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But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges. |
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Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Chartreuse step-uncle's house skinny woman Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM Author: maroon cruise ship boistinker Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM Author: maroon cruise ship boistinker Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: emerald theatre corn cake once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off
I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).
I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM Author: crusty toilet seat keepsake machete The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: maroon cruise ship boistinker I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: Clear stage Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: transparent personal credit line ape Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM Author: Khaki milk pocket flask did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: maroon cruise ship boistinker Six pack... Never tried that method. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Khaki milk pocket flask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM Author: Adventurous bat shit crazy nursing home Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: Pungent bateful native wrinkle Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: maroon cruise ship boistinker (guy who drank glass sediment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805) |
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