin romance dialogue? That was outright cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800730)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Unholy brilliant orchestra pit pervert

literally tried 3 times to watch it but fallen asleep before the end every time, so I still don't know what happens at the end

and I also don't care what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787159)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: pearly bateful stage

lol same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787166)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: wonderful ruby coffee pot

Not sure what the political obsession is here, was just a bad movie. The movie has an opportunity to have Rey and Ren join forces. That was the only interesting angle and they chose not to take it. Their interactions up to that point were the only good thing about the movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787289)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

That would have been interesting. Then Luke has to turn back Rey who kills Ren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787358)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

Because it was obviously pushing a political angle while making zero effort to be a decent movie.

Agree with your take on what would have made a better plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36787497)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: odious hall

This was one of my main criticisms of the movie. There was some idea that it was a great movie because it "killed the mythology" or some shit. But you're left with no fucking plot.

So all powerful Snoke or whatever is killed in some dumb way. Who cares? What now? You're just down the villain you hyped up for 4 hours.

So Kylo and Rey teamed up? Nevermind, they didn't. What now?

So Ren's parents don't matter. What now?

Like, even fucking reality shows about building fucking fish tanks try hard to invent narratives that make dramatic sense. You're not like "Wow wasn't that a great entertainment - nothing interesting happened it was just like real life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792098)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage

it just broke everything that was good about star wars, and it was supposed to be a masterpiece because it featured women as the real heroes, and some minority dudes thrown in. you cant make this shit up, it literally turned on its head everything that people love about star wars. i guess that comes with having to put women on top of saving the galaxy, i dunno. im sure in a true artists hands that could have been handled with class, but not when social justice warriors are in charge. they are like bulldozers destroying everything that worked before because white males did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792207)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

"There was some idea that it was a great movie because it "killed the mythology" or some shit"

It didn't though. If they said "fuck the dark vs light side nonsense" and joined forces then they could legitimately say that. They didn't.

"So all powerful Snoke or whatever is killed in some dumb way. Who cares? What now? You're just down the villain you hyped up for 4 hours"

Weirdly, they didn't even hype him up. I have no idea who Snoke is, where he came from, etc. We all knew far more about the Emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36793443)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

It destroyed Luke’s Hero’s Journey. Which is a mortal sin to anyone understanding Star Wars and basic narrative storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800758)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

It was so nonsensical that I think most view it as a totally different animal than the original Trilogy. Like I can't wrap my mind around the concept that these are the same people as I see Princess Leia floating through space because "the force".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800771)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: navy hot azn native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800772)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Impertinent quadroon

cr the movie sucks because there are no significant emotional stakes. the sjw crap just graduates it from colorful but insubstantial failure to unbearable slog.

i also thought rogue one was great. not amazing, but the best one since the original trilogy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800749)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

Right, but RO was great exactly because it created emotional stakes. And they did it despite having a bunch of characters with zero Star Wars history or background, which is remarkable.

In TLJ they had a bunch of characters people cared about, plus prior movies to build up the new characters, and managed to make everyone not give a fuck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800783)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy school roommate

Obeezy faps to the Laura Dern character btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36792110)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: navy hot azn native

lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800778)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy school roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800908)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: floppy black prole dragon

I take SJW critics at their word when they write stuff like this -

"Just to put my cards on the table, I thought The Last Jedi was pretty darn great. I’ve never been a huge Star Wars fan, but it was the first movie in the franchise that made me feel something other than, “That was neat,” and made me realize what it was that fans had always loved about the franchise. After I saw it the Monday before its release, I looked forward to finally feeling like part of the club."

https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/12/18/16791844/star-wars-last-jedi-backlash-controversy

I guess I accept that this was the guy's honest reaction to TLJ but it does make you wonder why weve allowed freaks of this nature to worm their way into prominent positions as critics. IMO any article should start with a giant picture of the author so you know who youre dealing with and their likely grievances against normal ppl.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2016+Summer+TCA+Tour+32nd+Annual+Television+PqXNUQUvWIGx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36800877)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged swollen idea he suggested

Agreed. Pic of author is often very telling. It's why it tends to be one of the first xo replies to any modern screed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801255)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling friendly grandma place of business

phenotype > all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801265)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801922)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Indigo Stirring Brunch

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36801948)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Flickering hairraiser box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802441)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802584)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: navy hot azn native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36803197)



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Date: September 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: Carmine ungodly crackhouse juggernaut

all newspaper columns had author pics back in the print days. Not as much with these faggot new media sites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36823822)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Nubile Ruddy Round Eye Volcanic Crater

Lol at Star Wars fags. The originals sucked too. There hasn't been 1 good star wars movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802563)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone chapel

Name your 5 favorite films

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36802593)



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Date: September 17th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Greedy Orchid Reading Party

People who hate all SW films are as bad as people who love the new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4073986&forum_id=2#36830060)