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In-house is not the CR.

Sounds great. In reality it's soul sucking. I'd take the ext...
[- -]
  09/11/18
Literally all that corporate shit goes on in law firms too s...
ARE Reptile
  09/11/18
In firms there's less concern with Suzie in HR and dealing w...
[- -]
  09/11/18
bro they MOVED his DESK. time to go back to 70 hours a we...
potluck
  09/11/18
At least I won't have to have a meeting with BECKY about our...
[- -]
  09/11/18
That sounds 300 times better than responding to an 11pm emai...
Martin Prince
  09/11/18
I genuinely dont know which is worse.
tonight, I made an extremely rare tactical error.
  09/11/18
Thatís the thing, now I think the meeting with Becky is actu...
[- -]
  09/11/18
Itís a simple rule. Likely to make partner = biglaw is bett...
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InTheZone
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
like you have a choice weirdo
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
I get headhunter calls asking if I want to go to firms all t...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
those headhunters call everyone, bro
cornhusker
  09/11/18
what firm would want to hire tmf and to do what
the marvel cinematic universe
  09/11/18
headhunters don't give a shit, they're just playing the numb...
cornhusker
  09/11/18
where do they even get his phone number
the marvel cinematic universe
  09/11/18
linkedin/google You can find anyone's phone number if you...
cornhusker
  09/11/18
Yep. Also, I was in touch with them 5+ years ago when I was...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
I have no doubt heíd be able to get some cucked out of couns...
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  09/11/18
law firms don't have compliance of counsel
the marvel cinematic universe
  09/11/18
the joke will be on us when tmf ends up as a partner in DLA ...
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  09/11/18
The money would be great but the lifestyle would be awful. ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
yeah exactly. also the fact that there are like three of tho...
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That's fine. Almost no one here is making GC at a megacorp ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
as long as you're not posting delusions of grandeur then we'...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
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Like Nutella says below, it is a 95%+ outcome. I don't unde...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
Way to mix top and bottom percentiles in the same sentence
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  09/11/18
Thatís a good little eichmann
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gape
  09/11/18
Cr
longwangpoontang
  09/11/18
Law firms have close to zero red tape compared to any other ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  09/11/18
LJL at this. Maybe a 5 man shitlaw mill. At 100 people +/- a...
ARE Reptile
  09/11/18
Most states have some kind of diversity / eliminating bias C...
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  09/11/18
one hour-long CLE a year. it doesn't even compare to the av...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  09/11/18
this. so much BS from HR, admin, etc at my biglol firm
;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;
  09/11/18
That is not remotely true.
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
(ITsubthread: non-peer non-elite "biglaw" firms th...
HojRakso
  09/11/18
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beautiful girl
  09/12/18
(guy who's never had a job at a law firm)
.,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
  09/11/18
Yeah, thatís not true.
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
You got the wrong rabbi, brother. Best piece of advice someo...
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
I had the right rabbi when I joined. Then his power was sapp...
[- -]
  09/11/18
Oh, man that fucking sucks. Is your dept big enough that you...
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
Nope, I'm stuck where I am and they don't freely transfer pe...
[- -]
  09/11/18
lol. Sorry, brother. Most people enjoy in-house, seems like ...
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
So much bullshit in corporate. But I check my phone once on...
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
That is the only good part.
[- -]
  09/11/18
The other good part is more than 1/3 of my comp is bonus or ...
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
Think back to when you were 20. Now reread your post about g...
No way jose
  09/11/18
Fuck yeah.
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
Ljl at delusional co snowflakes thinking they'd make megamil...
1920 North Side Mick Gangster
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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landman8
  09/11/18
...
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
Work is never the CR
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  09/11/18
Work sets you free.
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  09/11/18
The worst is dealing with all the people who think schedulin...
No way jose
  09/11/18
I hate myself to be able to say I've never missed a meeting....
[- -]
  09/11/18
You'll get there eventually
No way jose
  09/11/18
I don't understand how that is possible. A) They schedu...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
I block out time. I told my boss that people see a 30-minute...
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
They really don't. It gets to the point that you spend most ...
No way jose
  09/11/18
...
[- -]
  09/11/18
is it bad if this sounds amazing? i would much rather sit in...
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Cr Anyone who would rather be turning drafts of rog respo...
90s | obese | jamaal
  09/11/18
...
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It's that if you truly want a 9-5/6, then you need to fit th...
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
i just want 2-3 hours of meetings / calls where i don't have...
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Also you gotta be on dat decline and suggest new time tip. ...
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(Guy who "isn't a team player" and a "good fi...
Johannes Brahms
  09/11/18
(Milton) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsayg_S4pJg
.,....;...,.:...;...,....
  09/11/18
I'll get out my flashlight and can of pesticide.
[- -]
  09/11/18
cop. ain't no happiness nowhere
"'""'"'''''''
  09/11/18
Sounds like you're doing it wrong, brother, starting with th...
Brumus
  09/11/18
I am actively looking to jump ship. In round 3 of interviews...
[- -]
  09/11/18
what kind of biz
...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,
  09/11/18
Media related.
[- -]
  09/11/18
Wagecucking is cuckoldry. You cannot be both a self-actuali...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
Yep.
[- -]
  09/11/18
let people work at home then you buttfucking queer
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
I would love to, but GC has other plans.
[- -]
  09/11/18
How formal are these meetings? Do you have to bring a pen an...
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  09/11/18
Some are contract status calls, others are sales meetings to...
[- -]
  09/11/18
Lol how fucking gay. How can you respect yourself as a grown...
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Sometimes I write poetry, or work on my shading. I'm also tr...
[- -]
  09/11/18
The grass is always greener, my friend. In biglaw, yes, the...
nutella
  09/11/18
Lifestyle and family time isnít enough for men. Youíre not g...
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  09/11/18
cr
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
Youíre not special enough to actually accomplish anything me...
nutella
  09/11/18
Well, not with that attitude
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/11/18
you're a woman- maybe even a good woman perhaps, but a woman...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
(poasts from biglaw bathroom stall 2.5 hours per day)
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Non sequitur
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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Buck "The Club" Paulette
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corporate slave posting from a bathroom
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beautiful girl
  09/12/18
It doesnít matter what you want or donít want to do. The po...
nutella
  09/11/18
horrible outlook jfc. would rather die trying than accept b...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
So youíre legit working on a day to day basis to be some big...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
  09/11/18
huh? i'm in a do-nothing 10-5 inhouse job and I hate it bec...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
so you're just talking shit and not really dying trying rath...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
  09/11/18
yeah im a miserable wagecuck who got a "top 95+%" ...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/11/18
ok, fair enough. you're also a little full of shit
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::,
  09/11/18
"contemplating a change" Uh, sounds like you're...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
Salesman at least get a percentage of the profitsó their inc...
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  09/11/18
Are you 15? You have no clue about how sales works if you t...
nutella
  09/11/18
Have you ever worked a real commission based sales job? A go...
....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.
  09/11/18
I've done this. A ton of that shit is outside of your contr...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this...
InTheZone
  09/11/18
Great movie that also shows why sales is SPS.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
Lol I know how sales jobs and commission structures work. I...
nutella
  09/11/18
Not saying donít keep trying. But glass half Iíll v half em...
nutella
  09/11/18
the great thing about (some) inhouse jobs is that u have tim...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  09/11/18
I agree. Lots of downtime in house. So go learn a programm...
nutella
  09/11/18
That's it. I'm going to cop a $800k WFH in house gig.
cornhusker
  09/11/18
True. "If I were in SOFTWARE ENGINEERING then my life ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
harsh but fair.
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  09/11/18
I agree.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/11/18
...
InTheZone
  09/11/18
depends on the inhouse job my inhouse job has no bureaucr...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  09/11/18
Lol.
[_____Sign Here____]
  09/11/18
heavily influenced by particular circumstances, but generall...
hippo
  09/11/18
So you're one of them who work 10-3pm for $500k?
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more like 8:30/9-6 with rare later nights/weekend work...
hippo
  09/12/18
Jr atty tried to have me take the blame for something he fuc...
[- -]
  09/13/18
it's only suitable for women and tmf
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  09/13/18
Yeah, sales surely won't have politics and backstabbing.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  09/14/18
Once everyone realizes that decision makers have no idea wha...
No way jose
  09/13/18
...
[- -]
  09/13/18
Lol, perfect environment for a woman. They love games like t...
....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.
  09/13/18
Yep. Worst part is my boss was this chill fratty bro when I ...
[- -]
  09/14/18


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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: [- -]

Sounds great. In reality it's soul sucking. I'd take the extra stress etc. not to have to deal with the corporate bull shit anymore.

I'm a legal exec...and HR is unilaterally moving my office. They are also cramming an extra row of desks in the middle of the bullpen so those folks are going to be stepping all over each other. My boss is now beta-cucked by a senior exec that was hired over him getting promoted, so he's throwing a temper tantrum like a child. Working in house is like being in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786267)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: ARE Reptile

Literally all that corporate shit goes on in law firms too so what the fuck are your talking about? Firms fuck with seating on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786274)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:38 AM
Author: [- -]

In firms there's less concern with Suzie in HR and dealing with the marketing team's annoying b/s and meetings to schedule meetings for internal development etc.

If I have to deal with the corporate bullshit regardless, I might as well be paid a law firm salary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786288)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:39 AM
Author: potluck

bro they MOVED his DESK.

time to go back to 70 hours a week hanging out with sociopaths obsessed with detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786289)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:05 AM
Author: [- -]

At least I won't have to have a meeting with BECKY about our new wellness and diversity initiatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786312)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:12 AM
Author: Martin Prince (a space law scholar's scholar)

That sounds 300 times better than responding to an 11pm email like ďplease fix this draft by tomorrow morning. This was very sloppy. Noticed at least one defined term that you forgot to capitalize and Iím not sure Section 12 fixes the issue raised in my email from this afternoon. Please take another turn on this and get it back to me ASAP.Ē

Instead just enjoy your boring meeting that entails no actual stress or work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786326)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: tonight, I made an extremely rare tactical error.

I genuinely dont know which is worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786346)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: [- -]

Thatís the thing, now I think the meeting with Becky is actually worse. Itís all fraudlies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786367)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Itís a simple rule. Likely to make partner = biglaw is better and you should stay. Unlikely to make partner and therefore likely to get pushed out = inhouse is way, way, way, way, way better and you should leave biglaw asap.

Also Becky and her girl job coworkers in HR, marketing, etc. are far more likely to be fuckable chicks which is a substantial upgrade to any office environment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786461)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: InTheZone (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786939)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787413)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

like you have a choice weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787446)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I get headhunter calls asking if I want to go to firms all the time. They're insta-rejects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787464)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: cornhusker

those headhunters call everyone, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787631)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: the marvel cinematic universe

what firm would want to hire tmf and to do what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787639)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: cornhusker

headhunters don't give a shit, they're just playing the numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787643)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: the marvel cinematic universe

where do they even get his phone number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787654)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: cornhusker

linkedin/google

You can find anyone's phone number if you look a little bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787694)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Yep. Also, I was in touch with them 5+ years ago when I was interviewing and my phone/email hasn't changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787738)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


I have no doubt heíd be able to get some cucked out of counsel role. Anything with equity though? LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787892)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: the marvel cinematic universe

law firms don't have compliance of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787971)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


the joke will be on us when tmf ends up as a partner in DLA piper's data privacy practice as brought to you by Accenture-IBM-Microsoft consulting ... oh wait that shit's never ever ever going to happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787658)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

The money would be great but the lifestyle would be awful. No thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787710)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


yeah exactly. also the fact that there are like three of those jobs and you will never ever ever ever ever have one. you're essentially stuck in your current role for your life as you're little smalldick niche is not a gc track position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787798)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787840)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

That's fine. Almost no one here is making GC at a megacorp anyway. I just want a setup where I largely WFH, make decent money and enjoy my job, which is what I have. I just want to move up in my niche without wrecking the good aspects I currently have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788054)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


as long as you're not posting delusions of grandeur then we're cool. more power to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788085)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Like Nutella says below, it is a 95%+ outcome. I don't understand people that DEMAND a top 0.001% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788208)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Way to mix top and bottom percentiles in the same sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36790914)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Thatís a good little eichmann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788088)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: gape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786470)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786477)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Law firms have close to zero red tape compared to any other organization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786509)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: ARE Reptile

LJL at this. Maybe a 5 man shitlaw mill. At 100 people +/- all the usual bureaucracy comes into play -- including HR and retarded trainings of all sorts. Fuck, in NY we have to do a CLE on freaking diversity now so you cant escape the retarded shit even if you go solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786550)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

Most states have some kind of diversity / eliminating bias CLE requirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786573)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

one hour-long CLE a year. it doesn't even compare to the average pink collar experience. biglaw is hell but at least they treat people like adults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786721)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

this. so much BS from HR, admin, etc at my biglol firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786723)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

That is not remotely true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788293)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: HojRakso

(ITsubthread: non-peer non-elite "biglaw" firms that have become overrun by administration while V10 smooth operator litigators and transactionalists extraordinaire dominate the sSGbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbsad SCRUBBING ERROR Parse: Q4@108:49 revblock t-5 rebooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788667)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: beautiful girl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36792394)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


(guy who's never had a job at a law firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788232)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

Yeah, thatís not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788290)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

You got the wrong rabbi, brother. Best piece of advice someone gave me was to pick the right rabbi from the beginning. Like prison, if your boss has pull, you're set. If not, you're pretty much a bottom bitch for everyone.

Also HR is a pain in the ass. They fucking suck on multiple levels. Not sure what they do other than send emails back and forth in search of nonexistent answers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786298)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:52 AM
Author: [- -]

I had the right rabbi when I joined. Then his power was sapped from him when they hired a more senior exec. I had 6 good months, and now it's been total shit since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786304)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

Oh, man that fucking sucks. Is your dept big enough that you can find another team? Sometimes it's best to just hit the reset button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786316)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: [- -]

Nope, I'm stuck where I am and they don't freely transfer people between divisions/groups. Problem is, now this jr. atty is acting like fucking Dwight from The Office...straight up assistant to the regional manager. I'm trying to go solo or jump ship now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786524)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

lol. Sorry, brother. Most people enjoy in-house, seems like you just got a shitty situation. Although, not as bad as being surrounded by neurotic and overdemanding attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786689)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:52 AM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

So much bullshit in corporate. But I check my phone once on Saturdays and once on Sunday evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786303)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: [- -]

That is the only good part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786305)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

The other good part is more than 1/3 of my comp is bonus or deferred, which means I can easily save 40 percent of my salary, which means I will retire before 60.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786352)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: No way jose

Think back to when you were 20. Now reread your post about getting to retire slightly before 60. Good life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786539)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

Fuck yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786549)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: 1920 North Side Mick Gangster (Dragonchain hodler)

Ljl at delusional co snowflakes thinking they'd make megamillion$$$ by 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786730)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787440)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: landman8 (LaMarcus)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787442)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788287)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Work is never the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786364)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

Work sets you free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786368)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: No way jose

The worst is dealing with all the people who think scheduling meetings rather than doing actual work is the solution to everything. Meetings to talk about meetings. And god forbid you start declining the meeting invites. That's exactly what they want you to do. Then they get to tell everyone you aren't a team player and are the only reason X can't done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786534)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: [- -]

I hate myself to be able to say I've never missed a meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786585)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: No way jose

You'll get there eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786676)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I don't understand how that is possible.

A) They schedule minutes last meeting, sometimes at stupid hours. I've missed a meeting before because at 7:45am they threw an 8-8:30am. I log in at 8:30am or 9 or whatever and I already missed a meeting.

B) Meetings overlap all the freakin' time. You have to miss one or the other.

C) Sometimes you have something that urgently needs to get done and the stupid meeting that got scheduled is just less important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787454)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

I block out time. I told my boss that people see a 30-minute window on your Outlook and they snag it. They don't realize that I actually have shit to do other than being on a call.

Yea, you know the product you want to lunch next year? Yea, I need to start researching it and prepare/review the docs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786703)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: No way jose

They really don't. It gets to the point that you spend most of your time in meetings and the rest of it giving status updates on work you haven't been able to get to yet because all your time is spent in meetings and talking about doing work rather than actually getting to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786707)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: [- -]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786739)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


is it bad if this sounds amazing? i would much rather sit in meetings and chat than actually produce anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786792)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

Cr

Anyone who would rather be turning drafts of rog responses and keeping track of their time in 6 minute intervals over dicking around in meetings all day needs to be institutionalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787254)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788488)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

It's that if you truly want a 9-5/6, then you need to fit that work in there. What ends up happening is that they'll expect you to do the work outside of office hours. Not to mention that these aren't chill fratty bros you're talking with all the time. It usually some neurotic asshole that is like "Wait..wait..what is the name of the email? I need to search for it. Give me the title exactly as written." jfc.

Now that I'm working overseas, I go into the office. I don't want to bring work home with me. What ends up happening too is that people just toss everything for legal to approve when there isn't a legal issue. If it's from some big dick, yea I'll answer it. But, it's often some ops person being overly cautious and wanting everything to be approved/reviewed by legal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787359)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


i just want 2-3 hours of meetings / calls where i don't have to actually do anything actively. i don't mind doing some work part of the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787415)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


Also you gotta be on dat decline and suggest new time tip. ďI canít make this time because Iím in a [customer call/meeting with multiple Legal VPs/imeeting with meeting requesterís VP/etc.]. Can we reschedule for early next week?Ē This is my response to 70% of non-exec and non-Legal meeting requests and the central takeaway for them is reinforcing the message that my time is limited and demanded by people more important than them, so they shouldnít request meetings unless absolutely necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786988)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Johannes Brahms

(Guy who "isn't a team player" and a "good fit" for "this environment," and who will therefore be stealthed with no notice two weeks before Christmas this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787266)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


(Milton)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsayg_S4pJg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786663)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: [- -]

I'll get out my flashlight and can of pesticide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786690)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: "'""'"'''''''


cop. ain't no happiness nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36786950)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Brumus

Sounds like you're doing it wrong, brother, starting with that fact that you were up at 6:28 poasting this.

There are two CRs here. One, start your own business or jump ship to a company you actually want to help succeed and enjoy working for. Or two, phone it in and slide and let do at this company. Muddling along, checking boxes for HR and kow-towing to inane office politics is not TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787234)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: [- -]

I am actively looking to jump ship. In round 3 of interviews for another in house gig. Also am setting up my own business (slowly) and hoping to be free in 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787576)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


what kind of biz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787597)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: [- -]

Media related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787632)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

Wagecucking is cuckoldry. You cannot be both a self-actualized man and a wagecuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787399)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: [- -]

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787561)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


let people work at home then you buttfucking queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787475)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787512)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: [- -]

I would love to, but GC has other plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787564)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


How formal are these meetings? Do you have to bring a pen and pad to take notes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787756)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: [- -]

Some are contract status calls, others are sales meetings to update sales on contract status...which we have a report for but still feel the need to read the report together over video conference for. Others are marketing and publicity, HR etc...some are real meetings where I have to prepare and be on point, others are totally meaningless but NEED to have legal in.

It's weird if the attorney in the room doesn't have something to jot notes down in. I use a medium sized moleskin for my doodles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787825)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Lol how fucking gay. How can you respect yourself as a grown man if you go to meetings with a pen and a pad to take notes of what some woman or beta male is saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787838)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: [- -]

Sometimes I write poetry, or work on my shading. I'm also trying to leave my shitttty job (which most ppl on here seem like they would kill for). Plus, the moleskin fits in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36787871)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: nutella

The grass is always greener, my friend. In biglaw, yes, there is less bureaucracy and you donít typically interact with a bunch of dumbs whoíve been there for 20 years and wonít ever get fired. But the average biglaw tenure is, what, 4 years? Thereís a reason people donít survive biglaw but can be in house forever. Eventually people grow up and realize that work is just a means to pursue other things in life - typically family once you get past a certain age. So you go through the motions at work and sit in dumb meetings so you get to go home at 5pm and spend time with your family. You may find these to be unworthy and mundane goals, but youíre also not special and not destined for an interesting and meaningful career. to get paid $200k+ and work sane hours is a top 95%+ outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788031)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Lifestyle and family time isnít enough for men. Youíre not going to understand this point. Men need to have ownership and accomplish things. Going through the motions in some gay job is a recipe for a mid life crisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788044)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788051)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: nutella

Youíre not special enough to actually accomplish anything meaningful. Accept this and life gets easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788133)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Well, not with that attitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788330)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

you're a woman- maybe even a good woman perhaps, but a woman nonetheless so what do you know. men don't want to sit in gay meetings and be ineffectual just so they can race home at 5pm. time spent anywhere should be meaningful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788048)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: ...,...,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,


(poasts from biglaw bathroom stall 2.5 hours per day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788057)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788138)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788203)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788638)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788677)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:56 AM
Author: beautiful girl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36792528)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: nutella

It doesnít matter what you want or donít want to do. The point is that youíre not destined for anything better than this. Neither is 99% of the population. The quicker you accept this, the easier to appreciate what you have in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788125)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

horrible outlook jfc. would rather die trying than accept being neutered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788130)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


So youíre legit working on a day to day basis to be some big swinging dick rainmaker? Like youíre doing everything that goes with that? Or are you just coming in and grinding your work out but not much more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788142)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

huh? i'm in a do-nothing 10-5 inhouse job and I hate it because it's a waste of my time on earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788152)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


so you're just talking shit and not really dying trying rather than being neutered? I just don't understand your perspective here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788160)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

yeah im a miserable wagecuck who got a "top 95+%" outcome and I hate it. contemplating a change. now fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788171)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,:,.,.:...,:.::, (big dog)


ok, fair enough. you're also a little full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788178)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

"contemplating a change"

Uh, sounds like you're mostly whining. And your proposals are no less cucky ("I'll do SALES!!!" -- selling someone else's products on their terms for some table scraps).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788222)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Salesman at least get a percentage of the profitsó their income is directly tied to the amount of effort put in

You: fixed salary for editing documents all day, expected to deliver high quality work product at all times, might be considered for a ďraiseĒ every couple years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788270)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: nutella

Are you 15? You have no clue about how sales works if you think your comp is tied to the amount of effort you put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788304)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Have you ever worked a real commission based sales job? A good sales man can absolutely make more money based on his skill set. Obviously thereís a lot of shit sales jobs where it doesnít really matter what you do, and your expected commission doesnít change much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788349)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I've done this. A ton of that shit is outside of your control. Who gets to talk to who is based on what those in charge want. At the end of the day, you're still working for someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788402)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: InTheZone (emotional girth)

The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36790505)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Great movie that also shows why sales is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36790867)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: nutella

Lol I know how sales jobs and commission structures work. I work in asset management where sales is a huge component. Effort does not translate into commissions. Even being good at it does not mean things pan out. There are tons of sales people who work really hard and put in a lot of effort but dont make the commissions. Being good at sales requires a lot of luck, connections, and ability to meet the right people at the right time.

It also requires a lot of people above you to push through things like budget. For example, a large billion dollar deal falls through because brexit happened and potential client got skittish about investing in the UK. Sales guy is working on them for years and gets $0. Some people get stuck on shitty accounts with cheap clients and other luck out and get better accounts when the higher up retired. Also management occasionally changes the commission structure to emphasize and deemphasize sales goals. There is so much politics surrounding sales targets, goals, budgets etc. Some of these guys make millions of the dollars in commissions and theyíre really good at what they do, but theyíre still at the mercy of a lot of BS and complain constantly about not having control. Lol at you making anywhere close to what these guys make thinking somehow sales is some promised land free of corporate bs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36789097)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: nutella

Not saying donít keep trying. But glass half Iíll v half empty keeps things in perspective. at some point you have to accept your limits the older you get. Also, if you hate it that much and want to be an entrepreneur or whatever, then quit your job and do what you really want to do. Nothingís stopping you from doing so. But no, people are too pussy to do it and just bitch instead but have no plausible meaningful alternative career path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788176)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

the great thing about (some) inhouse jobs is that u have time to launch ur own side biz without giving up a stable income

i find that i actually work more hours after going inhouse, it's just that a lot of those hours are on my side ventures and not in my day job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788192)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: nutella

I agree. Lots of downtime in house. So go learn a programming language or read learn e commerce or whatever the fuck is interesting and meaningful to you. What I have an issue with are people who bitch about how they should be doing something more meaningful with their lives but donít actually do anything about it or just have an deluded sense of what that means. They often have unrealistic notions about how sexy or interesting some alternative career path is (again, grass is greener) and then find out that itís also filled with bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788277)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: cornhusker

That's it. I'm going to cop a $800k WFH in house gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788386)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

True. "If I were in SOFTWARE ENGINEERING then my life would be meaningful!" LOL, I work with people doing this every day who are no less miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788408)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

harsh but fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788630)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788213)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: InTheZone (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36790466)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

depends on the inhouse job

my inhouse job has no bureaucracy and ultra-flexible hours

the hours are so flexible that i sometimes think about moonlighting as a biglaw litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36788146)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: [_____Sign Here____] (CircuitCitySpecial)

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36791004)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: hippo

heavily influenced by particular circumstances, but generally disagree

been inhouse for 5+ years now and much happier, even when accounting for grass is greener syndrome, but i also have an ideal in-house situation that gets called out as unicorn flame on xo (not me specifically, but when others poast about similar situations)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36790963)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


So you're one of them who work 10-3pm for $500k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36792544)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: hippo

more like 8:30/9-6 with rare later nights/weekend work...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36797664)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: [- -]

Jr atty tried to have me take the blame for something he fucked up. I had no part in his deal and do not even supervise him...different offices. Ljl. In-house can really be a cuckfest with ppl that take 0 accountability. It's all blame shifting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36802335)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

it's only suitable for women and tmf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36802990)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Yeah, sales surely won't have politics and backstabbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36811293)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: No way jose

Once everyone realizes that decision makers have no idea what they do on a day to day basis, it just becomes a giant game of people blaming each other. You can just make things up and no one will know or care to put in the effort to figure out. There's zero accountability. I hate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36803058)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: [- -]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36803614)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Lol, perfect environment for a woman. They love games like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36804764)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: [- -]

Yep. Worst part is my boss was this chill fratty bro when I was hired on. Then the female exec was hired over my boss getting promoted, and now he's a pissy betacuck. It's been way more sad watching his transition than I thought it would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4074643&forum_id=2#36806608)