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3 yrs as Excel monkey "analyst" at F500. What should next step be?
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape In T2 city where I could rent a nice place for $1500 and an average-ish place for $1100.
100% not doing an MBA
Make in the 80s plus small bonus for chill 40 hrs.
In ~1 year, could probably be promoted to manager and make $90ish + a little more bonus
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Saffron aromatic cumskin immigrant law school and suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844560) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: Big sepia incel Move to manager of similar department at company you like better that pays more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844565) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape You're saying now or after I get promoted? Companies would hire someone as a manager whose only "managing" experience was supervising an intern?
I have no idea how this stuff works. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: Big sepia incel Is slightly harder ime but not impossible.
Do you actually want to manage people or go more technical route? |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:08 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape Whichever pays more. I don't have any real technical skills beyond the basic SQL needed to run fairly simple queries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844600) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Big sepia incel I was in your position very recently. I got interviews for 20 percent pay raise by moving analyst jobs and two 35 percent raises to move into manager jobs. Took a management job with second highest pay for fewer reports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844611) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:08 PM Author: Big sepia incel You can make 20 to 30 percent more by changing jobs right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844599) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:11 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape Got current gig from undergrad campus recruiting. How do ppl even find jobs in the real world? Indeed and stuff like that? Just spam out resume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844623) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Big sepia incel Indeed is kinda trash. LinkedIn all easy apply jobs and all jobs on corporate websites that only require a resume and an application. Do not apply to jobs that require cover letters unless you really want it. Its a numbers game. 10 to 20 applications a week until you get a job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844646) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:15 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape Noted. TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844659) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: Big sepia incel gl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844667) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: Sickened dull toilet seat Has someone suggested suicide yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844590) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed masturbator cuck Associate Excel Monkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844614) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:11 PM Author: motley violent macaca idiot Stick it out until you make manager or you’ll be a grunt forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844617) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:23 PM Author: pungent emerald giraffe chicago booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844709) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:30 PM Author: exciting rebellious place of business organic girlfriend two years of fun business school (if you could get into a decent one) and investment banking or consulting. otherwise enjoy being poor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844758) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:32 PM Author: Big sepia incel U think he could cop ib with shit analyst background after b school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844765) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: exciting rebellious place of business organic girlfriend banking doesn’t require applicable work experience out of b school. just a good b school and interview skills
his biggest hurdle will be getting into a good enough b school with shitty work experience |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:34 PM Author: Big sepia incel Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844787) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape the ppl who left from my role for mba this past year went to uva/duke/yale
i have no interest mba though. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: Big sepia incel Enjoy poor I'm gonna fucking make it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844845) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:45 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape lol. mba is ncr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844899) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Big sepia incel Detail your reasoning pls brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844913) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:49 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home its a shitload of debt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844938) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:52 PM Author: Big sepia incel Only like 120k which will be the difference in your pre and post graduation salary after day 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844984) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home isnt it like over 200k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845352) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: Big sepia incel Average looks like 165k all in, 100k in tuition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845367) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:51 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape the opportunity cost just seems very high
tuition is ridiculous
2 years of lost salary
it seems like outside of the top schools, average post-mba starting salary is like $100K. i think id be in the same spot in two yrs just from staying where i am.
i graduated ug w a bunch of loans. never giving my $$ to a school again.
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: Big sepia incel Yah ud have to do m7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844992) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:56 PM Author: exciting rebellious place of business organic girlfriend not that high given his current (shit) salary. weighed against the sheer fun of the experience and totally changing his earnings trajectory, this is an easy call.
third year associates pull in ~$400k at bulge brackets FYI |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:57 PM Author: Big sepia incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845025) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home pretty much anywhere we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845357) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:32 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home start your own F500 company using the unique skill set you have developed over the past 3 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36844766) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM Author: thriller people who are hurt trying to help someone out who's trying to get out of a non-business career path and into some kind of bottom barrel analyst role, he's got a bio degree and he's trying to decide if he needs to do some postbacc studies or a 2nd bachelors in finance or business to make it happen
wat do u think, additional study needed? |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:43 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape the problem for him would be his entry point--basically all of our analyst candidates come from OCR. in general, if your resume looks at all promising, we'll send candidates a math test and if they do well, they can get a phone screen.
im not sure how other companies do things. if he were still in ug and claimed he decided he wanted to do business, he'd be fine as long as he did well on math test/cases. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: frisky idea he suggested something fortuitous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845262) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:23 PM Author: frisky idea he suggested d'you use VBA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845320) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape occasionally. spend most of my time in teradata/tableau/SAS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845349) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: frisky idea he suggested In F500 is there a distinction between "accountants" and "analysts"? Like do the accountants work for the controller? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845366) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape yes. i dont do any accounting type work. i'm in the strategy department, so my title is strategy analyst. accountants are either accting specialists (low-level) or accting analyst (higher level work).
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Stimulating Nursing Home dont you have to work in consulting before landing a strategy role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845412) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: Big sepia incel Not unless ur Jason Bourne a born consultant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845419) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:41 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape no, this was my first job out of UG.
i dont do "sexy" strategy work like m&a or anything like that, but my title is strategy analyst. dont want to outself but a lot my work centers on credit risk profiling. |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like library karate capital one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845595) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape no but similar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36846092) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: frisky idea he suggested What d'you major in to be a F500 analyst? Does it have to be business, or do they provide paid training like the Wall Street analysts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845403) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:37 PM Author: talented orange parlour ape id say our group is 60% econ/biz and 40% engineering. i guess you need some very basic business intuition to make it through the cases, but if you pass those to get an offer, they provide training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845457) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Transparent volcanic crater Data science masters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845415) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: Big sepia incel Lol fuck no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845421) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Transparent volcanic crater Data science phd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845471) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Big sepia incel For the love of jfc no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845506) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:42 PM Author: Transparent volcanic crater Data science llm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845530) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:42 PM Author: Big sepia incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845538) |
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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: frisky idea he suggested Is your job basically sitting in front of the computer, aside from meetings and such? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081780&forum_id=2#36845996) |