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Watching 40-something y/o men trying to charm a hot young 20s spinner bartender
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:36 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter JFC. She’s like 4’11” and 85 lbs. Naturally cute & innocent. Glasses. Every guy in the place seems utterly helpless to not try to flirt with her, even one guy directly in front of his 5 shrew wife.
One guy said, “What’s your name?” She said, “Anna.” He said, sadly, “That’s a pretty name!” as his hair dye metaphorically ran down his face.
The other bartender I’ve met before. She is pretty, & also young 20s, but 5’11”, broad shoulders, husky voice. Probably a dyke, though she actually actively flirts with me. Almost certainly was an athlete. Would provide alpha sons.
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:36 PM Author: outnumbered stubborn prole yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835397) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac stain piazza I like spinner chicks, not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835420) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:42 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter 180, friend. They are my favorite. You can just throw them around in bed. Unnnnnnnngh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835436) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: aphrodisiac stain piazza Sounds Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835455) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: greedy mewling coffee pot mental disorder Also, my tiny dick looks enormous in their tiny hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835460) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: Brindle range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835477) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: coral slippery becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835490) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:59 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835566) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Narrow-minded marvelous national security agency karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836017) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle cream kitchen lolll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837802) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: Brindle range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835446) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: Brindle range There are some really short chicks who are sluts for tall (6'4"+) guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835450) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:59 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter Very true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835570) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: adventurous henna theatre telephone A guy that age can probably charm an early 20's girl (although maybe not a bartender who gets hit on constantly). But these guys forget that they need to focus on youthfulness. I saw one guy doing this routine once. He was a huge, jacked dude who clearly lifted. But he had standard middle aged skin, didn't seem to use moisturizer or sunscreen, certainly not Retin-A. He could have picked up a woman his own age for sure. But not a young chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835451) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:57 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter She must get hit on 100s of times per day. She clearly has zero interest in these middle aged men.
One of them is a tall guy with good hair who was probably alpha in his day. He’s the one with the shrew 5 wife or gf. The wife appears to have pretty big tits hidden under her cardigan. She was probably pretty hot in her day. Now she’s shoveling appetizers down her aged gullet. Poor guy. He no doubt can do better for his age. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: Brindle range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835562) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: cerise stage Is the skin on your Scalp youthful, faggot? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835936) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:48 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter God damn it. Spinner bartender rolled her shirt sleeves to a few inches above her dainty wrists, revealing part of what obviously is an extensive full sleeve tattoo. Wtf is wrong with her that she’d do that to her naturally cute, feminine self at age 22ish?
Jfc millennials. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: Pearl Police Squad It is a really sad trend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835507) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:55 PM Author: greedy mewling coffee pot mental disorder The worst thing about millennials... and shrews.
Was explaining this to sleeved shrew... "I actually liked tattoos when they were taboo. Now, it's taboo to not have tattoos, and I REALLY like that." Surprisingly, she said "Actually makes sense." |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter It makes logical sense. But I’m sure her bird brain is still drawn to the tribal nature of men with tats, as it taps into her innate desire for the highest status tribe members, who used body markings & trinkets to signal their rank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835661) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Big Honey-headed Parlor Party Of The First Part It's like spray-painting graffiti on the Mona Lisa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835523) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835559) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: mischievous center generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835947) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:55 PM Author: Brindle range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835537) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:56 PM Author: aphrodisiac stain piazza Sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835542) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835561) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:00 PM Author: Seedy Sadistic Church Corn Cake So basically you're seething at a bunch of dudes who dont give a fuck flirting with a bartender who has seen more action than a 90s pornstar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835572) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:07 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter Not sure where you concluded I was “seething.” I was lamenting about how sad the aging process is. I looked at their pathetic efforts to flirt, & her lack of interest, & couldn’t help but think I must look the same way when I hit on women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835633) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Seedy Sadistic Church Corn Cake There's no such thing as "hitting on" a waitress. They don't want to sleep with 99.99999% of customers. No shit. But food service people exist to be...dear god...spoken to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835658) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:13 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter As is readily apparent in my other posts, I talk to wait staff, including this spinner. I hope I’m not looking as pathetic as these other guys, but I probably am, which was the point of my sad observation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835685) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: Seedy Sadistic Church Corn Cake As long as you're not grabbing their asses or asking for their numbers it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36835699) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:04 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter She was just cheerfully talking to me about a dish on their menu.
The overweight guy next to me was asking “what she recommended,” & she raves about something, & only heard the end of it, & I asked her what she was raving about, then she ignored the shlub & started talking to me. I think he was pissed. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter Holy shit. The shrew 5 wife just ordered MORE food while the husband tried flirting with the bartender.
Their friends are a half AZN guy, his white shrew wife who is slightly more attractive than the tall guy’s wife, & the AZN guy’s wife is trying to subtly flirt with the tall guy while the AZN guy gets ignored, & the tall guy ignores both shrews while flirting with the spinner bartender.
This is 100% not flame. Can’t believe it’s playing out. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Arousing pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836018) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter Another odd situation played out. A probably late 40s couple walked in. Seemed like they were in the early stages of dating. Divorcees, I’d guess.
The woman had a great body for her age, but not a great face. She flirted with me when asking if anyone was sitting next to me, which made me feel good, but I felt kind of bad for the guy. She is clearly still looking for Chad, & this guy, though not bad looking, isn’t it.
The bar had an air conditioner gust, though, that made her put on her jean jacket, & they ended up moving seats away from the vent. I jokingly said, “Scared you away already?” And she laughed & invited me to join them. |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:08 PM Author: boyish sneaky criminal are you hitting on this girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836058) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter Her bf showed up 30 minutes ago. He looks slightly like I do, but he’s younger & in better shape, I’m taller, broader shoulders, better hair. She got him a bunch of free food & apologized to me saying she didn’t want me to think she was giving others free food but not me, but that she “knew him.” Later overheard him saying they live together. Seems like a good guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836255) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:34 PM Author: Curious pungent goyim I see this all the time. Flirt a little with these forlorn older dudes so they can delude themselves and make an extra couple hundred bucks a night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36836271) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: lavender haunted graveyard associate LMAO at mid 30s alcoholic fuckup dr. thunder sitting at some shitty bar projecting his feelings of inadequacy on the other tools drinking there while he sexually fixates on the prole-faced spinner bartender. he's indulging himself with fantasies of dominance while drinking himself into a frenzy, just another scarlet-nosed drunk yelling from the sidelines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837612) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:18 PM Author: jet brunch double fault sad but fair. DT I used to look up to you, what happened to you man get it together and start attending an LDS church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837650) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:22 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter strong poast/moniker synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837687) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: jet brunch double fault you caught me. please proceed, governor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837844) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter damn, bro. you seem the frenzied one. (and probably the one "projecting feelings of inadequacy.") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837679) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:25 PM Author: lavender haunted graveyard associate brother I am rooting for you but you have a bad blindspot for your boorish, moronic, booze-fueled tendencies.
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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:02 AM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter first, thank you for rooting for me. i appreciate it. but i'm not boorish & moronic. well, not 99% of the time.
i think corp slave was correct when he said before i have a good heart. sometimes that gets me in trouble because, as my father used to say, "the world is made for people with no self-awareness."
i've commented on here before i vacillate between chad and introspective. a very bright, pretty, girl once (complimentary in her opinion) called me a "niche market." if i were a genuine chad, i'd be the market for a majority of girls. but i've still done quite well. the best compliment i've repeatedly received is that i have "intelligent eyes." but i go through stretches of depression and drinking. i had a stressful childhood. to quote jimmy mcgill, "i guess that's my cross to bear." |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:14 PM Author: Talented toilet seat great thread without even a single pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837618) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Canary Vivacious Fat Ankles House cr. OP can we get some screenshots of chinese text messages in here STAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36841432) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:15 PM Author: Histrionic ratface don't b mean to corp slave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837625) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:24 PM Author: Pale university round eye OP why da fuck you at a bar for two hours by urself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837706) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:04 AM Author: Salmon Faggot Firefighter eating dinner, drinking, and people watching. i thought i provided some good not-flame content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36837979) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: heady whorehouse male attractiveness peaks at 50 this is scientifically proven |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:33 PM Author: hyperventilating hell tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080723&forum_id=2#36841550) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 5:15 PM Author: jet brunch double fault *as measured by quantity
at 50 you too can beat off thousands of 50-something single women with a stick |