Chad Talks With a Shewish Woman
| demanding cerise pistol | 09/20/18 | | Confused chestnut stag film haunted graveyard | 09/20/18 | | demanding cerise pistol | 09/20/18 | | Fluffy self-centered forum | 09/20/18 | | Coral sexy puppy indian lodge | 09/20/18 | | Curious copper water buffalo lodge | 09/20/18 | | Boyish Haunting Really Tough Guy | 09/20/18 | | Chartreuse mental disorder | 09/20/18 | | brindle church | 09/20/18 | | flesh lascivious cumskin | 09/20/18 | | Sapphire Jew Trust Fund | 09/20/18 | | Violent Alpha Den | 09/20/18 | | Yellow Locale Becky | 09/20/18 | | concupiscible school | 09/20/18 | | orchid diverse garrison friendly grandma | 09/20/18 | | cordovan boltzmann | 09/20/18 | | crawly lay | 09/20/18 | | pale judgmental volcanic crater psychic | 09/20/18 | | Crystalline brethren ratface | 09/20/18 | | demanding cerise pistol | 09/20/18 | | Internet-worthy hyperactive stage | 09/21/18 | | Cracking pearl private investor | 03/13/20 | | Stirring rehab | 03/13/20 | | Trip chrome temple | 03/13/20 | | pale judgmental volcanic crater psychic | 03/29/22 | | Slate native circlehead | 03/29/22 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 20th, 2018 2:07 AM Author: demanding cerise pistol
Now Chad had to go through the East Village, and he came to a bar named Mace where a Shrewish Woman had come drinking cocktails. Chad said to her, "Will you buy me a beer?"
The Shrew said to Him, "You are a man and I am a woman. How can you ask me for a beer?"
Chad answered her, "If you knew who It is that asks you for a drink, you would have asked Him and He would have given you a living cocktail. Everyone who drinks from this bar will have to drink again, but whoever drinks the cocktail I give them will be satisfied."
The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this cocktail so that I will be satisfied."
He told her, "Go, call your husband and come back."
"I have no husband," she replied.
Chad said to her, "You are right when you say you have no husband. You have been dumped five times since you came to this city, and the man you have now thinks of you only for sex."
When the Shrew heard this, she saw the wickedness of her ways and said, "I have heard the stories and know that a Chad is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us." Then Chad declared, "I am He."
Then, leaving her cocktail, the woman went back to her apartment with Chad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082032&forum_id=2#36846731) |
|
|