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POLL: when is the last time you shit your pants?

Defined as requiring an underwear change.
Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich
  09/18/18
two days ago? does just after midnight count as the night p...
White pocket flask antidepressant drug
  09/18/18
Morning
Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich
  09/18/18
then yesterday
Puce Plaza Newt
  09/18/18
Ty
Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich
  09/18/18
honestly did that with my now wife after a long bout of horr...
mischievous flatulent kitty cat therapy
  09/18/18
jfc now thats a good woman
Pink coffee pot potus
  09/18/18
i remember getting really drunk a couple days later and thin...
mischievous flatulent kitty cat therapy
  09/18/18
180
seedy multi-colored garrison
  09/19/18
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Titillating bisexual scourge upon the earth filthpig
  09/19/18
this is my worst nightmare on a flight. I travel for busines...
Mauve excitant idea he suggested
  09/19/18
very recently. was out jogging with no bathroom around and s...
mint mediation love of her life
  09/18/18
i was coaching basketball. i had a 7-11 coffee that, in r...
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/18/18
haha holy shit
180 Old Irish Cottage Pervert
  09/18/18
...
Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich
  09/18/18
*claps* tytyty. this is why we come to XO
mahogany offensive sanctuary goal in life
  09/18/18
ty friend. means a lot. i'm actually fairly proud i wrote...
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/19/18
lmao
Pink coffee pot potus
  09/18/18
...
appetizing weed whacker
  09/18/18
literal lol
Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/18
thanks, jim. means a lot coming from you.
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/19/18
...
Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/18
...
Disgusting location faggotry
  09/19/18
...
slap-happy bawdyhouse
  09/19/18
...
crystalline cocky indian lodge
  09/19/18
would read again. just did. still good.
Shimmering unholy bbw range
  09/19/18
ty
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/19/18
Better question: when's the last time I didn't?
Aphrodisiac domesticated library gay wizard
  09/18/18
(George Brett)
Bat shit crazy violet national security agency
  09/18/18
Every time I drink more than a 12 pack
insane den
  09/18/18
I sharted in my boxers like two weeks ago. It was the day af...
smoky theatre
  09/18/18
oh that's nbd. most of us regularly shart
Metal hospital
  09/19/18
Sharting happens more often than I would have thought. La...
Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/18
180
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/19/18
june or july 2015, but i was going commando at the time, so ...
Histrionic national windowlicker
  09/19/18
right now
Lemon racy step-uncle's house sex offender
  09/19/18
anytime i drink more than five drinks, and then walk over a ...
Shimmering unholy bbw range
  09/19/18
9 years ago. CLE for my group. Sitting around some conferenc...
olive half-breed
  09/19/18
...
Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/18
1 fucking 80
Cheese-eating federal circlehead
  09/19/18
impressive work.
Mauve excitant idea he suggested
  09/19/18
three years ago this November. duck hunting. I ate a granola...
Mauve excitant idea he suggested
  09/19/18
should have just hung ass outside the blind and dropped the ...
Histrionic national windowlicker
  09/19/18
less a turd and more a shit spray normally this would hav...
Mauve excitant idea he suggested
  09/19/18
should have hung ass out the top of the blind and sprayed sh...
Histrionic national windowlicker
  09/19/18
I can’t imagine any circumstances where I would not vote for...
Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich
  09/19/18
month ago vomitted my intestines out and shit my pants simul...
thirsty tan sweet tailpipe locale
  09/19/18
Two months ago. Thanks, Mexico City!
stirring degenerate locus
  09/19/18
had surgery a couple years ago and was prescribed opioids. h...
Indigo blood rage corn cake
  09/19/18
that's probably not the opioids, which generally have a cons...
Histrionic national windowlicker
  09/19/18


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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich

Defined as requiring an underwear change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837661)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: White pocket flask antidepressant drug

two days ago? does just after midnight count as the night prior or the morning of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837669)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich

Morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837682)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Puce Plaza Newt

then yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837685)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837689)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: mischievous flatulent kitty cat therapy

honestly did that with my now wife after a long bout of horrible food poisoning (violently ill flying home from park city, shit/puked 40+ times over three-four hours, probably lost ten pounds, they came very close to landing the plane thinking i had ebola or something).

woke up with a huge shit stain in her apartment after we thought the worst of it was over. she helped me gather up the sheets and scrub the mattress, and it was still pretty early in our relationship. wife material. brought me soup and took care of me for the rest of the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837703)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Pink coffee pot potus

jfc now thats a good woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837750)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: mischievous flatulent kitty cat therapy

i remember getting really drunk a couple days later and thinking to myself "WOW" i should marry this one

one of those weird things i remember pretty clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837763)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: seedy multi-colored garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838237)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: Titillating bisexual scourge upon the earth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838637)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Mauve excitant idea he suggested

this is my worst nightmare on a flight. I travel for business pretty regularly and have developed the habit of fasting on travel days just to avoid this sort of thing happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840663)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: mint mediation love of her life

very recently. was out jogging with no bathroom around and suddenly got the runs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837727)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

i was coaching basketball.

i had a 7-11 coffee that, in retrospect, i realize was contaminated with bacteria.

i was in a suit, because i had to arrive straight from work, with the brief stop at 7-11 for some caffeine after a long day being my only interruption.

i am drinking my coffee as i run practice. an hour in, my stomach starts to rumble. i try to fight it off. 20 minutes later, it is 10 minutes before practice ends.

i can't fight it off any more.

i tell my assistant coach to wrap up practice. i'm not feeling well. some parents were watching, arriving early to pick up their kids, which adds to the embarrassment.

problem is, it was early in the season and i didn't know where the bathrooms were in the school we were assigned gym time.

i frantically run around in search of porcelain, but the clock is ticking. fast.

after about 45 seconds, i'm in trouble.

unable to locate a restroom, i sprint outside. it's dark. 9 pm.

cars are pulling up to pick up their children, the ones i'm entrusted with coaching.

i change my sprint to an extremely fast walk and, in a flurry of improvisation, decide to go in an alley toward the back of the school.

i drop my pants to shit on the blacktop, but it's already too late. it started forcing its way out seconds before. in my new suit.

i tear off a handful of grass and do my best to wipe. i get into my car, humiliated, and have to drive home. i was living with my parents temporarily at the time, so i knew the ignominy wasn't over.

and it sure wasn't.

i had left my dress coat inside the gym.

i had to call my assistant coach and have him bring my coat to my car. i tried barely cracking the driver's side door open.

but, let's face it, the stench was overwhelming. he slid me my coat between the thin space i had allowed, gagging upon reflex when it opened.

we never talked about it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837787)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: 180 Old Irish Cottage Pervert

haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837803)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837846)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: mahogany offensive sanctuary goal in life

*claps* tytyty. this is why we come to XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837885)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

ty friend. means a lot.

i'm actually fairly proud i wrote this off the top of my head from a memory from a few years ago. not something i had prepared or saved or anything like that. but definitely not flame. 100% accurate.

i always assume i'm going early dementia. so it feels good to contribute to a high iq medium like xo & have a poaster appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838226)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Pink coffee pot potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837901)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: appetizing weed whacker



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838240)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

thanks, jim. means a lot coming from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838264)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838291)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:47 AM
Author: Disgusting location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838504)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: slap-happy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838694)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: crystalline cocky indian lodge



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Shimmering unholy bbw range

would read again.

just did. still good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838621)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840618)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac domesticated library gay wizard

Better question: when's the last time I didn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837806)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy violet national security agency

(George Brett)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837873)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: insane den

Every time I drink more than a 12 pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837897)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: smoky theatre

I sharted in my boxers like two weeks ago. It was the day after an international flight and I was all fucked up and tired and sickish. Luckily it was at my house/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36837913)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Metal hospital

oh that's nbd. most of us regularly shart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838233)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard

Sharting happens more often than I would have thought.

Last full on shit my pants was August 17, 2016 - I have a pic and just looked it up. Story isn't remarkable (ordinary timing miscalculation) but it could have been if I wasn't at home. Ended up on the floor, on and around the toilet, and on my underwear, shorts, and socks. The shitty (hehe) part was that my wife was irritated with the kid that day so when I was begging for some help from our guest bathroom she either didn't hear me or ignored me, so I had to wrap a towel around myself and trudge up to our bathroom with a poopy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838267)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838275)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Histrionic national windowlicker

june or july 2015, but i was going commando at the time, so i guess it doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838444)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Lemon racy step-uncle's house sex offender

right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838618)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: Shimmering unholy bbw range

anytime i drink more than five drinks, and then walk over a block or two without first consuming some water, i think i have to fart but always got fooled by the dirty turtlehead shart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838656)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 6:49 AM
Author: olive half-breed

9 years ago. CLE for my group. Sitting around some conference room table in midtown listening to innane blather from some partner from another group. Didn't want to be rude by jumping up mid-speech and interrupt the autist's flow, so I let a fart quietly escape.

Sadly, the turtle followed his cough and I could feel the load in my shorts. As quickly as I could at the next pause, I ran to the bathroom. Shit had permeated my shorts and exuded through my suit pants. Threw the underwear in the garbage, put shit stained pants on and ran out of office.

took cab home, showered, changed, cab back to office. gone for no more than 20 mins. rejoined CLE like it was NBD. However I refused to sit in my old chair, as I knew shit had leaked through pants onto it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36838706)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Arrogant Exhilarant Institution Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36839912)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal circlehead

1 fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840444)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Mauve excitant idea he suggested

impressive work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840660)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Mauve excitant idea he suggested

three years ago this November. duck hunting. I ate a granola bar and slammed a coffee on the way to the duck pond. felt the shit coming on as we waded out to our blind but figured I could hold it back until after we were done hunting. fast forward about an hour, just as first light is about to hit and ducks are going to start flying, I can't hold it back anymore. I announce to my hunting buddies that I'm either going to have to wade out and shit in the pond (which would probably scare off the ducks) or shit in my waders. unanimous vote that I should shit in my waders. we all limited out in an hour and a half, and I had to wear shit filled neoprene waders all the way back to the hunting lodge before being able to get myself cleaned up. the waders sealed everything in. I can't begin to describe the smell when I first peeled them off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840646)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Histrionic national windowlicker

should have just hung ass outside the blind and dropped the turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840807)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Mauve excitant idea he suggested

less a turd and more a shit spray

normally this would have been the move, but the timing was fucked. right at first light as flyers are starting to come in. the other 5 guys would have been pissed if I spooked the ducks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840821)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Histrionic national windowlicker

should have hung ass out the top of the blind and sprayed shit into the air so it would simply evaporate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36845731)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged church building sandwich

I can’t imagine any circumstances where I would not vote for a bro to shit his pants. It would be bro malpractice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36845778)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: thirsty tan sweet tailpipe locale

month ago vomitted my intestines out and shit my pants simultaneously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840649)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: stirring degenerate locus

Two months ago. Thanks, Mexico City!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36840676)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Indigo blood rage corn cake

had surgery a couple years ago and was prescribed opioids. had a very pathetic reaction to the pain meds and shit myself three times one night. my wife helped me throughout the night with such empathy that i didn't even feel embarrassed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36841171)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic national windowlicker

that's probably not the opioids, which generally have a constipating effect. imodium, for instance, is an opioid agonist. did you get antibiotics as part of the surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080945&forum_id=2#36845715)